Tetrarch Report Number Ichi

(That's 'one' for the fools that can't speak Japanese...)

To Whom It May Concern...

Muahaha!! A new era of darkness is about to descend upon the Avatars... are you ready?!

Translated, that means: Woo! I'm t3h new Tetrarch! Ph34r! Look forward to some rather insane reports from me... you know you'll enjoy them. Yes, you will. And now straight into it...

The Big Marka Ragnos Shuffle-round

Well, lotsa stuff happened this week... firstly:

The Esteemed Janos Silverwulf stepped down as Quaestor sobs

The not-so-Esteemed Korras Aqulliarum was appointed as his succesor God help us all.

That crazy loon Beowulf became Aedile of HMR Seriously. We need divine intervention.

And finally, to replace Beo, Muz 'the Samurai' Ashen became Tetrarch of the Night Hawks. Actually, he's pretty sane by HMR standards...

And then, obviously, I became Tetrarch of the Avatars. Two Samurai in power? You'd all better run...

Competition Gibberish

As you're all probably aware, the IGs are being judged. So pretty soon we'll find out what all your 'hard work' has contributed to the clan... ¬¬ However, I'm not going to rant about the IGs. I'm going to rant about the GJW. Don't worry, it's not going to be an insane, Malik-style, bile-filled outpouring of hate... I'll say it in one simple sentence. 'Contribute to the GJW or I will personally slice your heads off and stick them on a spear outside my office.' ^^ And no, I'm not joking. I've been looking for some hapless bums to test my new katana on...

And Finally...

And so concludes the first report from your new Tetrarch. Look forward to report number Ne (that's two.) next week! Hey... why is everyone running away? Get back here or I'll tell Beo to set the goat on you!!

JH Nekura Manji Keibatsu (Krath)/TET/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow