Greetings My lords and Ladies of Hex,

It has been some time since I sent my last report. I was under the impression that I was capable of utilizing HTML code to make my reports a bit more flavourfull, let me now confirm that I am the worst HTML coder imaginable. After days of work my worthless code is not worth the time it took to type it up. So you will forgive me if I sound a little tiffed at the moment. You will have to be satisfied with this common, boring, regualr report style until I can find a HTML coder for hire or transplant my brain with that of a Coder; which ever comer first. :P There is a lot of news in the DB at the moment and I suggest you view the news page and absorb all of it.

A short Summary:-

The tourny Results have been out for some time and it appears that we are behind Tarentum. Now this wont do, we are the Best Clan in the DB, it is our right nay our duty to trounce Arcoan and Tarentum in every major Competition. Now as a Krath, my knowledge of MP games is limited, so I will apologise in advance for my ignorance. In other news the Krath Rite of Supremecy has come out ( not in the sexual way :P). I expect you all to participate in this to maintian our poistion as the first Krath house in the DB.

Krath Rite of Supremecy:-

1) Fiction: Simply write an account as detailed on the Krath website with regards to the topic. This should be as long as your heart intends, as no page limit has been provided. Make sure you participate in this fiction event as we must contest with Arania and Scholae Palatinae. The only other truely Krath house in the DB is House Acclivis Draco of Clan Scholae Palatinae, and we must keep them at a sizable distance.

2)ACC: Pair up with a partner in the DB and write, write, write. Now it does not matter if your partner is non Taldryan, just the fact that if you get a Tally member it will keep all the points of the battle in the Clan. And since points are so valuable, it is recommended that you find a partner in the clan itself.

3)Run on:- Kir has started a nice runon on the Tally Message board, so be sure to post frequently. Here is the weblink if you have any difficulty:-

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/message_board/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2689

So make sure that you post and keep up with the run on plot development. I suggest you write your post on Microsoft word or works and then post it, so as to remove unwanted spelling and grammer mistakes.

4)Crossword:- Now this is a tough cookie to crack. You are not supposed to send an individual responce for submission. The crossword is a clan event, which means that each clan has to submit only one puzzle for review. What you have to do is send all the answers that you get( making sure that they are correct) to both Kir and Sabre. They will then compile the crossword and send it for submission. If you have any questions regarding the crossword or any of the other events do feel free to contact either me or one of the members of the Clan summit.

I would also like to take this moment to inform all of you that there is a AWOL being run by Dark Sabre. Yo uare to respond as soon as you are able to that AWOL or you will be expelled from Ektrosis. And you dont want that. All you have to do is send an email to Sabre stating you are alive and then include your ID line. This will inform our Quaestor that you are present and are able to contribute to the greater welfare of the clan and house. If you are unable to continue to participate do inform Sabre, as we will understand that real life commitments are pressing on your person and therefor drawing your gaze from DB involvement.

I dont believe there is any other news. Oh no I lie. There is one more small thing. Here is the link:

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/comments.asp?ID=N:2572

This is for those individuals who are interested in earning SoI and LoS. The DV submission deadline had been postponed, so do send a responce and earn your self some medals. The Sith Reborn Competition is still running, I reallywant to see a great outpour for this competition as it will greatly impove ones standing in the greater DB community. So submit and post, but what ever you do keep working and dont stop. Okay you can stop sometimes, for food and pee. :P A little TET joke, dont kill me I am not a very funny person. Which is obvious if you know me in real life :P

Well that all for this week folks, till next time. Bye.

Haha, fooled you into thinking the report was over with out trivia. Okay its a lame joke as you can see that its very difficult to pretend not to write in an email. :P

Well first here is the list of Hex members, so that you all know where you belong.

Hex Duty Roaster:-

Shups the Ekky Ice Cream Terminator.

Storm, Get an umbrella its Chaos raining out there. Get it I said Chaosrain and Umbrella. Oh forget it. :P

Jedari, Okay I could not think of a nice title for you.

Apoc i-Sa'onserei ui'Ifrionn, To big a name ( not going to try)

Fet'ai'narun, Damn why did I get stuck with people with complicated names :P

Vodo Biask, sould like some thing from Soul Calibur.

Menephes din santo, sounds like Santa's little helper with a Demonic touch. :P

Well thats my little attempt at humour, dont all laught at once. :P

Now for some Trivia:-

1)How many arms does the gas masked Cantina Alien Nabrun Leids have?

2)What is the name of the Mos Eisley Cantina?

3)According to the A New Hope novelization, what was Luke Skywalker thinking about when the Millennium Falcon blasted into hyperspace away from Tatooine?

4)How long is an Imperial-Class Star Destroyer?

5)What languages does Luke's uncle want 3P0 to speak? And what Language does Aunt Beru want the droid to speak?

Now reply as soon as you are able, the first one to do so wins the prize. Submit, Submit, Submit. Quickly, the faster you are the sooner you will get your medal. I look forward to more participants than usual, which happens to always be one.

Thats all for this week, until next week.

Your Humble Servant,

Tiberius Claudius Germanicus Tang'va

Eternal Monument to Palpatine

Servant of the Divine Emperor