House Marka Ragnos Aedile Report Number Nijuu-go!!

(That’s ‘twenty-five’ for the fools that don’t speak Japanese…)

‘Ph34r.’

Important Stuff

Konnichi wa, meat puppets. A most triumphant report this week... betcha can’t wait, huh?

As you no doubt have gathered from the numerous emails sent out over the mailing lists and the mentioning of it in everyone else’s report... we got second in the Krath RoS. PH34R!! We PWN. Yes, indeed. We PWN most royally. I am happy, Muz is happy, Korras is happy... in fact, you could say that everyone is happy because we not only wastified Tarentum, we also wastified Arcona- both of whom think they’re ‘da bomb’. How wrong they are. An awards ceremony will be soon- probably at the meeting tonight, actually- when we will be formally recognised as Second Clan of the Krath and get our prizes... mmm, prizes. ^^ Also, seals for everyone who participated will soon be winging their way to your inboxes, and novas for everyone who got first, second or third in an event- which means that Muz is going to clean out the medal supplies of Antei =D I’m looking forward to a couple of Gold Novas for my burnination of the ACC as well. I like shiny gold medals. ^^ We’ll probably get something for pwning the Run-on as well... I hope so, anyway ^_^

And so, with the final end of the Krath RoS drawing near, it’s onto other things... a new Aediles Fortnightly comp shall begin on Monday, for you to get your teeth sunk into. Also, check the message board topic that Muz posted- random tasks for Journeymen to get promoted. If you want a promotion go to that topic and look for a random task, then do it- you’ll get points towards earning your next promotion. And of course there’s the Sadow Chronicle that Goat came up with- think of something that your battleteam is doing, or something that you’re doing yourself, and write an in-character article about it. You’ll get Dark Crosses for it! And another way to get points for your next promotion is to challenge me to a training match or a qualification match in the ACC if you haven’t qualified yet- or just challenge somebody else to a match if you have. Since I’ll probably open your battle I’ll know whether you win or not, and so you’ll get 6 points if you do and 4 if you don’t. It’s worth the effort.

And I can’t think of anything else to write about here... my head hurts and I’ve got too much coursework to do today. Grrrrrrrr. ¬_¬

Medals, Promotions, Random Gubbins

Right. Medals are as follows:

Lenzar, Voort and Muz all got Legions of the Scholar for pwning the meeting trivia.

Lenzar, Phantom, Jasru, Muz and Xhedias all got Clusters of Fire for their pimping Multiplayerness.

Muz, Raistlin and myself all got Dark Crosses for submitting to the Sadow Chronicle.

Janos got a Crescent with a Quartz Star and a Crescent with an Emerald Star for Lenzar’s trivia competition.

And I also got a Dark Side Scroll for submitting to the Dark Voice, and a Star of Antei for pwning the ACC as an Operator. I’ve opened almost 30 battles already =D

There... lots of medals makes Manji happy. ^_^ Now for promotions... lots of them. It’s a clean sweep for the females this week... =D

Taliana Ordo and Link Vortex were both promoted to the rank of Jedi Hunter! Well done, ladies... keep it up ^_^

Kat Pridemore was promoted to the rank of Protector- great job, Kat ^_^

And finally, Phantom was promoted to Dark Jedi Knight! So now, instead of slapping Link with a trout, she gets to slap Link with a lightsabre. Ouch... well done, Phantom ^_^

Also, some appointments- Lenzar got made Rollmaster of the entire Clan, so he gets to boss more people around now. He’s opened up the Master-Student program again, so if you want a master then mail him, and if you already have an Apprentice then mail him. Indeed.

The Weird and Wonderful World of Your Aedile...

... Hrrrrrrrrmmmm. Crazy. On the one hand, good- I got tickets to AUDIOSLAVE in June, which should r0x0r insanely. But on the other hand, bad- the girl I really like started going out with some twatty fascist guy who wants to join the Army. Grr. There was a quote in Battle Royale Volume 11 that describes me perfectly...

Shinji Mimura: “When you finally gonna take the plunge, man? Ever since I’ve known you it’s been the same old, same old...fall for girl, moon over girl, mope around when another guy asks girl out and--surprise!--girl accepts.”

sigh Yes, I am ridiculously like Hiroki Sugimura (the guy who that quote is aimed at). Minus the awesome kung-funess. And the being put on an island and made to fight for my lifeness. But apart from that... =D Anyway. You people don’t want to know about my sad little insignificant personal problems... I’ll shut up now.

In Conclusion...

We 0wnz0red the Krath RoS... now let us 0wnz0r every other major competition! Let our enemies PH34R the wrath of Naga Sadow! Let them quake at the sound of our name!

For the glory of Sadow!!

**_Krath Archpriest Nekura Manji Keibatsu (Krath)/AED/Marka Ragnos of Naga Sadow...

...Aedile of House Marka Ragnos...

...Archpriest of the Krath...

...Samurai of the Keibatsu Line...

...The One-Eyed Dragon...

...pwnz j00. Ultimately._**