CLAN NAGA SADOW WEEKLY REPORT

“I know! I know!” screamed Bob, “Where going to be late, but since we really weren’t invited to begin with we will be arriving at the perfect time to wedding crash.”

“Arfff arrrfff arf,” replied Fred the Seal.

“Enough already now go grab the fireworks and wait in the shuttle for me,” Bob said as Fred shrugged his shoulders and left.

The Consul of Naga Sadow smiled as he had missed Fred, it had been some time since the Sith Warlord had a partner in crime to cause his usual operations, and it reminded him of the days of old. As Consul, he needed a few days like the old times to help him deal with the serious issues. The uprising on Sepros had started to escalate and the Clan was forced to use it assets of Battle Teams to deal with it. Rumors were coming in from Moon 42 of Inos that needed to be investigated. And to top it off, Ragnos Cathedral was no more and it appeared that could cause a war between Marka Ragnos and another House in the Brotherhood. Indeed, the next month was going to be a difficult time for Clan Naga Sadow, so what better way to begin it than with Operation: Wedding Crasher.

Bob grabbed his XL-1000 Super Duper Tomato Splatter and a box of non-radioactive toothpick grenades and thought to himself, “Fred is right; I hope this Daughter and Son of Sadow marriage trend doesn’t continue. I’d hate for our family tree to look like Trev’s with no branches.”

(Delayed Intro from last week)

The Foreboding Wind

The Run On for the Clan Plotline has begun.

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5488

Check it out and help out your Clan by posting.

The Ekind Uprising

Help earn your Battle Team the title of Consul’s Own.

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Queue_Comp.StartDate%20DESC,%20Queue_Comp.EndDate&sort=desc&ID=3921

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Queue_Comp.StartDate%20DESC,%20Queue_Comp.EndDate&sort=desc&ID=3922

Naga Sadow Times

Ediltor Alaric is hard at work getting the first issue in some time ready for publication. Stay tuned.

House Marka Ragnos

Quaestor Derev is currently on emergency LOA. He will return shortly, until then Aedile Alaric is in charge. Any questions or assistance needed should be directed to him or PCON Ashura and myself.

Congrats to the following:

Quaestor Derev on his Grand Cross and Dark Cross!

Fae, Tron, Mac, and Shik on their Seals of Loyalty!

Ashia and Muz for no longer living in sin!

Conclusion

Okay, the people on the Dark Council are concerned that some CONs may not be taking care to create an "environment in which members can empower themselves" or some touchy-feely bs like that. I tried to tell them that if you punks didn't like the way I run the Clan you can all... (Censored – Dark Council). So anyway, they say I have to ask you all what you think of the way I run things. They say I have to treat your opinions seriously. They don't seem to understand that if I want your opinions, I'll give them to you, they... one second, there's someone at the door.

goes to door, gets screamed at by the DGM for a few minutes, comes back to seat

Ahem.. okay, answer this survey, we CONs take your input .. hrrngh.. seriously. Honestly, we want to be your friends, not just your Commanding Officers, we....

Oh screw this, answer the damn questions! I'm going for a drink!

1. Are you satisfied with your CON's performance?
   

Yes - Proceed to Question 5

No - Proceed to Question 2

1. Are you sure you're not satisfied?
   

Yes - Proceed to Question 3

No - Proceed to Question 5

1. You misunderstood the question, didn't you?
   

Yes - Proceed to Question 5

No - Proceed to Question 4

1. One more time - Are you satisfied with your CON's performance?
   

Yes - Proceed to Question 5

1. Is there any way you think your CON could improve his already God-like performance?
   

Yes - Go to Question 7

No - Go to question 6

1. If you were CON, do you think you could do better at running your Clan?
   

Yes - Go to Question 7

No - Go to Question 8

1. Are you nuts?
   

Yes - That explains it

No - Of course you are, he's perfect you idiot!

1. In your opinion, is your CON the sexiest, most cool and hunky babe-magnet to ever grace a Clan with his presence?
   

Yes - Of course he is.

No - Go to Question 7.

Thank you for taking part in this Clan Satisfaction Survey.

That is all.

SWL Robert Sadow

Consul