THE DRAGON GUARD <<<

"Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. embassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."

-from Top Secret!

IMPORTANT:

GJW! Our participations hasn't been stellar, but if each of you can submit to at least one event, that would indeed be very good for the Clan, and such participation will be dully noted. Especially you junior members, this is a great opportunity to show the summit that you've got the juice (read awards, promos, all that fun stuff :)

http://gjw.darkjedibrotherhood.com/

Awards!

-Exo has been awarded a Cluster of Fire for IG Multiplayer Wins in Event 14. Cool! :)

DG Roster at a lean and mean 7 Dragon Guards

pHyLe CoMpS:

-CSP Interview Analyze

Specifics:

CON Vail recognized himself in the interview of PCON Arania! Anyone who guesses where will get reward!

Interview URL:

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/message_board/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2186

Rules: Only one answer is correct. You can quote part of the interview or refer to it. You can make as many guesses as you'd like, but every other guess will be given a time penalty compared to the 1st guess given. Winner is 1st correct answer to arive with this system.

End Date: 6/15/2004

Awards:

LOWEST LEVEL CRESCENTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD IT! IF YOU'RE 3RD YOU'LL GET RARE AND PRECIOUSS QUARTZ! SO GO FOR IT, AND CALCULATE TO GET THAT 3RD PLACE!

Submit to CON Vail at: [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

-What's a Dark Jedi Magazine? - COOL COMP!!

Create a Dark Jedi magazine. Use pictures, anything that you think could be in a magazine. You need the hot news, really anything. Be creative and you might win. The more creative it is, the higher chances you have to win.

End Date: 6/18/2004

Awards: Crescents

Submit to Dragon Guard RevengeX at: [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

GEN COMPS:

-GJW!!!

http://gjw.darkjedibrotherhood.com/

-June KMTs:

• Story topic: Feral Sheep
  

Length minimum, 2 pages, TNR 12 points/Verdana 12/or alike

Submit to Tiss [[Log in to view e-mail addresses]]

• Poem topic: The Force
  

Any style of poetry, any length (but the more there is, there more chance to impress me!).

Submit in .txt or .doc to Alanna [[Log in to view e-mail addresses]]

DG QUICK FACT:

For a romantic dinner with that special someone, the DG recommends...

The Belching Dragon Restaurant

50 Lbs Rice With Every Order. Free can soda with orders over $100.

Chef's Specialty a must!

Tienanmen Square Beef 14.75

Oppressed young beef, severely battered, crushed with bamboo shoots and brutally smothered as you watch from your table on a big screen.

And for dessert...

Ice Cream with Garlic Sauce 2.75

*Boneless Pudding 3.50

or

Chicken Almond Ring Ding 3.95

• = May not be edible
  

Help the legend of the Guard grow! Send your humorous, dramatic or totally strange DG QUICK FACTS! to: [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

HAD Web <<<

http://www.members.aol.com/acclivisdraco/

SITE UPDATES:

-New Interviews! Informative, Revealing, Entertaining, Shocking...

PCON Arania. Check it out!

-Unteminar's profile updated w/ new character pics

-Jokaat's profile updated w/ new rank and position pin

-Summit page updated w/ new OathMaster listed

For the Guard,

`Tetrarch Aghasett