THE VUNDU REPORT

Where men are real men, women are real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri are real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri

HOWDY!

Greetings one and all to yet another Report from your humbly awesome AED. Shall we get underway? Yes I think we shall, so let’s all put our heads between our knees and kiss our butts goodbye… so to speak

A SAD FAREWELL

It is my solemn duty to bid a fond farewell to our wonderful BTL, Miss Cipher. Sadly, she has had a lot of personal business to attend to and cannot give the battle team the attention she felt it deserved at this time. It is sad to see her go, but she will be around to help if needed.

This also means that the position is now open for applications. I shall be accepting them starting now, and ending next Sunday, October 5th. The application guidelines are as follows:

Full ID Line (with awards)

Dossier number

Brief description of yourself and why you want this position, goals, etc.

Then please add on a starting ACC post to the following starter (copyright of the ACC judge who wrote it of course)

“Four large pillars cast their shadows to the dusty ground as you and your opponent entered the miles-square oval. Their feet crunched as they kicked up the loose dirt that covered the decades of compacted clay-topsoil. Their necks craned as they scanned the acres of stands and seating that surrounded them as a voice shot through the slight breeze.

“Welcome!” KPN RevengeX Palpatine shouted from a seat perched high above the combatants. The brightness of the day scorched the fighter’s eyes as they strained to see the official’s form. Your Opponent had brought his lightsaber, and one concussion grenade to the duel while you are armed with a lightsaber. There wasn’t much needed in the way of formality as the lay of the land was fairly obvious. With that, RevengeX simply requested their readiness which was returned with two simultaneous nods.”

Please send all applications in by October 5th. And please send them to both myself ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) and Mister Godo ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) .

SHINEY WAGON AND YOUNGINS

There are a few people I need to offer congrats to this week, and they are:

Jon Khioo – Promoted top ACO

Timothy Sweeney – Promoted to NOV

ACO Alishu – Crescent with Quartz Star

JH Kara Rohana – 2 Clusters of Fire

NOV timothy Sweeney – Passed History of the Sith Empire I with a 93%

And I wish to welcome some new additions to our clan

ACO Jon Khioo

SBM Starrett

DJK Ood Bnar Sythe'rae

Congrats and welcome to all of you. And if I missed anyone, I am terribly sorry, and please let me know so I can make a fuss over you next week.

“I WOULD LIKE TO CONCLUDE BY STICKING MY FINGER UP MY NOSE”

Well, that about covers it. The latest installment of the War of Ascension ends Sunday, so please get you submissions in fast! And, if you think you would like a shot at BTL, please send in an app. You never know what might happen. So, I bit you all a good night, and God Bless you all.

Your Humble Servant,

GRD Ralph Vundu (Obelisk)/AED/ Exar Kun of Plagueis