House Marka Ragnos Tetrarch Report Number Juusan!!

(That’s ‘thirteen‘ for the fools that don’t speak Japanese…)

‘…Huh?’

Important Stuff

…….. No, I don’t know what the hell’s going on either. At some point during the week, Marka Ragnos suddenly turned spits Multi-Order, and everything went wrong… Muz disappeared from his position as Quaestor, apparently against his wishes (from what I can tell, anyway), StarLion resigned from Rollmaster and transferred to the Rogues as a protest against Marka Ragnos going spits Multi-Order… it has to be said that I agree with him. If I weren’t intending to stay here and fight the power from within, like a Trojan horse, I’d probably transfer as well. Does someone mind telling me what on Tarthos is going on? Usually, I support Korras in whatever he does… but it’s actually really hard to see anything good coming out of this. I shall wait with bated breath for an explanation. And it had better be good.

Anyway, onto other things- the downtime between Phase Three and Phase Four of the GJW continues, with the only apparent signs of activity from the Dark Councils fat, bloated corpse ^_^ being the grading of three of my ACC battles. (Won one, lost two. Eep.) Well, at least Phase Four should be good… and pretty soon Firefox is going to return from wherever he’s run off to, and t3h Jacz0r will recover from that infection thingy, and there’s going to be some serious pwnination done.

And as to my competition ‘So…How’s Life?’ I’ve still only received one entry. Which means that there are two more guaranteed medals out there before it closes, on the 26th of August. And remember- the more medals you have, the more Prestige you’ll get when Rebirth rears its slick, beautifully formed head. ^_^ And the more Prestige you get… the more POWER you’ll have! Bwaaahahahaha!!! Ahem.

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

Well, we have two new members (gasp! New members?)- Apprentice Nelson Johnson joins us from the Shadow Academy and Jedi Hunter Jack Ordo returns to Marka Ragnos after a hiatus. Welcome to Weirdsville, d00ds. Plus, Jedi Hunter Linoge joined us- then jumped ship into Ludo Kressh.

No medals or promotions… I can’t think why. o_O

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Tetrarch

Feh. Work sucks. And I’m getting my GCSE results in 9 days… and I’m starting college at the beginning of September… looks like I’m going to be pretty damn busy. But don’t worry, meat puppets- I’ll still have time to devote myself to being a kick-arse Tetrarch. Unless I get a girlfriend, in which case the majority of my time will be taken up- is gagged by the International Public Decency Act. No dirty talk! This report will remain PG-13! ^_^ Uh, yeah… like the officer said. ¬_¬

That’s all for this week… tune in next time for more crazy Tetrarch capers! o_O

In Conclusion…

Where am I? What happened to House Marka Ragnos, the bestest Krath house in the Brotherhood? Come back, Krath House! Come baack! Don’t leave us with this beeep beeeepity beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Multi-Order beeeeep! ¬_¬