HOUSE LUDO KRESSH WEEKLY REPORT APRIL 8TH, 2005
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Sith Warmaster Robert Daragon was flipping through the messages from his Consul on his datapad:
Message 1: Great Work! Keep it up!
Message 2: You incompetent fool! You deserve to be thrown out into space!
Message 3: Excellent! You know, Im thinking about issuing promotions this month!
Message 4: You arent worth a rats behind and Ill break your neck if you ever go through my offices doorway again!
Message 5: Very Good SWM!
Message 6: Bob, solve this arcane math problem, I dont know why Im asking you to do this.
Message 7: Why are you doing math when you could be helping the Clan?
Message 8: Ill have you shot!
Message 9: Ill give you a medal!
"Right.....serve the Emperor above all others,......" he thought. "Except that the Emperor is dead, so I have to serve this loony Consul instead..."
Another message came in. "What does he want now?" he wondered.
Message 10: "Im not Consul of Clan Naga Sadow anymore. But since Im still staying in the clan, Im coming to House Ludo Kressh."
No.
Bob grabbed an apprentice that was passing by, lifted him up four feet into the air....
NO. NOOOOOOO!
.....and punched the apprentice who than flew back into the opposite wall, exploding in a cloud of broken teeth.....
ITS NOT FAIR! WHY ME! WHY HIM!
......Bob screamed in despair as puzzled house members looked on with frightened expressions.
AAAARGH!
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>
Consul Resigns
House Competition
Night Death Phyle
Black Guard
Coming and Going
Awards, Promotions, and Graduates
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#001 - Consul Resigns
It appears longtime leader of Clan Naga Sadow; Malik Sadow has decided to step down. I have known Malik for a long, long, long, (god too long) time. He has defined an era of CNS that I am glad to have been a part of. While it is sad he has made this decision, I am also pleased that he will not leave us entirely and in fact will rejoin his home of Ludo Kressh. As usual Malik, the beers are on me until the first newbie you kill.
#002 - House Competitions
A few things to keep you guys a little busy.
Title: Ludo Kressh Banner Comp
Specifics:
House Ludo Kressh is in much need of a facelift. Members will have the chance to create some new banners for Ludo Kressh website.
Keep your banners Dark Jedi-related and have House Ludo Kressh somewhere on them.
Start Date: 4/8/2005
End Date: 4/28/2005
Unit in Competition: Clan Naga Sadow
Awards: Fourth Level Cresents.
All entries are to be sent to QUA Bob ([Log in to view e-mail addresses])
Title: Dark Technology
Specifics:
From time to time, a survey must be taken of the technological capabilities of the Brotherhood. In order to stay aware of our status, we must continually strive for innovative progress. The scientists of House Ludo Kressh have recently undertaken the compilation of the state of our Dark Brotherhood's current technological research.
Write a paper and/or create a graphic on a fictional item of technology relating to the Dark Brotherhood or Dark Jedi. This can be an ancient, current, or new technology.
Submissions will be graded on clarity, knowledge, articulation, and quality of research. Please use a spell checker, misspelling will count against you.
Maximum two pages, times new roman, 12 point font, single spaced.
Start Date: 4/1/2005
End Date: 4/28/2005
Unit in Competition: Clan Naga Sadow
Awards: Fourth Level Cresents.
All entries are to be sent to QUA Bob ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) and JH Macron Goura ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]).
#003 - Night Death Phyle
Krath Epic Jonuss Rai Sadow has taken the time to create a nice website for the Night Death, which includes a nice new banner created by Warrior Karimicus.
http://fitzypoop.brinkster.net/nightdeath/index2.html
The Phyle still holds the entire Krath population of Ludo Kressh, ie. one. So lets try to help Rai out and get him some company. Calling all Krath.
#004 - Black Guard
Ludo Kressh Black Guard: Quaestor Edition
The elite protectors of all that is Clan Naga Sadow describes the Black Guard. They guard and serve as personal bodyguards for the members of the Clan Summit.
While I have already taken full advantage of the Master/Student program.
(Protector Qiw Nuron hands Bob another beer and goes to finish the Quaestor's laundry)
Now it is time for me to abuse...I mean activate the Ludo Kressh Black Guard unit.
Your Quaestor is now looking for his own personal bodyguard to take care of all the fights he picks in the local cantinas, stripclubs, and retirement homes. Now, why would anyone want to take this crappy position. Honestly, I have no clue.
But for those of you still interested, I have one task for you to complete. The individual who impresses me the most, will get the job.
For someone to be my Black Guardsman there is one very important attribute they most possess. Not being afraid of the Clan Summit. As they are on the top of the list of people who would like to see me take a dirt nap.
So the task that I assign all Black Guard wannabes is to prove to me you have the ability to handle the Clan Summit.
I'm completely open to all forms of submissions. Fiction, graphics, jokes, hatemail, etc........be creative. I need to know that a Guardsman has got my back after www.MichaelLauridsenLOVEScottWilliamArthurGoatham.com goes online (with pictures).
Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses].
Ludo Kressh Black Guard: Aedile Edition
Aedile Raistlin has appointed Jedi Hunter Kat Pridemore from Marka Ragnos to serve as his Black Guardswoman. Congrats!
Ludo Kressh Black Guard: Uniforms
Thanks to Epis Muz Ashen, Ludo Kressh has some nice new spiffy uniforms for the Black Guard members.
http://www.ludokressh.org/hlkguard.htm
#005 - Coming and Going
Lets Start with Coming:
Apprentice Jack Storm
Apprentice Sion
Apprentice Jawa_of_Doom
And now Going:
None.
#006 - Awards, Promotions, and Graduates
Lets Start with Medals:
Crescent with Amethyst Star - DJK Konar Siosk-Baas
Crescent with Amethyst Star - JH Marcon Goura
And now Promotions:
Novice Jack Storm
Novice Sion
Finally; Graduates:
None.
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>AEDILE'S OFFICE</td> </tr> </table>
No Report Received
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>IRON FIST BRIGADE</td> </tr> </table>
No Report Received/ Mail Server Problems
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>SAPPHIRE SQUADRON</td> </tr> </table>
No Report Received
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>NIGHT DEATH PHYLE</td> </tr> </table>
No One to Report About
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>
Same old crap. Lots of new members coming in the last few weeks. Me likes. I'm going to start cracking the whip on battleteam leaders pretty soon as I've got some things I want to do with the teams.
Lots of projects continue behind the scenes. Website, Khar Shian strike Force, Battle for Inos, Orian Run Campaign, and more.
Basically, quite a bit thats keeping me and a few others pretty busy. But remember that I'm always around and I like to be annoyed.
That is all!
SWM Robert Daragon(Sith)/QUA/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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