HOUSE LUDO KRESSH WEEKLY REPORT APRIL 3RD, 2005
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Sin City rocks! If we made a movie about all the members of CNS living in the same city, this would be it.
If you get a chance to see it, do so. Now....on to my boring ass report.
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AWOL check
House Competition
Night Death Phyle
House Envoy
Black Guard
Coming and Going
Awards, Promotions, and Graduates
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#001 - AWOL check
It is done. Lots of members no longer with us.
#002 - House Competition
Hunter Macron has come up with a competition for the house.
Title: Dark Technology
Specifics:
From time to time, a survey must be taken of the technological capabilities of the Brotherhood. In order to stay aware of our status, we must continually strive for innovative progress. The scientists of House Ludo Kressh have recently undertaken the compilation of the state of our Dark Brotherhood's current technological research.
Write a paper and/or create a graphic on a fictional item of technology relating to the Dark Brotherhood or Dark Jedi. This can be an ancient, current, or new technology.
Submissions will be graded on clarity, knowledge, articulation, and quality of research. Please use a spell checker, misspelling will count against you.
Maximum two pages, times new roman, 12 point font, single spaced.
Start Date: 4/1/2005
End Date: 4/28/2005
Unit in Competition: House Ludo Kressh
Awards: Fourth Level Cresents.
All entries are to be sent to QUA Bob ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) and JH Macron Goura ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]).
#003 - Night Death Phyle
Krath Epic Jonuss Rai Sadow has returned to us from his short leave of absence. (Bob gives Loopus Loxmeup a kick in the ass and shows him the nearest exit)
With the return of the Krath to Ludo Kressh, the Night Death phyle has been created. Taking over as Tetrarch is our only residing Krath, Jonuss Rai Sadow.
Now we just need some more Krath. I can't believe I just said a thing like that. (Bob goes to get drunk)
#004 - House Envoy
The open position of House Ludo Kressh's Companion Class Envoy has been filled. Congrats to Jedi Hunter Macron Goura.
Newbies beware.
#005 - Black Guard
Sorry for the delay, I was hoping to release both editions of the Ludo Kressh guard this week. But you will just have to wait for the Aedile section from Raists report. Anyway.....
Ludo Kressh Black Guard: Quaestor Edition
The elite protectors of all that is Clan Naga Sadow describes the Black Guard. They guard and serve as personal bodyguards for the members of the Clan Summit.
While I have already taken full advantage of the Master/Student program.
(Protector Qiw Nuron hands Bob another beer and goes to finish the Quaestor's laundry)
Now it is time for me to abuse...I mean activate the Ludo Kressh Black Guard unit.
Your Quaestor is now looking for his own personal bodyguard to take care of all the fights he picks in the local cantinas, stripclubs, and retirement homes. Now, why would anyone want to take this crappy position. Honestly, I have no clue.
But for those of you still interested, I have one task for you to complete. The individual who impresses me the most, will get the job.
For someone to be my Black Guardsman there is one very important attribute they most possess. Not being afraid of the Clan Summit. As they are on the top of the list of people who would like to see me take a dirt nap.
So the task that I assign all Black Guard wannabes is to prove to me you have the ability to handle the Clan Summit.
I'm completely open to all forms of submissions. Fiction, graphics, jokes, hatemail, etc........be creative. I need to know that a Guardsman has got my back after www.MichaelLauridsonLOVEScottWilliamArthurGoatham.com goes online (with pictures).
Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].
#006 - Coming and Going
Lets Start with Coming:
Apprentice Talison
Apprentice EsW_Revan
And now Going:
Too many to list. (AWOLers)
#007 - Awards, Promotions, and Graduates
Lets Start with Medals:
Cluster of Fire x3 - OE Raistlin Sadow
Cluster of Fire x12 - GRD Morgan Cymbeline Glyndwr
Star of Antei - JH Macron Goura
Crescent with sapphire Star - DJK Konar Siosk-Baas
And now Promotions:
Jedi Hunter Morgan Cymbeline Glyndwr
Novice Talison
NoviceEsW_Revan
Finally; Graduates:
Leadership Applications - DJK Konar Siosk-Baas
Conflict Mediation - DJK Konar Siosk-Bass
Leadership Applications - JH Macron Goura
Krath Runon - JH Macron Goura
Sith Flight Studies I: ISET - APP Damian Castle
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No Report Received
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No Report Received/ Mail Server Problems
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Sapphire (BoBs) Squadron Report, number 1 from me.
Hello all, Im Erlandil Valenthort. Most of you guys already know me but I see fit to introduce me shortly anyhow. Well, finally my first report for the Sapphire Squadron. Im a bit ashamed of myself because this report is almost 2.5 weeks due, but thats what you get for having a social life, university studies, and easter taking up time. Work was busy as hell, girlfriend has been consuming a lot of time (and my pc), and in general Ive been busy making sure my study goes relatively well. I ought to have a nice upcoming period. In other words, Im back in action again.
On to the rest of the report!
House and clan News
Well, a lot happened it seems. First of all, our dear BOB became Quaestor of the house, and took Raist as his Aedile, congratulations for them at first, but it has already become apparent to you that changes were in order. That is the reason that I, as former diamond squadron leader, have been appointed the new Sapphire Squadron Commander, due to the decision to make both squadrons Order based again. I was given the choice to either build up Diamond, and become Obbie, or stay Sith and take over Bobs position. Ive already changed order before, and the Squadrons were becoming mixed anyhow so I just took over Sapphire and left Diamond for another.
In other words, were the new Sith Squadron.
Apart from that, a lot of competitions, elevations and other things going on.
Some Personal rambling.
My personal life.. yeeh, lets write a short thing about me. Im actually doing fine, except for the busyness. Girlfriend and me are doing great, and Im finally feeling good for first in a long while. University is taking its toll on me though, but Ill manage quite fine I think. Other than that, Easter was hell at work, but Im steering for easier waters now.
New Sapphire Squadron Members
Well.. Im just gonna list all members now coz weve basically been hussled around.
-Erlandil Valenthort
-Qiw Nuron
-Khaos Wrath
-Macron Goura
-Karimicus
Promotions
Erm.. none I think
Medal Rewards
Karimicus got a Steel Cross
Macron got a Dark Side Scroll
Macron got a Star of Antei
Shadow Academy
Macron
-Krath Core
-Leadership
-Krath run-on
Karimicus
-html basic
Qiw Nuron
-leadership studies
Competitions.
Im sorry for not filling in this space at the moment, but you ougtha be able to find all the comps at the website. Apart from that, the site is currently a bit white so Im unable to search properly.
Other noteworthy promotions or announcements
Well, it turns out that our Macron Goura is quite the activity person. A lot of submissions from him, even the creation of the Sith Alchemy course. Ill have to give him credit for doing such an amount of submissions.
Activity of the others is pretty much not all that high, but Im hoping thatll increase. Im not the most active person at this time as well but hey, we cant all be uber active all the time. I even missed a battle with our AED, due to being busy. (totally forgot about it so).
Conclusion
Ok, this was a lousy report, guess you guysll have to deal with it for now. Ill write a better report next week, still trying to find a good format for it, and trying to get the information done. Real life takes its toll, but as is written in the DB policy, dont neglect your RL, so I wont, but Ill get back to a higher activity level soon enough.
Im expecting a lot of things from our Sith Squadron but well just in generally start kicking arse.
Remember, do always tell your superiors about what youre doing to account for activity and rewarding.
Greets,
Signed,
Sapphire Squadron Commander
DJK Erlandil Valenthort (Sith)/CMDR/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow [GMRG: G:OHC] [ACC: SKR]
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Hidden deep somewhere in Sadow Palace is a giant safe hidden from everyones eyes, inside are detailed files on the numerous members of the dark brotherhood and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as lots of infomation and Malik's private pic's of several apprentices (YUCK). Only few know of the Vaults existance even fewer have the combination to get in, Bob is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small snipit of info
Red Six's Flight Recorder Recovered From Yavin
The newly formed Saraii Survey Corps today reported on their successful reconnaissance of the orbital space around Yavin IV, and it seems that the Flight Recorder of Jek Porkins, the Rebel pilot known as Red Six, has been recovered from the debris zone surrounding the last known location of the first Death Star. The following is a transcript of the last minutes of Red Six's flight.
Porkins: "Red six standing by"
[fumbling noises and the distinct sound of a zipper being undone]
Pfssssst! [massive glugging gulps followed by a large belch]
[crackle of plastic wrapper]
Pop! cruch crunch.
Red Leader: "Cut the chatter"
Porkins (mumbling): "cut this you SOB"
[loud vibrant Pooot!]
Porkins: "aaaah, damn!"
Red Ten: "I've got one on my tail"
Porkins (Muffled): "shit"
[another raucus fart]
Porkins: "Whoo! I'm with you Red Three."
[choking]
Porkins: "I've got a problem here!"
[several farts]
Red Three: "Pull up Porkins!"
Porkins; "I can hold it."
Porkins(muffled): "damn nachos"
[more farting]
Red Three: "EJECT!"
Porkins: "I can hold it AAAARRRRGHH!"
Analysis of the wreckage indicates that Porkins forgot to take into account the weight of the pork pies, hostess cupcakes, salami, leg of ham, cheesesticks, bucket of coleslaw, bratwurst, beef jerky, doritos, Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Bars, pork rinds and bacon sandwiches he had stashed in the glove compartment.
If only he hadn't eaten the bag of salted peanuts before he took off, he'd never have been able to get the X-Wing off the ground and would still be alive today.
Kiss my ass, fatty!
That is all!
SWM Robert Daragon(Sith)/QUA/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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