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So here it is, my very first report during my time in the DB. Wow it's a milestone for me, this lowly Dark Jedi Knight has finally reached the pinnacle of House Satal Keto......Yeah i wish haha. So welcome to my report, there is plenty to report in this little baby. Oh yeah i suck at fiction so i'm not doing a piece for this report. Expect a sexy piece from me next report, probably involving debauchery and drama. Yeah i know you guys love that stuff. Its like a soap in #plagueis. I can never wait for the next episode, i have to tivo it so i can watch it again and again. :P

So we recently finished off the Mirror Mirror series, i'd like to say i had great fun participating in this event and well done to all of you who participated. You made this enjoyable. Yes i especially loved riding in the back of a truck at full speed through the red light district of Kapsina and having Mograine save my ass. (I was a little wittle Novice then :P)

Promotions

We'll start off with some good news for two members of Satal Keto, oh yes we have two new Knights in the House. The pair were Knighted late last night in a small private ceremony.

Congrats to:

Cassandra El'sin = JH > DJK

Sanguinius Tsucyra = JH > DJK

We'll hopefully see some more promotions soon amongst you Journeymen.

Medals

So i see plenty of members of the House have recieved medals, but alas not all of you are in our Battleteam. So i'll simply highlight what medals have come in since Kal's Aedile report.

Eludajae - Dark Cross, Steel Cross (Well deserved for a great event, way to go Ludy.) 7x Seals of Unity

Anubis - Anteian Cross, Dark Cross, 10 x Seals of Unity

Vivackus - Steel Cross (lucky bugger), Dark Cross

Cassandra - Dark Cross

Sanguinius - Dark Cross

Kal - Dark Cross

Callus - Dark Cross

Mograine - Dark Cross

Impie - Steel Cross (Again, well deserved for a great event, way to go Impie), Legion of Scholar (For coming 1st place in my weekly trivia)

Fang - Legion of Scholar (For coming 2nd place in my weekly trivia)

Well done to all of you who recieved medals. I hope to see more medal requests in the future for you all.

ACC

So i'd highly recommend getting qualified in the ACC, from what i hear the Feud will contain an ACC event. (Yes, i suggested the event to the evil Overlords of Plagueis. Seems they loved the idea.)

I will welcome challenges, but be warned, i've got a large compliment of battles already at the moment. Here are the ongoing battles of the members of KV and HSK.

Sanguinius Tsucyra vs Xathia (She wants revenge for calling her a meanie)

Sanguinius Tsucyra vs Marick

Sanguinius Tsucyra vs Anubis Annedu (I WILL get my hug Anubis, be very afraid :P)

Sanguinius Tsucyra vs Cassandra El'sin

Sanguinius Tsucyra vs Vivackus Kavon (I'm so dead :P)

Mehrunes Dagon vs Sanguinius Tsucyra

Cethgus Kuga vs Sanguinius Tsucyra (I swear my Master is trying to kill me. Seems my paranoia was correct, he IS trying to kill me ¬_¬)

Octavia Kuga vs Sanguinius Tsucyra (Qualifying the enemy :o)

Vivackus Kavon vs Kara Rohana

Yes, i know i have loads of ACC battles at the moment, but hell exams are over lets go wild.

Competitions

So it comes down to the fun part of my report. Here we have all the ongoing competitions for you lovely people, remember to send in all of your entries to the Plagueis Activity Tracker when you submit them. Doing so enables the Clan Summit to keep track of your progress for your Journeymen Promotion Requirements. That goes out to all you Acolytes, Protectors, Guardians and even the sole Jedi Hunter. Come on Mograine and get your Summit Task done my friend. (Yeah i totally named and shamed you, aren't i a mean BTL?)

[HSK] A Banner to Rally Behind

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi

CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Queue_Comp.StartDate%20DESC,%20Queue_Comp.EndDate&sort=desc&ID=4252

The Jusadih System flourishes beneath our grasp, not knowing that its Government's leaders, its military dictators and a number of its high-ranking military officers are actually Dark Jedi of Plagueis. In order for this deception to work, however, we need to keep them in awe of the magnificent visage of their home system's military. Now, you will help us do this. We want something that promotes the Jusadih Military, something to draw recruits. How will you do this? Any way you want to. I will accept graphical contributions, writing, video, even musical works if you feel so inclined. As long as it's a creative medium that isn't plagiarized, I'll be accepting it. The criteria for judging: It has to be legible and understandable, it has to promote the Jusadih Military and its four branches, and it must be an original and non-plagiarized creation. Plagiarism will be grounds for instant disqualification, as well as crude or offensive content. At the end of the day, the clear, legible, and useful promotion that best suits my needs, along with the two runner-up entries, will be awarded fourth-level crescents. Come on, Satal Keto, let's get creative!

Ends: 1st July (My Birthday, so i expect a present from Kal on that day :P)

Seems that Kal is running a competition for the House, lets see some good entries for this. I plan on entering some cool stuff for it myself. I recommend looking at the link for the full details.

[HSK] The Violent Truth

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Queue_Comp.StartDate%20DESC,%20Queue_Comp.EndDate&sort=desc&ID=4251

In our Brotherhood of Dark Jedi, many hide behind a blanket of fallacy and power, thinking themselves secure. The truth is a very harsh opposite to this. At any time, from any angle, we can meet our death in the pursuit of power. The lightsaber is used in combat more often here than anywhere else, and often it comes from within our own ranks. You are to show me this violent reality. I want a fiction, at least two pages in length, that details your plight against another Dark Jedi. You are to engage in a life-and-death struggle, be it one of stealth, mind games, the Force, or outright combat. I will judge the winner based on descriptive quality, spelling/grammar, realism, and continuity. The top three entries will receive fourth level crescents.

Ends 15th June

Another one from Kal, the Aedile is on fire, someone quickly find me a fire extinguisher!!!! Again, i recommend looking at the link to get the full details, i don't want to overload you with loads of text :P

[Plagueis] Weekly Trivia

Weekly Trivia: 20 Questions, all Star Wars, DJB and Sci-Fi related. Will be based on IRC in an aforementioned private room for CP members only. Will run each week on Sunday Afternoon at 3pm EST, 8pm GMT.

This little baby is from me, this will last till the end of August. So plenty of chances to win, I am also interested in people handing in questions for me to use. This means you will be unable to participate in that week's Trivia, BUT and this is a big big BUT, you will get rewarded for doing so and you'll get your very own Legion of Scholar for being so cool, amazing and nice to me.

Give it a Cap V2.1

3 Funny Pictures each week for you to give amusing, funny, strange or even down right weird captions to. The pictures will be posted in the Clan Plagueis forum area and emailed out over the mailing group. Remember to send your entries to my email and to the Plagueis Activity Tracker. All entries posted on the Forum will not be accepted.

This is another one from yours truly. There are new pictures each friday, they get sent out over the Plagueis google mailing list and are also posted on the DB Forums in the Plagueis Forum section. This week's theme is Darth Vader. :O Now i've not gotten many entries yet, which is surprising for such an easy competition. So come on and spam my inbox with entries. :D

The link is below!

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5797

The Light in the Dark

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Queue_Comp.StartDate%20DESC,%20Queue_Comp.EndDate&sort=desc&ID=4222

This is a competition run by Yadar and that lovable scamp Godo. Make sure you kick ass for HSK in it kids :P

So that's all the competitions running at the moment for Plagueis, seems there are no DB wide ones as Aabs competition for Journeymen ended last week. :(

Utter Rubbish

Now this is my spam section for uber cool things that i've found or i've heard or i've even come across.

First of all, yes it is true. Viv (That's your Quaestor for you uneducated ones. CoughMograineCough) loves "The Sang." I mean who doesn't? You'd have to be either insane, old or a female to not love me :P

Now i came across this video on Youtube the other day and it was pretty good so i checked out the rest of the videos on the channel and yes, they're weird, funny and downright funny. Thats if you have a sense of humour/not black/white/female/male/

christian/jewish/atheist/your mother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KX-f-Dsrek

They're a comedy troupe out of Michigan and i really enjoyed watching a few of these. I recommend watching Polaroid and Homemade Porn, those two are hilarious.

Now onto the Feud, yes it's coming, albeit slowly. But be warned we're going to open up a can of whoopass on Exar Kun and especially Exar Shadow Battleteam. I'm hoping to establish an active Battleteam which genuinely enjoy participating in competitions, gaming and even the ACC. Now i can't do that all by myself. I need you guys to help me by joining the Battleteam and staying active. I also currently need 1-2 "Lfight Leaders" or whatever they are for Obelisk Battleteams. (I'm too lazy to look right now. So sue me Viv :P)

If you want to join the Battleteam and fight for your House and get loads of shineys for your dossiers; they do look pretty. Then simply send me an email stating your intentions and i'll get you in the team lickety spit.

Also ongoing at the moment are applications for HEK QUA. These ended yesterday of course but the announcement is still to come. There are several favourites at the moment and Arion is doing the hard work of picking the best candidate. We will hopefully look to capitalise on the new leaders working on securing their positions during the Feud and totally kick ass in the fiction events like we always do.

Though why we have an Obelisk Battleteam for a supposedly Krath House is beyond me. Must be because Obelisks pwn. You know they do!

Now thats all for me for now guys. I will be putting out another report soon when i get a few members in as we've got ALOT to do. We need to sort out the history behind the Battleteam and the Wiki needs updating along with maybe even a new motto and what the team is all about. So if you have ideas then simply either email me at [Log in to view e-mail addresses] with your ideas or concerns OR simply pm me on IRC. I'm usually sporting the nick of Sang or some variation of it on #plagueis.

Oh and before i forget. This heralds a big round of applause. :P Kal and Viv are actually putting reports out :O Isn't it mindboggling and fantasical?

Yours in darkness (Actually, that sucks i think i'll go with this - Yours in annoying Timeros, the bloody Arconan is always doing something to my mother. I swear he sees her more than i do :'( )

Sang.

DJK Sanguinius Tsucyra (Obelisk)/SGT/Satal Keto of Plagueis [ACC: CL:1]

DC-CP / SN / Cr-1S-1E-2T / CF / SI-BL / LS

{SA: DMGH}