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Greetings EXARRRRRR KUN!

Could be the wine talking, I am enjoying a fine glass of chilled white this evening. Been a tough old day flying all over the country but after a fine meal, great company I can now finally relax! Incidently if your under the age limit for drinking alcohol? Don't bother, horrible stuff, terrible stuff!

So it's report time and I see you all have a 'great' sense of humour. I don't know who started this rediculous rumour of me being a Teddy but now it seems you've taken to sending in your own versions of Teddy Godo. Needless to say one is not amused. This latest contribution (pictured left) is from Kara Rohana. Yes VERY, VERY funny! Sounds like something Arion would come up with. I will not tolerate this insubordination! I would report it to Brae but odds are he'd probably agree with you sorry lot!

In this report we have the usual successes, failures (mine, lets be honest) and some mildly whimsical comments from yours truely. I would suggest I have an open door policy but lets be honest even if I didnt you'd still throw a brick through the window, climb in and help yourselves to my fine bone china!

Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Let me begin by saying a big thank you for all those who submitted their answers to me, I happen to know that far too many of you spent far too many hours doing this :P Equally I have learnt that you all hate me for it. Rest assured if just one of you gets out of line I am going to release a word search with 100 WORDS hidden, so be affraid, be VERY affraid.

Anyway, the winners of this event are as follows! Congratulations! Medals are already in the post.

1st place: Bal Demona

2nd place: Kara Rohana

*Unmask the Assassin! *

Since discovering that key members of the Clan are the target of an as yet unknown assassin our security forces are on high alert. But with so many to protect it will be a matter of time before one of our number falls. It's your duty to route out the real threat and neutralise the opposition. Do not let fail!

Write a minimum of 1 page details how you track down and deal with this assassin. Be as creative as you like, it can be serious, it can be a comedy. Is it one threat or many, perhaps we have a traitor? Have as much fun with it as you like. All submissions should be sent to my email address [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

Start Date: 13th June 2008

End Date: 18th June 2008

Medals up for grabs:

1st Place

Crescent with Emerald Star

2nd Place

Crescent with Topaz Star

 

Each week I will list our valiant members who have achieved success! This weeks will, alas be a little incomplete as I've only just been appointed. So if I have missed anyone please feel free to get in touch and I will add you to next weeks report. For the members listed below, well done and keep up the good fight!

Novice Vorn Kyrth

100% IRC Basics Passed, 100% Dark Brotherhood Basics Passed, Promoted to Novice, 100% Astronomy Passed. (Incredible start Mister Vorn, keep it up!)

Acolyte Octavia Demona

Dark Brotherhood Basics Passed, Promoted to Acolyte, Krath Core Passed, Wiki Basics Passed, IRC Basics Passed, Test of Wisdom Passed, Runon Studies Passed. ('D', do you ever get any sleep? I thought Kara was a machine! Shesh!)

*Jedi Hunter Brema Sedul Nekaka *

Krath Core Passed.

Guardian Bal Demona

Promoted to Guardian, Krath Core Passed.

Guardian Kara Rohana

Promoted to Guardian, Advanced Test of Wisdom Passed.

Protector Ralph Vundu

Leadership Fundamentals Passed.

Well, I must say I am not impressed with you lot. Despite my best efforts to see you all fail you continue to defy my will and as a result you've all been richly rewarded whilst making me look bad at the time! I blame Arion myself!

Here are some good links for you to visit. If there's anything you'd like to see included let me know.

ICTE web site (multi player gaming): [

http://icte.darkjedibrotherhood.com/](http://icte.darkjedibrotherhood.com/)

Dark Brotherhood - our organisation's web site

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/

Clan Plagueis - our clan web site

http://plagueis.darkjedibrotherhood.com

mIRC - for all our meetings and general chit chat

http://www.mirc.com/

Dark Jedi Brotherhood Wikipedia - Super sized archive with all sorts of weird and wonderful information

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page

Shadow Academy - take courses and further your understanding [<font color="#cccccc">

</font>http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/shadowacademy/sa/](http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/shadowacademy/sa/)

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    **No idea who drew it but whoever did it deserves a medal! **

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So, we heard about Lucky the Parrot? So called because my friend made the most ultimate of sacrifices. But tell me, ever heard of a Guide Dog called Lucky? It's infamy? Why it kills it's owners? Confused? Allow me to continue.

Lucky the guide dog was responsible for the death of four of its owners, quite what they had done to suffer its wrath is a mystery. The first owner was 'lucky' enough to be led in front of an oncoming bus. The second owner was casually walked off the end of a pier. Ah but the death toll didn't stop there, as the third was actually pushed! Yes, you heard right, PUSHED in front of

the Cologne to Frankfurt Express

train. Needless to say the train made mincemeat out of the victim. Sadly this was not the final death as a result of Luckys efforts. The fourth was led by Lucky into the middle of a very busy road, then safe in the knowledge that he was helpless, fled to safety and waited patiently for his owner to become another road kill, he was not disappointed!

You'd have thought with four deaths under the dogs collar he would be de-comissioned? Evidently not as

Ernst Gerber, who was retraining the Alsation in Wuppertal, Germany,

went on to say _"Basically Lucky is a damn good guide dog. He just needs to brush up on some elementary skills. Apart from the epileptic fits, he has a lovely temperament." _Yeah, great. But surely thats it? Right? No more meat for the grinder? No, as it happens. When quizzed if he would inform the next 'lucky' owner Ernst said

"It would make them nervous, and that would make Lucky nervous".

Seems you all enjoy making me look bad as activity amongst House Exar Kun has exploded, I have to once again blame Arion for this turn of events. But seriously, great work. Clearly your all enjoying yourselves. I know we're all huddling over to come up with ways to improve the experience for you and it will be an ongoing development. But if you have any thoughts or comments of your own, why not let us know. Simply drop us an email! Maybe you have ideas of your own? Perhaps you'd like to see a specific competition? Whatever you have to say, we want to hear about it.

One thing I would like to suggest is you take a look at Wiki, the Brotherhood Wiki pedia is absolutely great fun! Even me, a coding idiot found it easy to use. I would recommend you take a look at the Shadow Academys course on it, links are both available in my links section. Competitions and courses are both great ways of learning about the Brotherhood and are also a great way of getting promoted.

That's it for this week, enjoy the weekend and I dare say I will see you all on mIRC!

Your servant,

Godo Nurok