House Marka Ragnos Aedile Report Number Ichi!!

(That’s ‘one‘ for the fools that don’t speak Japanese…)

‘Now with a nice infected flavour.’

‘1 4m t3h Aedile! Ph34r!!!’

Important Stuff

Greetings, meat puppets. As you no doubt have guessed from the title of this report, I am now your Aedile. Bow down and worship my newfound greatness! _ Ahem Okay, enough with the self-proclaiming now. To business!!

So, once again there was a leadership shuffle. You probably already know all about this, but hey- it fills the space. Anyway, firstly Tissaya resigned as Proconsul. Then everyones favourite Quaestor ascended to the Proconsul slot, prompting a new Quaestor- that would be Muz Ashen. And then I became the Aedile. You know it makes sense. And now, due to my ascension, the spot of Tetrarch to the Avatars of Death has been vacated- Muz and I have somebody in mind for that, but I’ll still welcome applications.

And now onto more business. The third phase of the Great Jedi War has ended, and in a short time the fourth phase will be beginning. According to the story, the Obelisk High Commander has returned from wherever he was before and has apparently stopped all the infighting between the Clans. Just like that. Okay, so he’s a big scary lizard, but I don’t see why… oh yeah, right. So, it looks like the next phase will all be about fighting infected people, and not those beeeeep Arconans and Taldryans. Aww… I was just getting used to 0wnz0ring them. Ah well.

Update: I got infected. CURSES! This means war on some hapless DC’ers… snarl

Oh, and before I forget to put this in- there’s been some more activity from the sleek, beautiful, gorgeous form of the Dark Council… (sorry Lannie =(…) namely, an assurance that Phase Four will begin soon… yeah, of course it will. If soon means in about twenty years…

And now, it’s time for Manjis competition time! ^^ Something new- Aediles Fortnightly Comps, or AFC’s. Basically, a rip of the Krath Monthly Topics, but with the name changed so the High Priestess' office can’t sue me. ^^

I’ll be coming up with a brief, pretty easy competition every fortnight. These are open to the whole House, so get ready to participate and earn medals! For my first AFC… a piece of descriptive fiction. Details below:

_Competition Title: Aediles Fortnightly Comp- Weapons of Mass Description

Competition Specifics: The first of my Aediles Fortnightly Comps (or AFC's for short =p).

For this comp I would like you to describe in detail the weaponry that your character uses, and if possible write a short story about how your character obtained any of their custom weapons.

Start date: 08/24/2004

End date: 09/07/2004

Unit in Competition: House Marka Ragnos

Platforms used: Fiction to be sent to me as either .txt or .doc in 12 point Times New Roman/Arial.

Awards: Fourth level crescents

Comments: Just a little something to fill the time between GJW phases._

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

GRD Kali got a Crescent with a Sapphire Star for sending in the only entry for my ‘So…How’s Life?’ competition. Well done Kali… but, according to the competition details, that should be a Crescent with an Ameythst Star… ah well. Well done all the same. ^_^

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Aedile

Feh. Work still sucks. And I got my GCSE results on Thursday… drum roll ^^ Result: 7 B’s, 1 A and 1 C. Pretty average, then. Still, it’ll get me into college… and apparently nobody cares about GCSE’s any more these days. So if I can still pwn my AS levels then get some utterly pimp A levels, I’ll be chuckling. ^^ And besides, I got a nice bonus from my dad for passing them all… fifty quid in the bank. Ch-ching! That computer edges ever closer… especially since I got paid yesterday, and my allowance went in. Ahh… the satisfaction of having so much money that you need to employ two people to hold your trousers up. =D

In Conclusion…

And so a new era of darkness and death descends upon House Marka Ragnos… the time for some serious pwnage has arrived. I shall henceforth be taking over Muzs legacy… let the b34tdownz commence!!