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_Sanguinius stood at the edge of the troop bay of the LAAT/I gunship, the crisp chilly wind buffeting him as it chilled him to his very bones. A determined look upon his face as he stared across the lonely landscape towards his new home. Gryffon prison stood foreboding and unwelcoming, laser turrets jutted out from its infrastructure as the first signs of life showed themselves to the Knight. Small dark figures of what Sanguinius could only assume were the men that had dared evict the small garrison of troops left here when the Clan had gone to Antei darted about the grounds of the prison. The Sergeant felt a presence behind him and he smiled darkly as a voice murmured to him that the Battleteam was ready to move out.
The Ketoan turned his head to the left glance at the figure out of the corner of his eye. Sangs dry voice rang out over the howling winds of Morroths desolate icy wasteland. Thank you Mograine, Im counting on your marksmanship today. Oh and tell Cassandra to just kill the buggers instead of talking to them this time. Mograine nodded and slipped away from the Anaxsis side. Complete silence reigned as the Dark JedI of Ketos Vengeance and the attached troopers of the Morroth Defence Force moved covertly towards the Prison, intent on taking their new home back from the scum who took it from them in the first place._
Hello all and welcome to another report from me, your lovable rascal Sang! Alas I believe that this weeks report shall be shorter than last weeks. (5 pages of utter rubbish from me haha.) So without further ado, here is the news that you guys need to know about Satal Ketos shiny awesome amazing Battleteam.
Promotions
So we come to promotions over the last week and umm, Im not sure if we have any, let me look at my inbox.
Oh yes we do!!! Well done to Artemis who got Protector. Yes you can all see he is not in the roster at the time of this report, but Im waiting for my sexy Quaestor to put him on the roster when he turns up. (Wait, did I just say sexy Quaestor?! That guys is an example of sucking up to the leadership :P)
Artemis Alustriel - Acolyte to Protector
(Special congrats go to Ludy who got Sith Battlemaster, way to go Ludy!)
Medals
So we come to the shiny part of my report, one of my favourites Id like to think. Im attracted to shiny things, curse my attractions!
And, Ive got nothing to report for shiny medals. Seems that you guys have been busy on vacation for the past week. So lets put in some entries for the tonnes of competitions we have going on. (Though Im waiting on medals for Fang and Mograine to be awarded atm.)
Shadow Academy
Congratulations to Fang who passed two exams with flying colours this week, way to go mate!
Fang: Starfighter Studies, Test of Power
Competitions
Now we come to the competition section, now last week I included descriptions of the competitions. That took up A LOT of pages haha. So without further ado, here are the competitions running this week. Have fun and enjoy guys.
Give it a Cap V2.1 - Awesome Caption competition run by yours truly.
This is running until the end of June, so keep those entries coming in guys, its available to all of CP.
[Plagueis] Weekly Trivia - Running every Sunday at 3pm EST/8pm GMT on IRC
[HSK] A Banner To Rally Behind
Jaecyns Untimely Return - This is for all of CP so show how much you hate, I mean love Jaecyn. :P
[SA] Reclamation of Lyspair - This is for all of the DJB, so lets see you Journeymen enter this and win a sexy medal!
Like a Herald - Again, for all of the DJB, so send in your entries depicting a day in the life of a Boss, I mean Herald. I swear that Shikyo does naughty things with Muz so include that in your entries. :P
Flashback - This is a special Ketos Vengeance only competition, so play this awesome flash game and beat each others scores.
Star Wars Audio Mix - This is another Ketos Vengeance only competition, Mograine found this little baby while surfing the net like the nerd that he is. He showed me his example and I pissed myself laughing, so I just had to get him to run this competition for a laugh. So come and make some hilarious sound clips. Im still laughing at Luke screaming NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to Yoda. :P
Now we come to two upcoming competitions which will be starting on Wednesday, so I thought Id touch on them in this report instead of making you wait until next Monday for info on them.
The Reclamation of the Gryffon Prison - My lovely partner in crime is running this little baby, Cassie and I were chatting about running competitions so I could put more info on the Keto Vengeances wiki page, so she graciously provided me with two ideas for competitions. I loved them, Viv loved them, hell Kal wouldve loved them if the little rascal was there. So I asked Cassie to run them and she agreed. So here are the details for this little fiction competition below at this link. I really would love some entries for this so I can write you guys into the history of the Battleteam.
This is the Morning Report - This is another competition run by Cassie, again this is Ketos Vengeance Battleteam only. I want to know what you guys want the team to do. So dazzle Cassie and I with the morning report to your awesome Sergeant - i.e. Me. (Now dont give me that look guys, you know Im awesome and you love The Sang. Dont you? Sad look)
Jagan's Weekly Gaming Jamboree! - Starting on Wednesday, pwn HEK and show them were awesome and whatnot.
So thats all the competitions for this week and the upcoming week, which is at the final count - 11 Competitions. Yes I know that is a lot, but a lot of these are CP or DB wide. So you guys have plenty to do if youre bored and have time on your hands and want to get some comps done towards your next promotion. Remember for that jump to DJK from JH, you need to have participated in 15 competitions and won a crescent, so have fun getting that part done. :P
Utter Rubbish
Now onto my spam part, I put this before the info about updating the Battleteam Wiki-page for one reason. I need more funny links and stuff, because I sorely suck at this part in my report.
But I have one video you guys should watch, why? Because it simply rocks. Jeremy Clarkson, a la Top Gear takes on a Challenger II Tank with a Landrover. Who will win? Watch and find out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wKfpPrRVIo
And if youre a Doctor Who nerd, then youve got to watch this, Jon Culshaw taking the piss out of Doctor Who in his tv show - Dead Ringers.
Also got this funny little video where Harry Potter meets Gandalf and Darth Vader and arguments ensue!
Also seems that HEK has opened a new Battleteam, Blades of Kun. Should be fun to see how they turn out, but we all know that Keto's Vengeance is still number one!
Ketos Vengeance Wiki Page
Im going to be updating the Wiki page of the Battleteam over the coming weeks, Ive already gotten some pictures ready to be put on there, along with pieces being written about them. Keep watching the Wiki page as it slowly gets updated to present day. Also, any help from interested members is welcome and Ill be glad to receive your assistance in such a project. Keep an eye out on upcoming competitions too, I need names, NPCs, pictures and much more, so I will be making competitions out of them so you guys get some awesome shinys.
So I think thats all this week guys. Have a great week and enjoy yourselves.
Yours in screwing Timmys momma,
Sang.
DJK Sanguinius Tsucyra (Obelisk)/SGT/Satal Keto of Plagueis [ACC: CL:1] DC-CP / SN / Cr-1S-1E-2T / CF / SI-BL / LS / S:-8U
{SA: DMGH}
Prodigy of Plagueis
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