HOUSE LUDO KRESSH WEEKLY REPORT APRIL 29th, 2005
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Sadow Palace Cantina
0100 Imperial Standard Time
Nearing End of Warlord Bob's Celebration.......
"Up yours!" Macron Goura yelled, "Sapphire is and always will be the best damn Sith squadron in Naga Sadow!"
"Ha!" replied Warrior Xhedias, "Sapphire's been washed up for years. The Falcons would wipe the floor with you all."
"Silly Sith," Hunter Kat Pridemore said with a grin while she poured another drink for Macron, "Neither squadron could stand up against the Night Hawks."
"Bahh," Jonuss Rai slurred from the end of the bar, "We all know....all the best Krath are in.......NightDeath."
"Uhmm, Jonuss," Dark Jedi Knight Phantom stated looking slightly puzzled, "Two things. Your the only member of NightDeath and your drinking fruit punch." She then turned and pushed fellow Dark Jedi Knight Dessan making him spill his drink.
"Hey!" Dessan yelled, "Whats that for?"
"Well the Krath and Sith are bickering. Far be it for the Obelisk not to join in," Phantom replied as she pushed Dessan again making him spill the rest of his drink.
"Who's bickering?" Macron asked angerly.
"You are, fool," Xhedias replied.
"Your all a bunch of poopy heads," Jonuss Rai stated as he slammed another fruit punch.
"Now them are fighting words," Phantom said while pushing Jonuss making him spill his drink.
"Enough!" the newly appointed Warlord screamed, "Enough with the "who's dick is bigger" contest." Glancing around the bar he added, "Sorry Kat, Phantom,........and Rai."
"I'm trying to sing my karaoke, which incidently, I was in the middle of my best "Ice Ice Baby" ever and I have to listen to all this bickering over here," Bob stated.
"Who's bickering?" Macron asked angerly.
"You are, fool," Xhedias replied.
"Enough!" Bob yelled again, "With the rights given to me as Warlord I declare all Ludo Kressh battleteams the best in the clan. There, thats settled."
"Wait a damn minute Bob," Archpriest Manji said as he stepped out of the conga line, "Thats not right"
"Its my party and I'll do what I want to," Bob replied. "Oh alright. We'll settle this the Naga Sadow way. A bar fight."
"Now your talking," Hunter Macron said as he broke a bottle on the bar and held the jagged end as a weapon.
"Lets get it on," Phantom replied smiling as she picked up a bar stool.
"First we got to get the rules straight," Bob stated.
"Rules?" Manji questioned, "There are no rules in a bar fight."
Before the Archpriest could react he was sucker punched in the stomach by the Sith, "Okay. Then let the fight begin."
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Sadow Bar Brawl
Competition Results
Coming and Going
Awards, Promotions, and Graduates
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#001 - Sadow Bar Brawl
http://www.ludokressh.org/brawl.htm
Specifics:
To determine which battleteam is at the current time the top that Naga Sadow has to offer an all out brawl has begun.
You MUST either be in a battleteam or house summit to participate.
You may fight anyone other than your fellow battleteam members.
Each win is worth 2 points.
Each loss is worth 1 point.
The loser of the match will report the results as follows:
Platform played
Winner ID line
Loser ID line
Score
Results should be sent to Warlord Bob ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]).
Results should be CC'd to other participant and Battleteam leaders of the participants.
Battleteams with the most points at the end of the month win. That simple.
Overall Champion
Sith Squadron Champion
Obelisk Brigade Champion
Krath Phyle Champion (Lots of pressure on the Night Hawks here) :P
In addition all teams of each house will be added along with the House summits to give an overall score to decide which house is truely the best of Naga Sadow.
Start Date: May 1, 2005
End Date: May 31, 2005
Platforms:
Jedi Knight Outcast
Jedi Knight Academy
Xwing vs. Tie Fighter
Xwing Alliance
Antei Combat Chamber
Awards:
Amethyst Star (Cr-1A) for first place in individual overall points
Sapphire Star (Cr-1S) for second place in individual overall points
Emerald Star (Cr-1E) for third place in individual overall points
Dark Cross for Battleteam leader of Overall Champion
Participants:
Sapphire Squadron - Sith - Ludo Kressh
Night Falcons - Sith - Marka Ragnos
Iron Fist - Obelisk - Ludo Kressh
Night Raptors - Obelisk - Marka Ragnos
Night Death - Krath - Ludo Kressh
Night Hawks - Krath - Marka Ragnos
#002 - Competition Results
One Sentence Run-On Competition Results
1st Place: SWL Lenzar Demonis Entar - with 34 counted posts (easy victor)
2nd Place: JH Alexandria Eris Entar - with 11 counted posts
3rd Place: DJK Link Vortex - with 8 counted posts
4th Place: JH Lech - with 6 counted posts
Dark Technology Results
1st Place: DJK Konar Siosk-Baas
2nd Place: Epis Muz Ashen Keibatsu
Congrats to all the weiners.......and winners. :P
#004 - Coming and Going
Lets Start with Coming:
Sith Warmaster Scithe
Apprentice JONBA NIBRI
And now Going:
None.
#005 - Awards, Promotions, and Graduates
Lets Start with Medals:
Crescent with Sapphire Star - SWL Lenzar Demonis Entar
Crescent with Sapphire Star - JH Macron Goura
And now Promotions:
None.
Finally; Graduates:
Leadership Applications - SW Raidoner
Conflict Mediation - GRD Akile Draccor
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http://www.ludokressh.org/brawl.htm
Title: Settling the Tab
Specifics:
In honour of Robert Daragon's Promotion to Sith Warmaster (again :P), Proconsul Muz has decided to negate his sizable bar tab.
Unfortunately, this is going to have some dire effects. The money he spent on beer, vodka, wine, whisky, bourbon and brandy once supported the entire GNP of a small planet in the outer rim. Now that planet is in danger of a complete financial disaster.
While Bob and Goat cackle maniacally and slurp down a few more, Muz is more concerned with a practical matter. As their suppliers war amongst themselves in desperation, the CNS cantina is running low on liquor.
And that would be a devastating event. Muz has tasked you with what seems to be a standard pirate run. Having found the trade routes for Sininc, Muz is sending you to take and retrieve a massive cargo ship, laden with spirits. The catch? It's in Emperor Hammer space.
The Emperor's Hammer, a Imperial Remnant, is not entirely friendly with The Brotherhood as it sits. Stealing a tanker of alcohol is going to go over about as well as singing the Imperial Death March in the Jedi Academy on Yavin. Nevertheless, you must try.
Start Date: 4/27/2005
End Date: 5/27/2005
Unit in Competition:
Clan Naga Sadow
Platforms:
fiction. Times New Roman, 12pt, two pages. *.doc or *.txt to be mailed to Muz.
Awards:
Amethyst, Sapphire, Emerald crescents for top placement.
Title: Ludo Kressh Banner Comp
Specifics:
House Ludo Kressh is in much need of a facelift. Members will have the chance to create some new banners for Ludo Kressh website.
Keep your banners Dark Jedi-related and have House Ludo Kressh somewhere on them.
Start Date: 4/8/2005
End Date: 4/28/2005
Unit in Competition:
Clan Naga Sadow
Awards:
Fourth Level Cresents.
All entries are to be sent to QUA Bob ([Log in to view e-mail addresses])
Title: Konar's Monthly Writing Competion #1
Specifics:
Fiction topic is "The Saviour".
It is a dark and stormy night. Your best friend was being mauled by a vampire until you stepped into the scene and caused him to flee in fear. You know that only by killing this creature will you ultimately save your friend (as the vampire now has a taste for his/her blood and will return and finish what he started if you don't intervene) and thus you quickly carry your friend to a safe place and take off after the vampire. What happens next is your call.
Good Luck!
Submissions will be judged on clarity, creativity, originality, spelling and use of language.
Minimum of 1 page.
Maximum of 2 pages.
Size 12 font, Times New Roman.
All submissions to be sent in a zip file to me [[Log in to view e-mail addresses]] by the end of May.
Submissions in .doc or .txt format only
Start Date: 5/1/2005
End Date: 5/31/2005
Unit in Competition: Clan Naga Sadow
Awards:
3rd level Crescents:
1st Place - Amethyst Star (Cr-1A)
2nd Place - Sapphire Star (Cr-1S)
3rd Place - Emerald Star (Cr-1E)
Title: Naga Sadow Chess Tournament
Specifics:
The tournament will consist of several rounds (depending on numbers), each round consisting of a single game of chess. While it does not matter how the game is played, if the game takes too long, whoever was next to move loses.
Start Date: 5/1/2005
End Date: 7/1/2005
Unit in Competition:
Clan Naga Sadow
Platforms:
Chess
Awards:
4th level crescents
Title: Clean & Sweep
Specifics:
A Run-On for the Sapphire Sith Squad of the house of Ludo Kressh of Clan Naga Sadow.
Start Date: 4/30/2005
End Date: 5/5/2005
Unit in Competition:
Battle Team Sapphire Squadron
Platforms:
Fiction
Awards:
Dark Cross for the most post
http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=745
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>IRON FIST BRIGADE</td> </tr> </table>
No Report Received
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>SAPPHIRE SQUADRON</td> </tr> </table>
No Report Received
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>NIGHT DEATH PHYLE</td> </tr> </table>
No One to Report About......Still
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Lots and Lots and Lots of stuff to do. So do something.
That is all!
SWL Robert Daragon(Sith)/QUA/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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