CLAN NAGA SADOW CONSUL REPORT OCTOBER 10TH, 2008

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<td>INTRODUCTION</td>

"Hello, and thank you for calling Sadow Palace................

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.

If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it

v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.

If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.

If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.

If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.

If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.

If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.

If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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<td>REPORT SUMMARY</td>

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Battle For Inos</li>

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Clan Website</li>

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Naga Sadow Times</li>

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Ludo Kressh Aedile</li>

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<td>WEEKLY NEWS</td>

#001 - Battle For Inos

http://www.dbmember.com/inos/index.php

LAST DAY! Get those last minute entries for Chapter Four in now!

#002 - Clan Website

Quaestor Derev is working very hard at this and doing an excellent job we will all be proud of. It will be released soon for us all to enjoy.

#003 - Naga Sadow Times

The Clan Newspaper is about to return, Do you wish to contribute?

If so, send your comments and ideas to your local Consul.

I've gotten a few interested persons, next week I will be sending out more information for everyone.

#004 - Ludo Kressh Aedile

Thanks to all whom have applied. We had a nice turnout of interested persons and a decision will be made shortly.

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<td>THE SADOWS</td>

Since our Proconsul does an great job reporting everyone's accomplishments each week, I will just select a few a congrat each week.

Congrats to Praxis on Protector, Raven on Sentinel, Yashamira Kurosaki on completing 2 SA courses, and Jonuss Rai on being named to the Chamber of Justice Appeals Panel!

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<td>CONCLUSION</td>

For those of you who have not heard, you have a new Consul in Clan Naga Sadow, and that would be me. I have to say it's very nice to be back in the head

chair of the best Clan in the Dark Jedi Brotherhood (that's CNS for those of you who are confused). I was Consul of this Clan sometime back before the

great rebellion from the EH. After sometime in HLK and retirement, I am back in

charge of the meanest damn clan in the dark brotherhood (ie. CNS for those of you who are having trouble keeping up).

I would like to thank GM Sarin and DGM Muz for going against their better judgements and placing someone like me in charge.

Not much of a report this week, still trying to get settled in and than got hit with a virus that forced we to re-format my computer. So still getting everything

back to working order so I can get back to work.

My first week as Consul. Not too bad, only misplaced one member during the ventilation shafts training, only offended two members, my fricking rotating

chair works great, it turns out that Sith Orb of Porn dosen't break if you accidently knock it off its stand, no Chamber of Justice "convictions", only a few

members confusing hotmail with hatemail, just five death threats, my vision is still blurred, I have an uncontrollable case of “the shakes”, I’ve been

coughing up enormous chunks of phlegm, I’ve lost 6 lbs, and my blood type has changed from O+ to AB-.

Not a bad week at all,.....and many more to come.

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That is all!

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SWL Robert Sadow(Sith)/CON/Clan Naga Sadow

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