House Marka Ragnos Aedile Report Number Nijuu-shi!!

(That’s ‘twenty-four’ for the fools that don’t speak Japanese…)

‘Second Clan of the Krath, eh? Has a ring to it, I must admit...’

Important Stuff

Konnichi wa, meat puppets. Pain time is once again upon you... it’s report time! ^_^

First on the agenda- the Krath Rite of Supremacy. It is possible that, quite frankly, we PWN. According to his lordship Korras, we are 99% sure to have second place and we have a damn good chance of getting first- partly due to the insane submittifying by all of you people, partly due to our PWNage in the Run-on (which will be submitted as soon as they FIX the damn LINK) and partly due to our PWNage in the ACC event. Eight members of Naga Sadow in the starting line-up... seven in the round after that... five in the round after that... three in the round after that... and then me in the last two rounds. And personally I think I have a pretty good chance of beating Dalthid... I’ll probably be horribly wrong and the judges will say he wiped the floor with me, but meh. It’s all good! You get points for making it past the first round so that’s points for almost everyone! Yaay!

cough Anyway... we pwn. If we get first- revel in the knowledge that we are the First Clan of the Krath and that we can rub it in Taldryan’s faces for another year. If we get second- revel in the knowledge that we are the Second Clan of the Krath and that we can rub it in Tarentum’s faces for another year. Oh, and of course... Khobai and his little Arconan buddies were (the last time I looked) at the bottom. How sad... someone who claimed that CNS would never win anything, when his own clan is losing horrifically. Mwahaahahaa... ¬_¬

And so on to other news. shuffles papers

Our beloved Proconsul Korras is leaving today to go and be the Obelisk High Commander. Feh... I’m sure he’ll make the Obelisk order sit up and pay attention with his l33t leadership skills. And I’m still taking bets for Korras being Grand Master within another year and a half. If you want to win big money on this one, get in touch. =D

Also, the Clan Naga Sadow ACC Ladder will get rolling again just as soon as Muz sends me the stuff I need to set the next few battles up... since he for some reason can’t, whereas I (being a fully-fledged Operator and all) can. Mwaha. Muz, that’s your hint to get your damn Internet fixed and send me the stuff =D

Goat, our almost-PCON, has come up with an idea that he hopes will save us from the mundanity of having to read several reports every week with the same stuff in them. (Although mine are quite obviously not mundane. ¬_¬) Presenting... drum roll The Sadow Chronicle! A ‘Dark Voice-esque’ publication detailing the state of the Clan from a fictional perspective. So, he needs you all to write things for it! Write about what the House is doing, what your Battleteam is doing, what you’re doing. If you’re trying to find a new crystal for your lightsabre because you fancy a pink sabre instead of a red one, write a fiction about it and send it in! Medals will be given- Dark Crosses for ideas, and possibly Stars of Antei if you write a whole article and send it in. Do it! Or else...

And finally, a crab emailed a coastguard today to warn of an impending tidal wave. mimics crab typing out an email Thank you. That’s all the important stuff for today... see you next week! ^_^

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

Right. Medals this week are as follows:

Muz and Lenzar got Legions of the Scholar for creating trivia (Muz) and winning it (Lenz). Pwned.

Jasru Lacka, the new Commander of the Guard, and Raistlin, the new Run-on posting demon, both got Clusters of Fire for playing multiplayer. Yaay!

Xhedias, everyone’s favourite cuddly Ewok Commander, got two Scrolls of Indoctrination for mentoring Khamier Sarin (who I fought in the ACC Ladder... pretty good writer, actually. Just not as sick and mentally twisted as I am ^_^) and Nilani Bakash, both from Satal Keto.

And that’s it for medals... now onto the extreme burnination of the Shadow Academy that’s been going on.

Muz passed the Conflict Mediation, the Krath Core, and the Test of Wisdom. Yeesh.

Kat Pridemore passed the Krath Grammar and the HTML Basics. Eep.

Lech passed the Conflict Mediation. Yipe.

That’s all for this week... stay tuned for more medals, promotions, and random gubbins. Thank you.

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Aedile...

... rocks. I went to see Nightwish at the Manchester Academy last night- my word, they were awesome live. And the (female) lead singer of the support band was hot- not as hot as the lead singer of Nightwish (who is called Traja, and wore a corset for a large portion of the show. Mmm...) but still hot. I need a girlfriend like Traja. ^^ But anyway, I also managed to catch one of the guitarist dude’s picks- with the band name on one side and his name (Emppu Vuorinen) on the other. And even better- it’s almost the same thickness as the ones I use as well, so I can play with it. Thin picks are so annoying... they bend when you try and play anything rocky and hard. Personally I prefer chunky picks. Much better for the whole power chord-ness. And if you’re good enough, it doesn’t matter how thick the pick is when you want to solo- if you’re good enough you can solo no matter what thickness your pick is. o_O So, uh, anyway... Nightwish was great. Although I spent a large part of it trying not to crush the girls in front of me, which was hard considering there were times when the whole crowd went nuts. ^^ Ah, I’m so chivalrous... ¬_¬

In Conclusion...

Uh... you can’t participate for the Krath Rite of Supremacy, so write something for Goat’s Sadow Chronicle! And be warned... soon after the RoS properly finishes and the smoke clears, I shall once again unleash the Aediles Fortnightly Comps upon you! Bwaha... be afraid, be very afraid. Ph34r.

**_Krath Archpriest Nekura Manji Keibatsu (Krath)/AED/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow...

...Aedile of House Marka Ragnos...

...Archpriest of the Krath...

...Samurai of the Keibatsu Line...

...pwnz j00. Ultimately._**