House Marka Ragnos Aedile Report Number Ne!!

(That¡¦s ¡¥two¡¥ for the fools that don¡¦t speak Japanese¡K)

¡¥Work is t3h l4m3z0r¡K¡¦

Important Stuff

Greetings, meat puppets. First of all, I would like to apologise for my lack of a report on Saturday¡K the provider that gives me internet decided to die horrifically for the whole week, so I was without internet for that time. Arse. As a result, when I got back online on Saturday, I decided that since I haven¡¦t been around all week, there wasn¡¦t much point in doing a report. However, I have now carefully gone over the events occurring during my absence, and I believe the time is right. Are you ready for some pwnage?

First of all, some of you may already know that his Royal Highness Goatham resigned from the position of Sith High Warrior. Awwww. However¡K he also came back to Naga Sadow, joining Ludo Kressh. Woo Goat! ^_^

And secondly, the GJW is now in its fourth phase¡K yawn. Personally, I¡¦m with most other members of the DC- when will it end?! Well, whatever. Make sure to participate- even though the GJW is just dragging on now, we should still participate, to whatever extent we can. I know the latest phase is pretty sucky, but hey¡K it¡¦ll soon be over. And hopefully they¡¦ll have ACC in the next phase¡K _

Oh, and if you¡¦re sick of the GJW, don¡¦t forget to participate in my new competition! Details below¡K

„h Competition Title: Aediles Fortnightly Comp- Alphabet Soup

Competition Specifics: The second Fortnightly Comp¡K and something slightly different. I would like a piece of fiction describing the eating habits of your character. What kind of foods do they like? What do they hate? Is there a certain food that makes your character gag in disgust? Try and write a short story that answers the above questions. Oh, and see if you can gross me out. =D

Start date: 09/16/2004

End date: 09/30/2004

Unit in Competition: Clan Naga Sadow

Platforms used: Fiction to be sent to me as either .txt or .doc in 12 point Times New Roman/Arial. Try and write me about two pages of fiction if you can, but shorter submissions will be accepted.

Awards: It¡¦s a clan-wide competition, so¡K third level crescents for the winners.

Comments: For those of you who¡¦re tired of the GJW. I know I am¡K _

So yeah. There it is- get typing.

Aaand, that¡¦s about it. All in all, it¡¦s been a pretty boring week¡K

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

Well¡K firstly, we¡¦ve lost a few members- notably, Kali and Storm. Booo. :( However, we¡¦ve also gained several members, due to the awesome recruiting skills of Jack Ordo- notably, Taliana Ordo and Sage Venard. Keep up the good work, Jack!

Oh, and also- I put in a recommendation for the medals for my first Aediles Fortnightly Competition- still Pending, according to the Admin page. So they should be winging their way towards Muz Ashen and Korras pretty soon.

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Aedile

Your Aedile just started 6th Form, and is now engaged in doing his AS Levels. Curses. I hate school. Still, the place has one redeeming feature¡K it contains a certain girl... sighs wistfully Ah¡K what a wondrous thing it is, to be young and in love. And she shares my obsession with Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet as well, so I can quote lines from the play at her and not get a totally blank look. ^^ _¡¥Hath my heart loved till now? Forswear it, sight- for I ne¡¦er saw true beauty until this night.¡¦

In Conclusion¡K

Well, this has been a rather uneventful week for me¡K feh. You know the drill- go do stuff in the GJW, participate in my competition, write an entry for Muzs Breathe Life 2 Competition¡K it¡¦s all going on! Now get to it! PH34R!! ^_^