Sapphire Squadron Report # 2 7/8

(Getting the idea that i'm not gonna be numbering things normally? good.)

-RP Section skipped this week, see below-

The Commander's Word

Well, guess what? Very little communication this week. SO! It's time for me to read some of my fan mail!

(With apologies in advance to the folks over at Neurotically Yours, without whom my days would be that much bleaker. Please don't sue me.)

he picks up a letter, and begins reading

"Dear StarLion,

I am a newb, and i havent done anything like email you, or show any activity. In fact, the only thing i've done in the last 2 weeks is sit on my ass, and write this letter to you explaining that I have done none of the things you wanted me to.

Signed...." ah who cares.

StarLion picks up a pen, and starts to write

"Dear Newblet;

While i find your letter amusing in that it contradicts itself, your inability to even respond to a simple email has caused me to request your immediate removal from my presence. Please enjoy your idling around the clan roster.

Signed,

Your Lord and Commander,

StarLion."

another letter is picked up to be read

"Dear StarLion,

I hate you. You are not fit to lead, you do nothing but complain about others and moan about the old days. Why don't you go out and..." StarLion mumbles over the next few words while he reads to himself

Wow. That one can't even be printed in a report. isn't that nice?

He picks up his pen once more

"Dear Annoyed on Antei;

While your childish verbal assault was refreshing to my eyes, it was not suitable for publication. In the future, please form your vitriolic, logorrheic outburst in a manner that is compatable to Brotherhood standards.

Signed,

Your Lord and Commander,

StarLion."

Well, i think that's enough fanmail for one report. Keep sending them in, and I might eventually get around to reading them.

Orian Invasion

Apparantly there's not enough participation out there. Cant really complain that much considering I havent participated either yet. Stress on the yet. Again, the competition list has been passed around the email group already. If you dont know what to do... you're not paying attention.

Medals/Awards/Promotions

Ah, everybody's favorite section of the report.

Joseem Maruuch was awarded a Crescent with a Topaz Star for second place in the CNS - In Memoriam Competition. Congratulations!

Kaelin and Devani both were awarded a Scroll of Indoctrination for their 'recruitment efforts at DragonCon'... Dev, the video that accompanied this medal request was most... illuminating. ;)

Afterword

Told you my reports would be on Saturday.

Noone actually bothered to figure out the obscure reference in my first report - 10/6 refers to the number found on the card tucked into the band of the Mad Hatter's hat. There is no reference for this report, dont even bother trying.

Krath Priest StarLion

Commander, Sapphire Squadron

Dark Librarian of Loki

Dark Jedi Knight Emeritus