Xizor peers into the Dark Council room, rolls and lands behind a stone dais to avoid certain projectiles from people at da top.

And thus, he begins:

"Yeah, I know, I've been...ah," he clears his throat, "..neglecting my duties. But of course, this is due to school being a right ahem with me, and I had zero time for the DB and the ACC in particular. But as you can see, I'm trying to keep up, starting with the weekly ahem report.

Now, rumbling on, ACC news:

ACC Celebration Ladder Round III. The Blood Is Hot And The Arena Is Cold....sidenotes for possible Hollywood movie. I will today be sending Jimbo the introduction for the next round, so get out there and KILL KILL KILL.

Moving on, I would like to officially welcome GRD Mal'ari'carun as the ACC's newest judging addition. Welcome aboard!

Ummm...right...gotta fill the space here.... ACC numbers are constantl;y growing, and the Judges, and myself, are kept busy with the workload, so keep it up! I would also like to apologise to all the individuals to whom I might have been cold and distant with lately, this is again because of some severe RL problems which disrupted my equilibrium. Nonetheless, I do believe problems have once again been overcome and yours truly is at your service!

For the ACC,

                  Krath Epis Xizor."  

He then avoids looking Jac in the eye, and walks off, piles of paper slipping off his fingers as he stumbles across the room.