I'm anticipating a large volume of submissions on this one, and not just because it is a DB-wide event. ;)

"Kill the Krath High Priest"

Your wonderfully handsome and insanely talented (muaha, not) KHP has performed an act(s) so horrible, so terrible, so evil that the integrity of the DB has been compromised. Tronsta must be put down, one way or another. You, the aspiring Dark Jedi, take it upon yourself to play the role of Imperial Bounty Hunter and take the criminal Tronsta down for the count. Ok, you need it spelled out? Dead.

In two to four pages, write an interesting story on 1) Why I deserve to die and 2) How you decide to kill me. This is DB-WIDE! Everyone is welcome to submit. Big props to Dalthid of CSK for the original "Kill your TET" idea. :)

Guidelines:

1) Don't kill me because I looked at you wrong at the last DB meeting. The reason should make the average evil Dark Jedi look like Barney the Purple Dinosaur if you get my drift. I did something BAD and I need to die. Make it realistic, and interesting!

2) Be realistic! I'm a Krath Epis. Don't think for one minute I'll go easy on you. I will be using every trick in the book to avoid being MURDERED :P So no DJK's or GRD's or the like walking up and slicing my head off with your saber. I'll toss it in the shredder. Write about teaming up with your Clanmates, or about tricking me into a hanger bay and flying a TIE into me, or locking me in a Rancor's den during mating season! You get the idea. :P Be realistic, and take rank into account.

3) Make it a story. Don't make it a rough outline or narrative. Originality and interesting content will win this event. Make it silly, make it gory, make it crazy.

This event will be on for 2 weeks. February 7th will be the cutoff date. Lets say you got until 11:59pm Friday night on the 7th to get this in to me. No exceptions.

Good luck, and have fun! Once again, thanks Dalthid for the idea.