SAPPHIRE SQUADRON REPORT MARCH 6TH, 2007
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>
Newly appointed Tetrarch Sai Alabaster Na'Ashar stormed into Quaestor Malisane's office carrying two sheets of paper.
Malisane! JUST LOOK AT THIS!
Malisane stared at his BT leader for two seconds. Then grabbed the 2 pages without taking his eyes off of Sai's face.
He began to read.
And what's this suppose to be?
Hooligans, that is! An anonymous message on my terminal!
Malisane, kept reading some lines and then layed the papers down on his desk.
So?
S-S-SO?!?!?!?!? Something must be done about this!
Any ideas?
Most of them punishable by db regulations!
So what do you want me to do?
Issue an investigation! Look for suspects! SOMETHING! -replied Sai visibly altered.
I assume your not implying I do it, applying the House's resources to track down an individual that leaves anonymous messages on a Tetrarch's terminal, right? -Malisane replied very calmly.
So you're not gonna do it, right?
Sai, out of my office.
No, this must be cle...
Out.
No! Listen, you....
Don't make me call security. -Malisane said as he caressed a red button on his desk.
Sai got out of the office, walking fast to his office thinking to himself.
They're gonna pay for this. I'll do it my way since nobody backs me up....they'll see....
And he dissappeared through the corridor.
In Malisane's office, the Quaestor kept looking at the door for some seconds after Sai left. He finally said. Bob...you can come out now.
A figure emerged from the shadows and stood near the desk.
Close call, Malisane.
Yes Bob. Tell your "contacts" that those "Yo` Momma's so fat..." messages are to be delayed. Let's give him a break for some days.
Done, Sir.
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>
New Flight Leader
New Deputy Grand Master
Tales of Sapphire Squadron
Competitions, Competitions, and....Competitions
Coming and Going
Promotions and Awards
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>FRESSH NEWS</td> </tr> </table>
#001 - New Flight Leader
For his hard work and dedication towards Sapphire, Davin Olar has earned the position of Flight Leader.
Keep up the good work Davin.
#002 - New Deputy Grand Master
As you all know this week the Dark Brotherhood recieved a new DGM,....and it wasn't me. Yes, I applied. But was once again shot down by the Dark Council. For your viewing pleasure, the following was my application.
I wish to be considered as a candidate for the position of Deputy Grand Master of the Dark Jedi Brotherhood.
You want qualifications, but I don't have any. Ph.D? I don't think so. Technical expertise? I have trouble opening those ketchup things at Burger King. Nope, I'm right up there with mood rings and ashtray sand on The Big List Of Things That Nobody Needs. So you might as well tell me right now to bugger off. Go ahead, get it out of your system. Let's hear you say, "Bob, you're a sweaty, ugly waste of flesh. Now go stick your finger in a socket somewhere and leave me alone".
You're no different from the rest, and I've tried them all. Those dickwads at Taldryan put my resume in the shredder. Plagueis's cheesy-looking little Nazi suggested that pounding wet sand might be good therapy for me. The Communists at Tarentum were less talkative. They simply gave me a gigantic wedgie, then heaved me into the freight elevator. Don't ask me about Arcona. Those weenies. I can still smell the burning hair.
Okay, I'm going then. You can jam your job, and I'll just continue to fulfill my boyhood dream as a telephone solicitor for goatproof hammocks. There are new frontiers for me there, and challenges beyond measure. Thanks for bringing me to my senses. What a relief knowing I don't have to work for you.
Go spoon a goose, Nancyboy. I hope you get a boil.
Yours truly,
SBL Bob
#003 - Tales of Sapphire Squadron
LAST DAY
Every two weeks I will throw out a topic and reward the best three entries. For full details check here:
http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page...
Current Topic:
Party at the Zafiro Torre
Thats right. To celebrate the grand opening of the Zafiro Torre as the new home of Sapphire squadron, Commander Daragon is throwing the party of the year. And everyone's invited.
You are to write a peace of fiction describing the party and any events that happen during.
Send all entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
by March 8th.
For details on Zafiro Torre: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Zafiro_Torre
Good luck and have fun.
#004 - Competitions, Competitions, and....Competitions
Okay, if your bored guess what?
(Bob looks at subject)
Oh yeah, there are a butt load of new competitions to do.
Heres the list:
Tales of Sapphire Squadron
CNS Historical Campaign 5
(This one is on are very own Malik Sadow)
Ashia Kagan Keibatsu BG Comp
Manesh has gone missing!
Macron's Black Guard
Shikyo's Black Guard
Yliths's Black Guard
So lots and lots to do. Have some fun and earn some medals.....or just go on vacation like me. No, don't be like me, do the competitions. :P
#005 - Coming and Going
Lets Start with Coming:
APP Sathil Daei
And now Going:
None.
#006 - Awards and Promotions
Lets Start with Medals:
Crescent w/Sapphire Star - SWL Canis Loopus
And now Promotions:
None.
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>BOB'S THOUGHT OF THE WEEK</td> </tr> </table>
Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Coconut Monkey Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class
and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Coconut Monkey Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the
Coconut Monkey Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that annoying Coconut Monkey Boy I'd
have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Coconut Monkey Family run out of town. Bye, Coconut Monkey Boy. I bet
Fred would like that.
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>THE USUAL SUSPECTS</td> </tr> </table>
CMDR/SBL Bob
Packing to go on vacation; maybe permanent.
FM/SWL Malik Sadow
IRC Activity.
FM/SWL Canis Loopus
IRC Activity.
FM/SW Xayun Erinos
IRC Activity.
FL/ACO Davin Olar
Completed History of Sith Empire I course.
Completed History of Sith Empire II course.
FM/ACO Apocalypse
No Activity.
FM/DJK Makurth "Zak" Mandalore
No Activity.
FM/JH Kaelin Ring
IRC Activity.
FL/SW Eldrad Sin
Envoy duties.
IRC Activity.
FM/APP Sathil Daei
Joined Sapphire.
IRC Activity.
FM/NOV tionnar Asrubiel sizlocas
No Activity.
FM/NOV Zayne Carr
No Activity.
Sapphire Mascot/Billy the Goat
Taking Mascot Training Class.
_NOTE: No Activity doesn't mean you didn't do a damn thing...It just means I just didn't see you do a damn thing :P
Also, if you don't tell me about it I can't report it._
<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>
I know. Report early this week. I have my reasons.
That is all!
SBL Robert Daragon(Sith)/CMDR/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
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