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_The Twenty-Seventh of April in the Year of Our Lord FireFox,

Two-Thousand and Four  

Report Forty-Four
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[- When RL comes a callin -](#1)  

[- LM and CoG announced -](#2)  

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"I hate Jac" </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" bgcolor="#333333" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="20"> <>- When RL comes a callin -</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="5"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="18">

So, yeah, I haven't been around much this past week. Let's go over what has happened to Jac:

-It was Wicked Wasted week at my fraternity. That means I got points for getting wasted every night.....aka and excuse for me to drink

-My fraternity had a band that I sang backup in perform in the Greek variety show last thurs. We won it all, beating a real band while we were at it

-For winning the show, we got the chance to open for a big college band called Guster on Friday night. We got to play for 30 minutes, 20 of which we put together that day. It was tight though.

-Saturday I had to run my fraternity's philanthropy. It was a women's football tournament that lasted all day. I passed out after.

-Sunday I had an 11 page paper to write

-Sunday night I had to go to a lay-out for my sister-in-law's grandmother.

also sunday I had to go to diner with the padres for mother's day.

-Monday I recovered

Yaaaay for busy life. I'm tired as hell.

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I'd like to thank everyone that applied for these positions. It was a tough choice with so many good applicants to choose from. After much discussion, we have chosen the following to fill these positions:

New to the DC and serving as Lord Marshall is now James McKenna!

and...The new Commander of the Guard, still serving dually as AED of Galeres is SWM Demosthenes!

I have every confidence in the abilities of these two. They should help the DB grow in the right direction!

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