Proconsul Report

2003/11/14, 5:01 PM, Proconsul - Clan Satal Keto

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(#20) ** PCON Report: 14 Nov 03** </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="445" align="justify">

Okay...time for another report LISTEN UP!!!!

There are now 5...count 'em...FIVE, Clan Level competitions going on now. All of which merely require a bit of thought and participation, if you are capable of such lofty ideas :P

Please attach your ID Line to ALL correspondence within the Clan unless you are replying to a string you were already a party to. This isn't a new thing, perhaps some of you should go back to the SA and re-take the basic course.

COMPETITIONS:

1) The CON's Run-On:

A piece by piece type deal with teams and such...if you don't know about it you either: a) removed yourself from the Clan group, b) have it set to delete messages from our fine Consul or c) are too lazy to care.

2) CSK Blood Bath (ACC):

The right to beat your friends into a bloody pulp is something that no Clan should be without. Be it death, submission or the cowardly act of running away...challenge and defeat (or lose in the most elaborate way possible) a member from the Brotherhood.

**Start Date: 11/14/2003  

End Date: 1/15/2004  &lt;&lt;Look at the END date**  



Awards:  

CoF = 1 win **OR** CoF= 3 losses  

**Standard Crescents for overall victory counts and the end of the comp.  



_Only battles started from the date of this competition will be counted. 
If your opponent 'draws' it may be counted as a win for you depending on the 
circumstances. If you draw it  

will NOT be counted as a loss--it will be nothing._  



Send the battle number (or a link to it) to KAP Dalthid upon the judgment of 
the battle. I will keep a tab of the scores

3) Is It Luck?

Have you ever barely escaped a battle? Have you ever been on the brink of 
death, yet for some reason, lived to tell the tale?  



Tell me about it, in any writing format (story/poem/song/scene) MAX - 2 
pages (at a reasonably sized font :P) txt or .doc format, please.  



**Start Date: 11/13/2003  

End Date: 12/15/2003**

Awards:

Standard Crescents

4) One Team, One Fight

Team up with a member (s) of another House. One person supplies a series of 
screenshots from **ANY** game platform, while the other adds a story to 
go along with the pictures.  



There is no particular subject line, no particular length and no limit to 
how many members can be on a 'team'.  



The catch?: Screenshots MUST be supplied by someone other than who is 
writing, there must be MORE THAN one person on a team (your own clone 
doesn't count :P)  



**Start Date: 11/13/2003  

End Date: 12/15/2003**  



Awards:  

Standard Crescents (for each member of a team, i.e.-if a 2 member team gets 
first place, they will both get the crescent for 1st).  



Send ****ZIPPED*** submissions to KAP Dalthid ([dalthid@darkjedicrypt.com](mailto:dalthid@darkjedicrypt.com))




_Though there is no length or subject requirement, submissions will be 
given favor if they 1) are of a SW subject, 2) use DB platforms, 3) show a 
reasonable amount of effort and 4) the team consists of members from 
different Houses_  



_**5) CSK Caption Competition**_  



A bank of 11 pictures are located here:  

[
http://www.darkjedicrypt.com/Competitions/djccaptions.htm](http://www.darkjedicrypt.com/Competitions/djccaptions.htm)  



Add a caption to each of the pictures, there are general directions on the 
page.  



**Start Date: 11/13/2003  

End Date: 12/13/2003**  



Awards:  

Standard Crescents  



_The guidelines are simple, please follow them. If there are any 
questions, e-mail Dalthid._

**HOUSE REPORTS:**



**Aleema ** _Pending_  


**Galthain ** 
_Pending_  


**Kirleta** 
_Pending_

Turkey Day is coming...I can hear myself getting fatter :)

Plugs:

The Interclub Training Event (ICTE); Saturdays 4pm in #outerrim. Platforms= JK, JO, XWA, XVT...pretty much anything :)

DV is accepting submissions.

DBPA is always accepting members.

This Week's Cooties:

This week's cooties go to the nameless CSK member who sent a submission for one of the comps...I didn't even bother to look at it, I just deleted it because I didn't know who's it was. Consequently, that member will NOT get credit unless he/she re-submits an entry.

Lessons Learned: ATTACH YER FREAKIN ID LINE TO EVERYTHING THAT LEAVES YOUR INBOX !!!! (you should know better).

Joke:

There's a baby polar bear walking around in the snow when he is finally hit with a revelation. He runs to his dad and asks, "dad, am I 100% polar bear?" His father looks at him, astonished, and replies "of course you are. Your mother is 100% polar bear, I am 100% polar bear and your grandfather is 100% polar bear."

The disillusioned child scurries away and finds his mother warming her belly in the sun. He disturbs her with his inquiry, "mom," he says, "am I 100% polar bear?" She looks at him with wide and gleeful eyes and says, "of course you are, son. Your father is 100% polar bear, I am 100% polar bear and your grandmother is 100% polar bear."

Again, quite distraught, the baby bear runs away, desperate to get some 
answers. He sees his grandfather just finishing of a fish as he interrupts, 
&quot;grandpa, am I 100% polar bear?&quot; His grandfather takes a deep breath and 
exhales as the mist from his mouth rises thickly into the cold air, &quot;of 
course you are,&quot; he replies. &quot;I am 100% polar bear and so was your 
grandmother and her parents...why do you ask?&quot;

A shiver breaks the baby bear's lips as he screams, "cause I'm f**kin freezing !!!!!" </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="445">

<font size="2">KAP Dalthid </font> **(Krath)/PCON/Clan Satal Keto [ACC: TRN]** </td> </tr> </table>

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