HOUSE SATAL KETO REPORT MARCH 8TH, 2007
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"Hello, and thank you for calling the House Satal Keto................
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.
If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.
If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.
If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.
If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
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New Quaestor
Clan Envoy Needed
Battleteam Leader Needed
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#001 - New Quaestor
New Quaestor = Me...Bob.
For those of you younger members who will some day apply for higher positions below is an example of why I was chosen to lead you:
Dear Sir:
I am applying for Quaestor position in HSK. I believe I am the best person for this job because I am better than everyone else. I am even better than you, but since your job isn't open, I can't apply for it. I can only slander you and hope that someone removes your sorry-ass sometime soon. But, that's going off topic. HSK QUA should be mine because I'm applying for it. I am the best. Give the job to me, you wanker.
Sincerely, Bob
#002 - Clan Envoy Needed
With Ky Terrak's resignation due to RL, Clan Envoy is once again open. You must be at least a DJK with exceptional email presence. IRC is required but not to the degree of email. In addition, you must be familiar with the CPES, CP Promotion Guidelines, Master Guidelines, Task & Trials Guide and the MSP. Within your application please include a brief history, how you will assure the Envoy duties are completed on all levels, what makes you best for the position and anything else you feel is pertinent. If you you are interested in applying, please send applications to Proconsul Sunflash and Consul Orzon.
#003 - Battleteam Leader Needed
The House is in need of a new BT Leader for Satal Victus
Below are the BTL requirements.
Duties - The Battleteam Leader is responsible for the overall welfare of his or her team. This includes keeping members motivated and active. Duties of the Battleteam Leader include and are not limited to:
Report to the House Summit on a regular basis
If you feel you can complete the following duties than email myself and AED Niman. When I return from my leave, Niman and myself will discuss the applicants and make our decision.
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Just a quick report before I leave for the week. I would like to thank everyone for the warm welcome, I can see I did indeed make the right decision by joining Clan Plagueis.
I'm still getting settled in so please be patient with me. I won't let you down.
Anyway, I'm all packed and just about ready to leave. Until I get back AED Niman is in charge....hopefully I have a house to come back too. :P
That is all!
SBL Robert Daragon(Sith)/QUA/Satal Keto of Plagueis
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