Dark dudes and dudettes - go do Krail's COMP!!!,

This week, I have been mostly loosing my temper at pop-ups for penis enlargement and porn emails to addresses that are only currently listed on the EHDB.org page.

Apart from loosing my temper a lot at that crap, I've been try to learn how to play XWA so that I can take part in some Sithie competitions too, but have resigned myself to the fact that I am REALLY crap and need to buy a joystick instead of the game pad I use for JO. I've also been trying to teach myself how to use Dreamweaver, basically because whenever I try and put a table for a Clan ladder on the current CSP page it messes up and ends up about three minutes worth of scrolling at the bottom of the page.

That and we need a new page of course. The other one is pretty basic. And seeing as Blade has made us a shiny new Clan Banner (http://www.chaoslogic.com/db/message_board/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=618) we have to put that to use. Imagine this… a DB site where the background isn't automatically black! Woo-hoo!!! **Cooch kicks Mage for not knowing what the Clan Symbol looks like!!

Aha… on the topic of Clan Symbols, I am looking out for who I think should receive the Clan Awards for July. I'll make the announcements next week, so you have a full week to impress me!

Currently deciding whether or not I'll get SWG when it comes out... Maybe if I sweet-talk some rich old lady to finance me through it, paying both for the game subscription and broadband… but an article posted in #db makes we want it more - http://www.gamespy.com/articles/july03/starwarsgalaxies/

Khobai has been announced as the new OHC, having to fill the shoes of the recently retired Sharad. First thing he's done has been to start a poll to find out if anyone still plays the first Jedi Knight game. If you do, and even if you aren't Obbie, let him know and he'll keep putting on JK fight nights and that kinda stuff. If he only gets one or two people respond then he could just stop organising stuff for JK, and that would be a bad thing for those who still do. [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Jac (that’s some DC dude who does something or other…) is releasing his next JRDC this evening apparently. If you didn't take part in this during the Independence games, then here's the lowdown. Jac's Reelly Dum Competition. It is really dumb, and as you read the story that goes before hand then you begin to question what is actually going on inside the DGM's head… Then you pick an answer to his question at the bottom or put one of your own in. http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/dgm/jrdc/index.asp

Crap that'll be at the bottom of all my reports:

IRC: should you not have an IRC program, let me know and I will tell you how to download it and install it and then run it so that you can speak to the rest of us happy little cyber-geeks. Channel #Scholae is now being used by us.

The official DB JK2 server up and running. How cool? The IP is 66.227.104.148, and the password is dbpimps. More information can be found at http://www.minos.net/~obelisk/servers.php but if you need any help connecting and stuff, I'll explain it to you.

Important Links:

Clan Scholae Palatinae Web Page: http://crusader.digitalrics.com/csp/

Clan Scholae Palatinae Message Board: http://www.chaoslogic.com/db/message_board/default.asp?CAT_ID=7

Dark Jedi Brotherhood: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org

Dark Side Compendium: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/dsc.asp

Vision and Mission Statement: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/mission.asp

Dark Jedi Brotherhood Rules: http://www.chaoslogic.com/db/message_board/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=367

Competitions:

Clan Competition - Dark Jedi Pick-Up Line Contest!!

This one is being run by Talarak, and the point is to… well… that kinda speaks for itself doesn't it. Send as many as your little warped brains can think up to Talarak (before the 12th July) at [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Inter-Club Training Event - Cool!

Mav has organised a training event which should become a regular event. Part of this will be the clubs we have allied with, the Star Vipers and the Rebel Squadrons being the main ones, but there are a few others too. What is going to happen is that on Saturday May 17th at 4pm EST (think that's 9pm GMT) in Undernet channel #Outerrim there will be loads of other people waiting to take part in every multiplayer Star Wars game you can think of. This is not supposed to be a competition, but is there for gaming and fun. Check out all the details at http://www.chaoslogic.com/db/message_board/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=314

Krath Monthly Topics:

Even through they are Krath MT's, you Sithies and Obbies can do them too, and it would be good to see you do them. This months topic for the fiction is to write an agony aunt stylee email about Jedi problems you're having, and is to be sent to Alanna ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) whereas this month's poetry is to be about a Prophecy, either ancient or modern, and is to be sent to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].

Fight Nights!

A series of JK competition nights have been worked out by the Shadow dude, full details on the DJB.org news page so it's easier for you to read it from there instead of my adding it here. The best way to get into a fight (apart from stealing my alcamahol supplies) is to sit in the Obelisk channel on IRC (funnily called #Obelisk) and shout at people until they fight you.

KE Cuchulain (Krath)/CON/Clan Scholae Palatinae

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