HOUSE PRIMUS GOLUUD REPORT JUNE 4TH, 2004
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>
"Hello, and thank you for calling House Primus Goluud................
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.
If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.
If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.
If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.
If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>
Great Jedi War
Independance Games
AED of HPG
Master/Student Program
House Website
AWOL check
Promos/Medals
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>WEEKLY NEWS</td> </tr> </table>
#001 - Great Jedi War
http://gjw.darkjedibrotherhood.com/
Everything is up and running. Everyone do your part and help Clan Naga Sadow. You have until JUNE 11TH.
#002 - The Independance Games
There over. Clan Naga Sadow came in last. :P
Not a big deal. Let's just not have the same result in the Great Jedi War.
#003 - Aedile of HPG
For those few who are still not aware, Dark Jedi Knight Zacfer has been appointed the Aedile. Feel free to give him the abuse he truly deserves.
#004 - Master/Student Program
I am still looking for willing Masters and Students. Contact me if interested.
For those of you unaware of what this is: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/cns/masters.html
#005 - House Website
It's almost ready to be released, Dessan has a nice news section for me to add. Look for it this week.
#006 - AWOL check
Its still going on. Once again, if anyone knows of a way to contact Templar Heather or DJK Avian let me know as their email addresses are invalid.
Below in the Roster section of my report if you notice your name is pink than I haven't received a response from you. So contact me or you will be removed from HPG.
#007 - Promos/Medals
No promotions this week. But lots of medals.
DJK Zacfer: 4 Cluster of Fire - ICTE (5//22/04)
DJK Kieran: Cluster of Fire - ICTE (5/22/04)
DJK Zacfer: 5 Cluster of Fire - Celestial Fury
DJK Zacfer: 2 Cluster of Fire - Tues Showdown (6/01/04)
DJK Zacfer: Crescent w/Sapphire Star - 1st place IG #29
SWM Bob: Crescent w/Sapphire Star - 2nd place IG #38
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>THE USUAL SUPSECTS</td> </tr> </table>
SBM Bob
IRC Activity.
Got ass kicked numerous times by AED and other members of CNS in JA
Drank excessively.
DJK Zacfer
Aedile duties.
IRC Activity.
Relentlessly kicked QUA's ass in JA.
OE Raistlin Sadow
IRC Activity.
Posted on GJW run on.
OT Pheniox
No Activity.
OT Heather Bylien
No Activity.
DJK Lillie Hawk
No Activity.
DJK Keiran Bryce
IRC Activity.
Relentlessly kicked QUA's ass in JA.
DJK Avian Kolar
No Activity.
JH Vicious
IRC Activity.
JH Miackus Amducious
IRC Activity.
JH Orionel Jalace Bylien
No Activity.
JH Dessan
SGT duties.
IRC Activity.
PRT Xayun
Applied for Student status.
Completed SA General Studies: Leadership course.
ACO Janus
No Activity.
APP ChronosMax
Completed SA IRC basics course.
APP arid foxtrot
No Activity.
APP Bladerunner
Joined HPG.
House Mascot/Fred the Seal
Assisted QUA in drinking in excess.
_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P
Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>
My first week as Quaestor. Not too bad, only misplaced one member during the ventilation shafts training, only offended two members, my fricking rotating chair works great, it turns out that Obelisk Orb dosen't break if you accidently knock it off its stand, no Chamber of Justice "convictions", only a few members confusing hotmail with hatemail, just five death threats, my vision is still blurred, I have an uncontrollable case of the shakes, Ive been coughing up enormous chunks of phlegm, Ive lost 6 lbs, and my blood type has changed from O+ to AB-.
Not a bad week at all,.....and many more to come.
That is all!
SWM Robert Daragon(Sith)/QUA/Primus Goluud of Naga Sadow
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