Wiki Tribune Report
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<>Introduction
Hello DB Peoples! This is my first report as Wiki Tribune,
I hope you enjoy it, yes, I need some graphics, and I'm working on that. This report will get you up to speed with all the stuff that's happening on the DJB
Wiki! For those of you who don't know me, I'm Vladek, formerly Vladek Solander, and nicknamed Vlad teh Impaler.
The wiki, you will find, is located on the one on the sidebar on nearly every style on the DB Website, so feel free to browse around. Keep on using that handy 'Show Preview' button and keep to the guidelines, by not posting garbage ego boosters in your trivia!
<>Wiki Staff Updates
Tron unfortunately no longer has the time to deal with wiki staff duties, and has stepped down. Taking his place is none other than RevengeX, who sent in a good application, and has put some good contributions into the wiki! Thanks to Tron for his hard work, and much gratz to RevengeX on his new position!
<>Wiki Tribune Workings
My current projects are -
Removing useless comments from trivia.
Coordinating the Wiki Staff
Any other questions, just contact me!
¬Vladek
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I officially nominate this as "Wiki page that is much worse than the 'I'm awesome' trivia comment."....
http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sith-spawned_Ewoks
Yes you read that correctly, it says SITH SPAWNED EWOKS.
/me shakes his head
As Kir pointed out, there are more important things to handle than arbitrarily determined "silly comments" - like... "silly articles" :P
You make fun now... but when the Ewoks bash down your door and begin their holy war on the galaxy in the name of the Great Spirit of the Forest you won't be laughing :P
Given we're talking about a race who before they were enhanced wiped out an entire legion of heavily armed elite stormtroopers using bows, spears and rocks, given that we've taken that force of sheer compact and furry evil and modified the hell out of them, we're talking about creatures that would make the most fanatical Yuuhzan Vong run off to change his crab armour.
So considering all of the above, anyone who isn't trully astonished and secretly writhing with jealousy that they didn't think of it first really needs to consider whether they're really into this Star Wars business after all :P
/me screams as the teddy bears have their picnic on his face
Ah, dont forget that the Ewoks attacked a hidden entrance, bypassing the bulk of the Imperial force. A legion isnt 40 guys and a handful of chicken walkers, but thousands of men. They also had the elements of surprise (who could have known theyd get involved in the first place), prepared traps, and better knowledge of the terrain, and were still retreating in terror once the troopers regrouped. That actually says a lot about the stormtroopers, and fully supports their status as an elite branch of the Imperial military. The only thing that kept the fuzzballs from breaking was Chewy capturing that walker and targeting everybody in white.
Ewoks are scary, but its the Wookies that get ya.