Circle Daemoni Report

By Valheru Ylith Romanae

Intro!

Good Days, Bad Days.

Hey guys, sorry for the late Daemoni report, had some Real Life

issues which kept me from writing this.

You may wonder what that might be, and I frankly see no point of keeping it to myself as you may already know it, if not, here goes.

After 16 months together my girlfriend left me. This happened barely 1 and a half week ago. The wound is still fresh, but the DB and my friends (Both DB and RL) help me get trough it. Thanks J

Anywho, Daemoni is quiet but steady, I need to have some words from Fenn about what he is doing and what his plans are.

Lets just hope he reads this and sends me a mail (HINT)

Some goes to the rest of Daemoni, get mailing me

with Ideas or just about how you are doing.

I want to know what you think and what you feel with Daemoni.

That’s it for now ;)

Ylith Romanae

Courses Passed at the Academy

Test of Endurance passed by CannabIs! Go Canna!

Medals Awarded

Tyren Got: Crescent with Emerald Star, (lousy exams…tough luck bro! congrats for ya award!)

Ylith Got: 33 CF’s, Steel Cross, Crescent with Amethyst star x2, Crescent with Emerald Star, Crescent with Sapphire Star. (holy crap…)

Dox Got: 14 CF’s, Crescent with Emerald Star, (That’s mah bro!)

CannabiS Got: 2 CF’s (Keep trying Canna, you’re the man! ;))

Ice Wolf Got:

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Fenn Got: 5 ECF’s, Star of Entei, (Argus on patrol)

Promotions! Always Nice!

Cannab|S got to be a Guardian! Yay! Cannab|S Rules!

Roster

Here’s the Roster as it is Today:

Obelisk Sergeant Ylith Romanae

(2nd cmnd) Obelisk Trooper Fenn Ashune

Obelisk Trooper Ice Wolf Romanae

Sith Flight Member Tyren Zin

Obelisk Trooper Dox Romanae

Obelisk Trooper CannabiS

Competitions

Draw The Cannbis! (Says enough I think ;)

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=1510

Welsh funny pic comp! Send them screenshots!

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competitions.asp?ID=1392

well that’s it then…I think…Yep that’s it! :D

Note From the Valheru

Well the, end stuff.

Not much to say but have fun and get working! I will set up a Daemoni gaming comp after the clan comp, to keep us busy ;)

oh and Cannabis got first at the funny story comp so here it is! ;)

Good job! ;)

be proud of the title Daemon!

Valheru Ylith Romanae

DJK Ylith 'Valheru' Romanae (Obelisk)/SGT-EP/Gladius of Tarentum [GMRG: INI] [KSOE: AENV] [ACC: SKR]

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“Anus Nosferatu”

A long time ago in a galaxy far far far far far far away two dickheads clashed on the battlefield.

The one not so smart called Cannabis and the other the sergeant of the Daemons Ylith.

It all begins of a piece of candy which belongs to the one not so smart and was taken by Ylith. Cannabis the one not so smart challenged his leader for the candy because it was with extra flavor. So the Valheru accepted it greatly and the two of them started fighting.

At the beginning of the fight Cannabis said to Ylith:

If you are woos you will use the dildo but if you are descent enough to fight me you will use your bare hands.

“Haaahahahahahah” laughed the sergeant.

Your wish is my command asshole I won’t use it but I’ll keep it near.

So the fight started for the “One Candy” which took about 8 minutes to end. Let me tell you how it happened. First Ylith made a few quick moves and punched Cannabis in the face but the one not so smart had techniques of his own. He floated up in the air and preformed an incredible “Kamehameha” with “Kaioken” multiplied ten times but Ylith saw this coming and used his “Galet Gun” technique and the two energies clashed as they fried everything in radius of a 100 meters. After the clash they were both lying on the ground half dead. Ylith gathered enough energy and lifted himself up and pulled his lightsaber, Cannabis saw this and shouted “you big girly pants oh look at me I got the dildo I’m the king big deal I got the better shit”. As Ylith was coming to finish the job, Cannabis on the other hand pulled from his pocket a magical “USB flash memory” and started rubbing it and Jay and Silent Bob came out from it dressed as Bluntmen and Chronic. They pulled there “Bong like lighsabers” and took a good inhale of the shit and passed out. Cannabis gathered enough energy and lifted one of the “bongsabers” with his hand. Yilth saw the shit and made a quick run at him, the both of them clash and fought for 15 seconds. All of a sudden out from thin air came the Argus Fenn Ashune.

You two shitholes I’m trying to get some sleep-yelled Fenn.

Blow me - said the one not so smart.

What you piece of shit son of a bitch I’m going to kick your ass.

Fenn changed him self into Subzero and froze Cannabis head and then he pulled a blaster and blasted it off. Fenn came near the body of Cannabis and sliced hiss “But”.

Umm mmm m fresh meat - said the Argus and went to the kitchen.

Little does the Argus know that when Cannabis ass is torn up it became and ass vampiric thing so the ass came to life and attached to the Argus head and took control over his body.

It is time for revenge where you Ylith?? – yield the ASS.

Ylith heard it and quickly ran to the kitchen. When he arrived he saw the abomination there. And he remembered well about these creatures so called “Anus Nosferatu” and the only way to get rid of the thing is to lick it in the hole. That is nasty-said Ylith to himselff –But will do it for my Argus I will I must.

So he jumped high in the air and preformed a great spin opened his mouth and put his tong in the anus of the beast and grabbed the Argus arms from the behind as he landed there. The thing fried and Fenn was freed and they lived happily ever after except for Ylith who was called “asslicker” for the rest of his life and Cannabis’s dog who died from aids a day after the death of his owner.

I’m just another moronic Englishmen story teller and what happened to Jay and Silent Bob or the “One Candy” we will never know.

The END