Yes, folks, Week 2 comes to an end. As of this writing, Arcona has gone from 2nd to 3rd place, with Naga Sadow getting it's arse pummeled and Tarentum running for cover behind Oberst's massive Filipino vagina. TONIGHT ON PROPHECYWATCH!

== Vorion wimps out of pwning the PCON spot (I'm kidding..) ==

Yes, everyone's favourite African-American Arconan, or Triple-A as I call him sometimes, has resigned from the illustrious position of Proconsul of almighty Arcona to focus on RL. So, that means the Obama-Biden partnership of Sashar and Vorion is coming to an end. Applications for the spot will be tossed into Recycle Bin as we're going to finish out the Great Jedi War, then get the place in order. On a personal note, though, Vorion is probably one of the best Proconsuls that Arcona has had in a long time. I, for one, will be very sad to see him leave.

== Arcturus runs the Run-On - but who watches the Watchmen?! ==

Following a brief discussion with Sashar on IRC, I'll be taking all your comments and questions on the GJW-RO from now on. With that in mind, I'm now offering my own proof-reading services, ala That Dutch Bastard (Timeros). You can either forward me your post to [Log in to view e-mail addresses] to check how well it fits into the Run-On or you can catch me in #arcona and we'll go from there. I'd also like to a bit more focus on the RO, too. We've been doing very well in almost every other event, but I don't want the RO to fall beyond in your efforts. I'm not looking for people to write Crime & Punishment every other day of the week, but a bit more effort and it'll get us 14% of our total points in the Great Jedi War.

So, to close up this section - pull your finger outta your arses and post.

== Arcturus' Song / Video Of The Week ==

My song of the week is by the King himself, Elvis Presley. Honestly, I'm not an Elvis fan - but this is a great song. 'Little Sister'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnPGt_Cf1z4

And for my video of the week, it's a Kinetic Typography video from 'Anchorman'. I use Sex Panther. It really does work 60% of the time, ALL THE TIME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac6EM4eS07g

== Arcona continues.... THE MARCH OF WAR! (Eat Smacky Smores) ==

Yes, as I mentioned at the beginning, Arcona is currently in Third Place as of writing. Week 2 is over today, new scores will posted within the next couple of days. Our gamers are raping the shit out of the other Clans, our writers are also doing likewise in the ACC - but we need to pull out the finger on the RO front. So get to it!

== Eludajae goes Super-Emo ==

Our very own Zandro was the cause of that annoying bitch from Plagueis (also known as Eludajae) having a hissy-fit. Think I wouldn't stoop that low to boost Arcona morale? Think again. Read on...

04:48Ludy|GJWIf I click draw on one of my ACC matches what happens

04:48Ludy|GJWI am just not in the mood to waist my time with substandard wanta be posting

04:49Ludy|GJWI got to his dossier and the morons warbanner says it all

04:49Ludy|GJWhe has Johnny Bravo on it

04:49

`Alaris facepalms

04:49`Alaris"Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?"

04:49Ludy|GJWlol

04:49Anubis_SLEEPThat, would be Zandro.

04:49Ludy|GJWYes

04:50Ludy|GJWHow the fuck do these morons get rank...

04:50Anubis_SLEEPBitching and complaining again, Ludy?

04:50Ludy|GJWFuck you anubis

04:50Ludy|GJWjust fuck you

04:50Anubis_SLEEPI wonder if your battle with Erin has been judged yet...

04:50`AlarisLudy: They have no gag reflex

04:51Ludy|GJWYou know what

04:51Ludy|GJWFuck all you little boys...I am tired of all your bullshit.

04:51Ludy|GJWFuck off the lot of you

04:51BraecenLooking for the easy out

04:51

*** Ludy|GJW quit (Quit: What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.-Friedrich Nietzsche) ~[Log in to view e-mail addresses]

04:52Xathia.....wow

04:52Anubis_SLEEPBitch.

04:52

ClanIdiot gives Ludy a shoulder rub to calm Miss Eludajae down

04:52BraecenFor once, Anubis, I agree with you.

04:52`AlarisWoah

04:52JaecynShe had an asplostion

04:52Anubis_SLEEPemosplosion*

04:52BraecenWe call that emo-splosion

04:52`AlarisI made a joke

04:53Jaecyn"I'm doing 10 ACC matches." "I'm doing 10 ACC matches." All I heard from her yesterday

04:53`AlarisLudy needs to, I don't know, CHILL THE FUCK DOWN!

04:53Anubis_SLEEPhttp://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/acc/battle.asp?ID=6309

04:53ClanIdiotwell, I better head for a shower and bed

04:53JaecynToday she's acting like someone forgot to hide midol in her lunch...

04:53Anubis_SLEEPKick to the babymaker = angry DA with teh mad writing skills.

04:56Braecenlol

04:56Anubis_SLEEPLike really.

04:56Anubis_SLEEPI lost all respect for Ludy when she bitched about the Week 0 standings.

04:56Anubis_SLEEPThat writers with years of experience took the top 10.

So, the next time you see Eludajae, ask her if she's having a good hair day - then come on to her like Johnny Bravo. In fact, Timeros challenged her to a fight with a Johnny Bravo poster as a weapon. That takes balls right there, folks.

== In Closing ==

Go do the Run-On. NOW!

~ Arcturus