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      **<@Ylith> Let us all take the "Book of the Holy Paw" and turn to Smokey 10:9 - "And thus the Bear streatched out his beloved paw and said: "Oh Smokey, Thou whom has graced us with the gift of land, spare us, for only thy caneth prevent forest fire."**

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<font size="6">W</font>elcome, Exar Kun!

Today me and you are going to have a chat. A nice little friendly conversation, just me and you with some Earl Grey Tea. It has come to my attention that you have this some what missplaced perception that I am a Teddy Bear. How it started is not important, the important thing is that you all realise that I am not a lover of honey, I dont have fur and I am not filled with stuffing. There, all sorted.

<@Ylith> If only Godo, the Chuck Norris among Care Bears, was here to save us from this perril. Quick! Summon the naked Teddy Women to dance around the Godo Totem!

**<@Ylith> **bows before the Godo, the center of all Care Bear Light, Honey of the Pooh, Fireproof by the Smokey, DanceQueen of Baloo, Supporter of the Yellow Power Ranger!

**<@Ylith> **sacrifices a virgin teddy bear and bathes in her stuffing then dances around the corpse to summon Godo

**<@Ylith> **rips open a Teddy and feeds on it's stuffing to summon the mighty Godo

<@Ylith> Praise the Godo

 

 

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<font size="6">I</font> couldn't help but notice that all those lovely entries were once more Teddy Bear themed. Who do I have to kill round here to get some respect! Sheesh. Anyway, behold the winning entry!

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The winners of this event are as follows:

1st place: Guardian Kara Rohana (finally managed a first, well done!)

2nd place: Sith Battlemaster Derev Niroth

*Incoming! *

Just like the game battleships of old! Who out of the entire House is strongest in the force? Well we are about to find out! Hidden on the grid below are twenty enemy targets, you have a total of twenty guesses the one who is the strongest in the force will be declared the winner! Send all your co-ordinates to my email address [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

End Date:** Thursday 10th July 2008**

 

Medals up for grabs:

1st Place

Crescent with Emerald Star

2nd Place

Crescent with Topaz Star

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_<font size="6" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">E</font>_ach week I will list our valiant members who have achieved success! This weeks will, alas be a little incomplete as I've only just been appointed. So if I have missed anyone please feel free to get in touch and I will add you to next weeks report. For the members listed below, well done and keep up the good fight!

Sith Battlelord Dacien Victae di Plagia

Freighters and Transports Passed.

Guardian Bal Demona

7 x Cluster of Fire, Advanced Test of Wisdom Passed, Obelisk Core Passed.

Guardian Kara Rohana

2 x Cluster of Fire, Crescent with Topaz Star.

Jedi Hunter Laigerick Sithelhood

13 x Cluster of Fire, Dark Maven History Passed.

Protector Ralph Vundu

Astronomy Passed.

Dark Jedi Knight Koga Kage

2 x Cluster of Fire.

Sith Battlemaster Derev Niroth

100% Runon Studies Passed, HTML Basics Passed, Training Saber Course Passed, Wiki Basics Passed, General Leadership Passed, 100% Leadership Fundamentals. (On fire this week Mister Derevko!)

Jedi Hunter Brema Sedul Nekaka

Crescent with Emerald Star.

<font size="6">H</font>ere are some good links for you to visit. If there's anything you'd like to see included let me know.

ICTE web site (multi player gaming): [

http://icte.darkjedibrotherhood.com/](http://icte.darkjedibrotherhood.com/)

Dark Brotherhood - our organisation's web site

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/

Clan Plagueis - our clan web site

http://plagueis.darkjedibrotherhood.com

mIRC - for all our meetings and general chit chat

http://www.mirc.com/

Dark Jedi Brotherhood Wikipedia - Super sized archive with all sorts of weird and wonderful information

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page

Shadow Academy - take courses and further your understanding [<font color="#cccccc">

</font>http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/shadowacademy/sa/](http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/shadowacademy/sa/)

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      **Is that a wrinkle I see Doctor Jones? **

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<font size="6">F</font>ree is a word I just love, so naturally when I have two cinema tickets land on my door mat which haven't cost me a dime I am naturally pretty pleased with myself. The question is what film to go see? To celebrate my wifes new, fancy job I let her choose. Curiously she chose Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. These days most film titles consist of one or if your lucky two words. Trying to say that pretty little lot to the ticket seller was a challange in itself.

Indy 4 as I prefer to call it, sees the return of our aging hero Indy as he fights not with the Nazi's but the clearly evil Russians! Frankly I couldnt tell the difference between the Russians and the Nazi's accept that the germans had better taste in uniforms. Either way they are very keen to shoot first and ask questions later which of course puts my friend and yours, Indy in a whole world of trouble.

In previous films Indy would go after the Ark (an atom bomb with ghosts) a bunch of glowing stones that err...glow (maybe they fire lasers or something?) and the Holy Grail which has more small print than an insurance claim! No, this time we have a Crystal Skull! For the most part it seems to be nothing more than a paperweight, be it a very powerful magnetic one.

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        **Not the eyes, anything but the eyes! **

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The Russians want it because, well they'll learn stuff from it. What that is they dont even know and apparently they have a load of them anyway!?

Yes the plot is obsurd, I mean utterly rediculous and if your like me, picking even the slightest hole apart in a films plot you'll go to town on this film. For instance, if you had a secret base with all the most powerful relics and gadgets known to your government why oh why would you leave just six men to guard it!? SIX!? Frankly I would leave an army of no less than 50,000! Hell, even I could get in there and steal whatever I liked and I am overweight, unfit and couldn't hit the broadside of a barn!

Also what is it with Doctor Jones? Aging yes, but my god he makes Mike Tyson look like a sunflower. If you told me a hardened russian solider in the prime of his life who had been trained to kill a man with his little finger could be beaten by an OAP archaeoligist you would laugh me out the room. Well duh!

Still despite the silly story, weird plot holes and some very poetic licensing it was still fun to watch. And apparently they're going to be making at least another one. Perhaps next film will be called Indiana Jones and the quest for the magical zimmer frame?

 

_S_o another report and another chance to feed my vanity, it's all good. Let me take this opportunity to wish all my American counterparts a very happy 4th July, not sure what you do but I wouldn't be terribly surprised if it involved silly quantities of alcohol. However you spend it, enjoy it. Just a reminder that here are loads of competitions going on at the moment so if your all stuck for something to do I suggest you go here and see whats happening. And of course there's always the Shadow Academy. As always, it my miserable job to assist you all so if you need anything hunt me down.

Your servant,

Godo Nurok