Kill the KHP Results

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Kill the KHP Results

Not as many submissions as I had expected, but I'll take that as many of you don't want to see me dead. :P That's my story and I'm sticking to it...

Winners are:

1st Place - Shaithis of Taldryan
2nd Place - Arcturus of CSP
3rd Place - Telona of Tarentum

Nice job guys. Medals are on the way!

In case you are interested, here is a summery submissions and what naughty things I did and how I was put down!

Dalthid - Tronsta killed good ol' Page Meridian, QUA of House Aleema in a training session gone bad! Turned out to be simply a proposed story by Dalthid to Tronsta. Left specially hidden bomb in Tronsta's office which detonated and blew Tronsta to kingdom come. And why? Because apparently Tronsta had played the role of R Kelly and knocked up Dalthid's 13 year old daughter. I believe I can fly...:P

Arturus - Tronsta has been caught stealing crazy amounts of money from the DB. After a trial which removes his position of KHP and knocks him down to KP, he flees. The DB has its sights set on taking him out for his greed. Turns out Tronsta has been working with pirates all along! A task force mixes it up and he is stabbed in the back while trying to finish off an enemy.

Shaithis - After a poorly made bomb goes off during a DC meeting, Tronsta's absence makes him the prime suspect. Upon chasing him, it is found Tronsta is doing naughty research in the Valley of the Dark Lords. He is promptly surprised and sliced up with a saber.

Xizor - Tronsta felt the need to beat up on weaker Dark Jedi and murdered a few NOV's and ACO's for no reason. Knowing his power is great, Xizor employs a power to transform a waterfowl into a raging weregoose! Needless to say, death by duck!

Korbane - Holy crap. Deep and demented. :P Apparently, Mairin and Tronsta are former lovers that have just broken up, with Tronsta angry. Back and forth, the two fight and argue, Tronsta even making Mairin afraid! Wow. :P In the final scene, the two scorned lovers verbally batter each other, and while unaware, Mairin slits Tronsta's throat, only to find a message he planned on giving her which was to apologize for his former behavior. Ouch!

Telona - Tronsta's been talkin to the Rebels! Bad Tronsta! Telona plays off innocence as her little flying lizard pet nips a bit of deadly venom into his system. While trying to keep her cover by healing him, she decides the jig is up and offs the weakened KHP with her trusty saber.

Aseret - What!? The KHP has killed himself!? Noooo! Ah but he has! At least that is what Aseret wants the DB to think. Truth is, she killed Tronsta with a lethal dose of poison in his drink, making it look self imposed. Oooo, nasty!

Jaron Kai - Tronsta got his dirty fingers into a DB competition, sabotaging it and wounding a few Sith pilots. After being tricked into playing a Corellian Chess Game, Tronsta's kills his trickster only to be blown to shreds by explosive game pieces! Remind me never to play chess again...;)

Tissaya - Deep story about Tronsta trying to sucker Tiss into doing bad things! Namely, using the souls of innocent NOV's to try and grant immortality. After a mind war, Tiss dives a dagger into the foul KHP and he is no more.

R-Kelly...a jedi...that's classic LOL

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