Yes, it's late... OK, I'll bend over and take my punishment. Away you go, Tiss... :-P

Tiss appears with a large oak paddle

-Phyle News-

Well, I was awarded a Star of Antei. GO ME! Ktulu was promoted to Jedi Hunter, kudos on that one mate - if Tiss hadn't have done it, I would have done it. You deserve it.. well done, man. We also have two new members; a big Dark Orb welcome to Novice Morgan (cool name..) and Dark Jedi Knight Leara (How you doin'....?) Bograt's back and wait for it... he's AN ENTAR! ARRRRRRRGGGH!

-House/Clan News-

Let's see, a lot of people are off on well-deserved holidays. For the time being, anyway, the House/Clan is nicely chilled.. Khobs, ex-Loreseekers Tetrarch & Big Hairy 'Oul Jedi was made High Commander of the Obelisk Order - someone tell him he's a Krath. :-P Not much else going on here.

-Competitions-

OK, for the Preparations Comp, we've got an entry from Ktulu and Anshar. Well, since those two cats are so nice to drop me a line and enter; they'll be getting their medals in the post fairly soon. But what about YOU? Where's your entry, huh? GET MOVING. The Preparations Comp ends this Friday... ergo..

THE WAR BEGINS NEXT WEEK!

That's right, next week - Dark Orb Vs. Loreseekers Vs. Prophecy. It's all kicking off some time next week when the ACC offically opens. Ladies and gents, I am prepared to stoop to the lowest (legal) common denominator in order to win this war. I want blood, people - when you're fighting in the ACC, you're not only fighting for yourself, you're fighting for Dark Orb's honour. We've never had the chance to prove ourselves for what we are - the BEST of the beasts. Now, go forth and kick ass!

-Song Of The Week-

Well, since Jam3z isn't here.. I can say this:

The song of the week is anything that ISN'T Nightwish. Heh heh heh heh...

-Finally...-

The War is on it's way, people - I am ordering that all tyros reply to this e-mail so I know who's in and who's not. Once the ACC is opened; which will be sometime next week, the War will begin. You know what you've gotta do. And remember, kids -

DARK ORB RULES!

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Dark Jedi Knight Arcturus Gadeskin Xyler (Krath) Qel-Droma of Arcona

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Tetrarch of Dark Orb Phyle