SAPPHIRE SQUADRON REPORT FEBRUARY 7TH, 2005
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Like most (at least for commanders of Sapphire), this past week blew by in a Bud Light-drenched haze of bar hopping and toilet soiling. The shameful truth of the matter is that my life has devolved into a vicious cycle of drink, dose, snort, f*, crap, f* again, crap again, pass out, wake up, drink, rinse and repeat and as anyone who has ever seen me on the tail-end of this cycle will vouch, the rinse is optional.
The debauchery has sunk to such a level that I cant recall the last time I went to sleep by choice -- you know, actually looked at a clock and said, My gracious, the time is late. I should get some sleep. Instead, night after accursed night, I hurtle towards exhaustion with a fistful of cheap trucker speed in one hand and my penis in the other, hoping -- praying -- that the next unattractive slut I approach will have enough toot in her snoot to block the odors emanating off the 7-layer dip encrusted on my unwashed underwear.
If you dont keep your eyes on the road, life will knock you into the gutter. Lucky for us, the gutter is infinitely more interesting.
It just occurred to me that I have no idea where I was going with this. Screw it -- cut the losses.
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Krath Rite of Supremacy
New Proconsul
Diamond Squadron
AWOL Check
Coming and Going
Promotions and Awards
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#001 - Krath Rite of Supremacy
Chapter Three has begun. Do Something to help out your clan. The Run on continues until I believe the 18th. Go and post!
#002 - New Proconsul
This is news you are all aware with. Korras is going to be leaving soon and our own Xanos "Goatboy" Sadow will be moving on up. I am rather happy about this news as it just wouldn't seem right being a Sapphire commander without having Mr. Goatham in a summit position to harass.
#003 - Diamond Squadron
With Zacfer stepping down the Dark Renegade Brigade was disbanded and Diamond Squadron is replacing it. For all interested, it is in need of a leader. Apply to Rai and Tiss if you think you've got what it takes.
#004 - AWOL Check
Our Aedile is currently running a house AWOL check. You have til the 15th to reply to her([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) stating your alive and what your up to.
#005 - Coming and Going
Lets Start with Coming:
None.
And now Going:
DJK Terrian to Rogue
#006 - Awards and Promotions
Lets Start with Medals:
None.
And now Promotions:
None.
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CMDR/SWM Bob
IRC Activity.
Drank excessively.
FM/PRT Fur D'orin
No Activity.
FM/DJK Erlandil Valenthort
IRC Activity.
FM/DA Xanos Sadow
Named new PCON.
FL/Open Position
FM/GRD Akile Draccor
No Activity.
FM/SW Karimicus
Email Activity.
FM/NOV Fredrik_H
No Activity.
FL/SWL Numaril Asfagein
No Activity.
FM/Open Position
FM/Open Position
FM/Open Position
Squadron Mascot/Fred the Seal
Missing in Action.
_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P
Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._
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Alirght than. Just a quick report with some basic information about whats going on. I've got alot of ideas for Sapphire and alot of things in the works to get things better organized with the squadron.
I want you all to report in to me. I need to know your all alive and well and what your status is. If you do something let me know. Anything at all, I like to be bothered. Remember, My job is working for you.
That is all!
SWM Robert Daragon(Sith)/CMDR/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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