LUDO KRESSH AEDILE REPORT AUGUST 15TH, 2008

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<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>INTRODUCTION</td> </tr> </table>

"It will be all right," newly appointed Commander Tsingtao Ming said smiling as he took the keys of Zafiro Torre from the former leader.

"Now you remember," Bob said, "You promise. Not a scratch."

"Not a scratch," Commander Tsingtao said holding up his right hand, "I promise."

"And I can keep my old room and stay when I want right?" Bob asked for the third time.

"Of course," Tsingtao replied, "It's still your home. Now get out of here you SOB."

"Good luck," Bob said. "You too," Tsingtao replied.

(Marakith Skyhook, Outside Quaestor's office)

The Sith Walord wasn't a big fan of the massive Skyhook. Still a member of the old days, he was still partial to the days of the Kressh Fortress and even his last tenure as Quaestor when they resided on Dentavii Prime. But he knew the day would come when he would call the Skyhook home and today was the day.

"Enter," came the voice of the Quaestor.

Bob entered the office of the Quaestor to be greeted with the pleasant smile of his boss, "Bob! Glad to see you."

"Always a pleasure to see you," the new Aedile said with a wink as he sat down.

"So where do we start?" Quaestor Fae stated as they got down to business.

"Before we can do anything we have to get one thing done first," the Sith Warlord stated very seriously, "You are going to have to tell your boobs to stop staring at me."

Quaestor Fae began to laugh, "YAY BOOBS!"

Sith Warlord Robert Atema Sadow sat back in his chair, cracked open a fresh beer, and thought to himself with a grin, "Yay boobs indeed."

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>REPORT SUMMARY</td> </tr> </table>

• House Feud

• DB WIKI

• IRC

• ID Lines

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>FRESSH NEWS</td> </tr> </table>

#001 - House Feud

The day is getting closer and closer till we will defend our title of 1st House. This will be our number one task and a great way for all members to prove themselves and gain fortune and glory. ie. medals and promotions. :P

I'm still looking for interested persons to fill the Battleplan team. So if your interested, apply to your favorite Aedile and tell me why you should be a member of Team Bob.

The Battle for Inos: click here.

#002 - DB WIKI

As a member of the DB WIKI staff, it is one of my responsibilities to annoy you all with the WIKI. :P

I strongly suggest all of you interested in further creating your character that you make your own WIKI page. It is fun and a great way to further tell who you are, where you came from, and where you are going. The Shadow Academy has a nice course to help you learn how to successfully create your page and if you need any assistance or have any questions I am glad to help out.

#003 - IRC

IRC (Internet Relay Chat) is a major form of communciation in Clan Naga Sadow. mIRC is a chatting program that the Dark Brotherhood uses to communicate with all of its members. Everyone from the very leaders of the Dark Council to the everyday members like you and me use mIRC. mIRC is very much like MSN, AIM, or Yahoo, except you can chat with many different people all at once.

I highly encourage all members to use this form of communication. The clan channel is #naga_sadow on the undernet. If you have any questions or need any help at all, please just ask.

For more information: click here.

#004 - ID Lines

In order to properly identify Dark Jedi in Brotherhood communiqué, the following system of Identification (ID) Lines has been established. ID Lines can tell a great deal about any Dark Jedi. One of great status may have a very high rank and a wide assortment of awards that he or she has accumulated over years of service.

I've noticed quite a few emails from members who DO NOT even place their name at the end of their emails much less use proper emails. I cannot stress the importance of the use of ID lines, especially when submitting to competitions. It makes the job of the summit members that much easier when their not searching around to see who a particular email is from.

For more information: click here.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>LUDO KRESSH BLACK GUARD: AEDILE EDITION</td> </tr> </table>

The elite protectors of all that is Clan Naga Sadow describes the Black Guard. They guard and serve as personal bodyguards for the members of the Clan Summit.

While I have already taken full advantage of the Master/Student program.

(Acolyte Koren Tyson hands Bob another beer and goes to finish the Aedile's laundry)

Now it is time for me to abuse...I mean activate the Ludo Kressh Aedile Black Guard unit.

Your Aedile is now looking for his own personal bodyguard to take care of all the fights he picks in the local cantinas, stripclubs, and retirement homes. Now, why would anyone want to take this crappy position. Honestly, I have no clue.

But for those of you still interested, I have one task for you to complete. The individual who impresses me the most, will get the job.

For someone to be my Black Guardsman there is one very important attribute they most possess. Not being afraid of the Clan Summit. As they are on the top of the list of people who would like to see me take a dirt nap.

So the task that I assign all Black Guard wannabes is to prove to me you have the ability to handle the Clan Summit.

I'm completely open to all forms of submissions. Fiction, graphics, jokes, hatemail, etc........be creative. I need to know that a Guardsman has got my back during the House Feud.

All entries must be sent to Aedile Robert Sadow ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]).

Competition Ends: Augsut 31st

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>THE MASTER/STUDENT PROGRAM</td> </tr> </table>

Located deep within the cold recesses of The Temple of Sorrow is the center of operations for the training and tuition of all new clansmen of Naga Sadow. This is the first installation that all new members of the Master/Student program arrive at, and it is here that they are appointed a Master, a personal trainer who will subsequently pass their own knowledge onto their new Student until such a time as that the Student has completed the Trials and attained the rank of Dark Jedi Knight.

This is a very good program for all members to join regardless of rank. I highly encourage you all to take part either as a Student or a Master.

For complete details:Click Here.

<table border cols="1" width="100%" bgcolor="blue"> <tr> <td>CONCLUSION</td> </tr> </table>

I'm still getting settled into the new position. Got a few new ideas that hopefully will turn out nicely for the house. As always; any ideas, suggestions, death threats, thoughts, bribes, or naked women.....my door is always open.

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That is all!

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SWL Robert Atema Sadow(Sith)/AED/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow