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House Caliburnus Quaestor Report

_ July 3rd, 2007 _<

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<font color="#808080"><b> Children of the Sword, </b>

<font color="#F62817"> <b>NEWS</b></font>

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I welcome you to the 8th wonder of the world...

You know what sucks worst about working in the real world? Working.

I apologize for not getting this report out when it was due, but I have been uber-scoober busy (lazy). With the end of the Quarter and Independence Day just around the corner, I have been knee deep in work and up to my thighs in barbecues and beer cans. Ahhh...Summer.

Mad props to Yzarc, Zeron, Cethgus, and Niemand for placing in the Golden Iris Conflict! I am sure you all got my email, so I will spare you the torture of going over it again. Congratulations all the same.

Goncratulations to Fionn, for his promotion to JH!

Mad Squabbles for Archie, who has finally earned his lightsaber! Yay!

Grats to Aeon, Karnn, and Lucifer Baybek for their promotions!

I suppose I can throw a hoorah for Phoenix and his promotion in the mix.

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<font color="#F62817"> <b>MONTHLY FOCUS</b></font>

<font color="#808080"> Monthly focus: THE GJW!!!!!!RAWR!

Alright, I am going to state this as plainly as possible...

Every Submission counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is so critically important for our membership to compete in every possible event, so that we can claim victory. So, when the GJW comes around...Try your damnedest to submitt to everything you can! Why? Because if you do, I will love you forever and ever. If you see that as a prize, then I will reward you for competiting. However, I will also use it as a punishment! So...I think you get the drift....

More > Less.

More is better.

More is More. :P

Until next week,

_TO

<font color="#F62817"> <b>THE INSIDE EDITIONS</b></font>

<font color="#808080"> Here are some things I plan on pushing…

GJW PREP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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<font color="#F62817"> <b>RANDOM THOUGHTS</b></font>

<font color="#808080"> What would Mt. Rushmore look like if we replaced Washington with Darth Vader? </font>

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