Sith Commander Report

2007/02/22, 3:56 AM, Battleteam Leader - Battleteam Sapphire Squadron

SAPPHIRE SQUADRON REPORT FEBRUARY 22ND, 2007

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>

The members of Sapphire squadron were a little puzzled as they traveled through the streets of Seng Karash. They had all received the same message to report to City Halls south entrance and to board the transport that would be waiting, but a transport to where was the question.

and than Malisane says to Consul Manesh, Rectum? I damn near killed him, Warlord Malik stated smiling as the rest of Sapphire burst into laughter.

As the laughter died down Jedi Hunter Kaelin asked, By the way, anyone know where exactly where going?

Were headed west towards the leisure district, Sith Warrior Sin answered, So thats a good sign.

Knowing Bob hes probably got some big party planned for us, Sith Warrior Xayun said grinning in expectation.

Unfortunately, Warlord Loopus answered, Some of us do know Bob and while his heart is usually in the right place sometimes his plans dont always go so well. Especially for newer members, so heads up guys.

Acolytes Apocalypse and Davin Olar looked at each other nervously.

Hey, check out this place up on the right, Dark Jedi Knight Doggy Boy said pointing, This must be new, I dont remember seeing it before.not that I spend a lot. of time down here or anything.

I think you might be right Zak, this seems to be our destination, Xayun answered.

What gave it away genius besides the fact that we slowed down and came to a stop in front of the building, Sith Battlelord Macron sarcastically said smiling, Good thing youre not Aedile anymore, I think Malisane was starting to rub off on you.

Well, Im guessing what ever is waiting for us is in there. So lets go, Loopus said as he exited the transport and headed for the front entrance. As the members of Sapphire reached the door it swung open and a rather large seal said, ARFFF ARF ARFFF ARRRF ARFFF ARRRRF AARRFF.

What the hell did that ugly woman just say to us? Sin asked.

Malik stepped forward and said, First off, thats a seal and his name is Fred. Second, he said Welcome to Zafiro Torre.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>

New Aedile
Ludo Kressh: Need One Battleteam Leader
Our New Home
Coming and Going
Promotions and Awards

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>FRESSH NEWS</td> </tr> </table>

#001 - New Aedile

I big big round of applause goes out to our new Aedile, Ashia Kagan Keibatsu.

Some might think that I'm a little bitter over be passed over for Aedile, especially after my pulitzer prize winning application. But I'm not. Because in the end the better man did indeed win.

(Someone whispers in Bob's ear that Ashia is female)

Really? A girl? Huh, I would have never guessed that by the stories Muz has told me.

#002 - Ludo Kressh: Need One Battleteam leader

The Jade Serpents is looking for a new leader. If your interested contact the Quaestor and Aedile and if you mention my name with your application you get a free goat-proof hammock. Thats right your very own hammock! Straight from the Rowan Manufacturing Co. in downtown Sepros Prime. These sharp looking hammocks feature an auto- aiming ion turret, liver regeneration bio-pads, intravenous vodka dispensers, a trout holder, and (in case you picked up your sleeping partner in the Zafiro Saloon) an eject button!"

#003 - Our New Home

The new home of Sapphire is completed. Well, at least good enough for us band of yahoos to move in.

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Zafiro_Torre

Check it out and make yourself at home.

#004 - Coming and Going

Lets Start with Coming:

Warlord Malik Sadow

Warlord Canis Loopus

Warrior Xayun Erinos

And now Going:

None.

#005 - Awards and Promotions

Lets Start with Medals:

Dark Side Scroll x2 - SBL Mononoke "Macron" Keibatsu-Goura

And now Promotions:

None.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>THE USUAL SUSPECTS</td> </tr> </table>

CMDR/SBL Bob

Stuff.

FM/SWL Malik Sadow

Joined Sapphire.

IRC Activity.

FM/SWL Canis Loopus

Joined Sapphire.

IRC Activity.

FM/SW Xayun Erinos

Joined Sapphire.

IRC Activity.

FL/SBL Mononoke "Macron" Keibatsu-Goura

DSC Tribune work.

Envoy duties.

ACC match.

FM/ACO Apocalypse

No Activity.

FM/DJK Makurth "Zak" Mandalore

Email Activity.

FM/JH Kaelin Ring

IRC/Email Activity.

ACC match.

FL/SW Eldrad Sin

Envoy duties.

IRC Activity.

Working on Sapphire website.

FM/ACO Davin Olar

Completed Sith Core course.

FM/NOV tionnar Asrubiel sizlocas

No Activity.

FM/Open Position

_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P

Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>

My first week back as commander. Not too bad, only misplaced one member during the ventilation shafts training, only offended two members but I insulted the entire house summit (a couple of times), my fricking rotating chair works great, it turns out that the Sith Orb dosen't break if you accidently knock it off its stand, no Chamber of Justice "convictions", only a few members confusing hotmail with hatemail, just five death threats, my vision is still blurred, I have an uncontrollable case of the shakes, Ive been coughing up enormous chunks of phlegm, Ive lost 6 lbs, and my blood type has changed from O+ to AB-.