Introduction:

OOC: Sorry, I realize this is a bit late. I've been really busy lately and haven't had the chance to work on it. I've set an LoA and it will be active from April 2nd through the 8th. Our school choral program is taking a cruise to Cozumel, Mexico, to participate in some sort of singing competition. Vivackus and Julius will be in charge in my absence. On another note, #satalvictus is now a registered channel and the proud owner of X. If you would like access, please contact me with your cservice name. If you haven't yet downloaded IRC, do so at the IRC website and join us on the undernet servers in #plagueis and #satalvictus !!!

Recent Activity: - Yet another Cluster of Fire snagged by Julius Caesar. - Seraph Wartooth is now the owner of an emerald crescent and a sapphire crescent. - Vivackus got another Legion of the Scholar and was victorious in an ACC battle. - Ziij scored an amethyst crescent

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Quote of the Week: Are these seriously that hard? I haven't had any response from these in the past two reports! Please, it's an opportune way to achieve easy crescents. Email your submissions to [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

-If anything can go wrong, it will, and usually at the most inopportune moment

Other news: I'm releasing jobs now. If you didn't get one you chose, it's because you failed to submit a request. I've rid us of the position of Mechanic, as I see no purpose for it. I'm sure there are several qualified engineers in the house who could fix anything we need. I'll be sending out the email when I finish the report.

The Independence Games are less than two weeks away; we've got to buckle down and set a good example. As a battleteam, you're held to higher standards. From what I've heard, you can get some really cool toys if you participate in enough events. Please don't make me look bad, as I have assured the Clan and House summit that all of you will be participating; enter in everything you can!

Conclusion: I typed this report without screwing up, which thoroughly excites me. I'll be leaving tomorrow for the cruise. I know that I forgot to include a competitions section in this report... I didn't have time to work on it. I'm doing good to squeeze this in. I hope you all can make it without me for a few ;) Have a great week.

Oh and since I'm not sure how reliable my source was for the quote, you can just say it's one of Murphy's Laws in your email. Anything to the effect of Charles Murphy or Murphy's Laws will work. Free crescent right here!