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_The Eighth of April in the Year of Darkness,
Two-Thousand and Five
**Report Fourteen**_
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[- Jac Cotelin: Buffalo Hunter -](#1)
[- Situational Commentary -](#2)
[- Dark Voice Submission Deadline -](#3)
[- Covenant Update -](#4)
[- All that other stuff -](#8)
[- Episode III Trailer -](#9)
[- Rebirth Update -](#10)
[- Jac's Royal Guard -](#12)
[- Big Props -](#Props)
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" If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit." </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" bgcolor="#333333" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="20"> <>- Jac Cotelin: Buffalo Hunter -</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="5"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" align="center" style="border-left-width: 1; border-right-width: 1; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1; border-bottom-width: 1" bordercolor="#333333" colspan="2" height="340">
Thank god it's spring here in Ohio. I was about to kill myself with all of
the random snowfalls and the gloomy weather. For those of you who have never
experienced Daylight Savings time, you should more to a participating state
for a year. The effect is amazing. We set the clocks forward and hour and
instantly people are nicer. The sun is out longer, the days are brighter and
the mood is just cheery. Seriously, it's weird how it works.
School is winding down. We are starting to register for classes. Only three
more weeks of classes. My first exam is on the 30th of April. Fun Saturday
exams. I'm actually kinda looking forward to the exam period though. I had a
lot of fun in November when I was trying to study. Most of the time I just
procrastinated and played halo. Gonna actually study this time.
I spent a good five hours yesterday working on my wedding website. I've had
the domain for like a year. I only finished the design over Christmas, and
it has taken me 3 months to get the content in there. I guess better late
than never!
Ang and I are doing this professional teeth whitening kit that we got from
our dentist. They made molds of our mouths and we put gel in them and sleep
in them every night. My teeth hurt like a motherfucker. So sensitive.
Did I mention that I like Spring?
Oh -- other really good news from Jacland: I'm not getting a job this
summer. I decided that I want the summer off. So I'm just not gonna work.
I'm going to go work out daily and get some shit done that I've wanted to do
for a while....and not to mention working on the DB site. :)
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A lot of people are busy right now, and that's understandable. Colleges are
cranking it up, work is getting intense. Significant others are getting ansy.
It's cool though. The most important thing is just communicating rough times
to everyone. We're patient around here. We understand that there are times
that RL takes bad turns. So we just need to make sure we let eachother know.
Hell, I'm even guilty of this. Just this past week, I didn't talk for two
days and didn't tell anyone what was going on. Bad Jac!
It's not the end of the world if a project is pushed back or a email is
replied to late. Just no straight up disappearing. That just sucks ass.
This message has been brought to you by the Jac.
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<>- Dark Voice Submission Deadline -</td>
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How sweet is it when you don't write a report for a month and then realize
that you can just reuse the last report's stuff with different dates. Yeah
-- it's awesome.
Dark Voice submissions are due Saturday at 3:00 PM EST, one hour after the meeting is over.
Please send all submissions to dvstaff [at] darkjedibrotherhood dotcom
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<>- Covenant Update -</td>
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Nothing really new to update on. Both BF and Kir have been quite the busy
with things and none of of have had a chance to get done what we wanted to.
I'll keep you all up to date on where this is going.<korras><jasru><korras><jasru>
</jasru></korras></jasru></korras>
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<>- All that other stuff -</td>
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So seriously, I have a bunch of cool things to announce....but I'm going to
hold off. Most of my announcements will be in the form of DV articles. Cause
yeah -- that's what I like doing.
I was just bored of not doing reports, hence why the report is out. Sorry
that it sucks ass.
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<>- Rebirth Update -</td>
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We started some alpha testing on some site functions. Mainly the messaging
system. The Consuls and DC members were allowed to log into the system and
play around. We received a bunch of error reports and a bunch of great
suggestions. CG and Jam3z are working on those as we speak.
On a related note, the new P:SCL is going to be starting off by working on
the systems manual. From there he will move to Rebirth stuff.
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<>- Jac's Royal Guard -</td>
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We're kicking the ass of all the other Guard groups (no thanks to me). Down
with the rest of the DC!
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<>- Big Props -</td>
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- Big Props to Cyris for the new GLS graphic -
- HUGE Thanks to Jam3z for all that he does -- and congrats on the RS -
- Welcome to our newest allies! -
- Props to Ma'ar-Tyrius Ga-Tir on getting Priest! -
-Props to me for hunting Buffalo! -
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