Hello to all, welcome to my first report as your Aedile in this wonderful House. I would just first of all like to say thank you to Legz and Dash for picking me to serve you guys. I hope I can step up to the plate.

So before I go into my little report about what you’ve all done this past week, I’d just like to take the time for you guys to get to know me a little better. My name is Alex, I’m from the UK and I’m a student studying History and Geography at Worcester University before going on to do a teaching course. Yes, I’m very boring and predictable and my Uni sucks. :P But I like the surrounding area lol.

I’m a massive nerd because I play Warhammer. (Yes, there are bigger nerds than those god-awful Trekkies, though the sweater meat they get to see is pretty good :P) You can usually find me on irc under a variation of the nick - Sang.

If I’m not online, then just drop me an email and I’ll get back to you asap. Usually without Celahir following after me like a faithful hound. :P (<3 Celery)

Now I know that I came from those dirty furries that are Clan Plagueis. (This is a joke you blue-balled bugger :P) So I understand if you have reservations about me. But I intend to fully integrate myself into the House and Clan. All I can say is, if you didn’t know of me before I became Aedile, then you guys suck more than Vartard and you should be on irc more.

Clan News

So we have Clan news, umm, what can I put in here? Oh yeah, Celahir got BTL of Soulfire, Dash got Primarch. (Woo, go Dash!) What else? Oh yeah, Strat hates Germans, (Who can blame him to be honest? :P) and last but not least, Arcona pwns as usual.

Oh yeah, and look out for a RO in the near future, you asked for it. You guys are getting it.

Brotherhood News

So there’s been 3 big announcements this week, all from Muz sitting on his uncomfortable throne. Can you imagine having haemorrhoids and sitting on the Iron Throne? Fuck that’s gotta hurt. Goddamn Oberst for showing me pictures.

First of all, Shadow stepped down from Tal CON, so the whole of the TAL summit fell over themselves to tell Muz how much they love sucking Halc’s cock and asked him to be the new Consul. I feel so sorry for Halc to be honest, having Tarax as a Quaestor must really be a punishment for him.

Second, there’s a new P:GM, Alexander Anderson. Now this is the guy who just finished his term as LHoJ, he served as Braecen’s defence in his CoJ case or something, so hell, he’s a good guy, only problem is that he’s from CNS. That and he’s a goddamn Krath. :P

Thirdly, I saved the best and most hilarious for last. We have a new Tribune: Fiction, in the guise of Eludajae M’Nar, you know, the lesbian dominatrix who likes whips, leather and yellow trans-gendered Twi’leks. Yeah, the very same. So all I can say to you guys is, lets welcome the new Ricco Vao to her position and give her the support needed for such a valuable member of the DB.

Oh and yeah, there are some new robes for the non-existent females of the DB, everyone knows that there’s no such thing as girls on the Interwebz!!!!111oneoneeleventyoneone11......

That’s all for DB news, onto the House news.

House News

So here we are with the House news, at the moment I’m just putting the finishing touches on the floor plan of the Qel Droman Temple. It’s pretty kickass, well, I’d like to think so, but what do I know? I’m a bloody Englishman. Legz has also been doing some serious work on the Clan Wiki prospectus, so expect to see that featured more prominently in future reports.

Promotions

No promotions this week, although Vorion got KAP over in CP, just shows you that if you want to get promoted, make a MOVE4POWAH and fail, you get EQ2. I wonder what he would’ve got if he had succeeded? :P

Transfers

Welcome to DARTHDESTROYER who joined us from the Shadow Academy.

Also welcome back to Martumal who joined us from the Rogues.

Also, goodbye to Celahir who went over to Gayleres to run the Soulfire Battleteam, good luck to him in his endeavour.

Medals

A few medals this week for you lovable rascals, seems the last of the GJW medals have been given out, Kir has finished his exams so they’ve finally arrived in my email box for you. Congrats to:

Cado H’darr - 3 Clusters of Fire (GJW)

Legorii Kryotek Entar - 72 Clusters of Fire (GJW)

Ruluk Okoth - 4 Clusters of Fire (GJW)

Sanguinius Tsucyra - Crescent with Ruby star (Like a Herald) - I kicked some serious arse with my little competition entry. Lets just say that Shikyo was sucking Muz’s dick (Like a Herald). :P

ACC

I have to recommend the ACC, it’s really useful in helping you get to DJK, especially seeing as it’s one of the available requirements to get to DJK in the Journeymen promo requirements, blah, blah, blah.

Earnest - CS Approved

ACC Match - Sanguinius Tsucyra vs. Anubis Annedu (I’m going to teach Anubis a lesson and stick his holocron up his arse. :P)

Competitions

A couple of competitions running at the moment, seems you Mando lovers requested some Bounty Hunter like competitions, goddamn fan boys.

Our very own lil’ Hitler is running a clan wide competition, all about loyalty or lack therefore of it, read all about it here:

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Queue_Comp.StartDate%20DESC,%20Queue_Comp.EndDate&sort=desc&ID=4291

The “Eternal Acolyte” is running that crappy Bounty Hunter competition, which coincidently, I’m losing in, I’m not biased in the slightest, lol. Expect to see a new quote in your email inboxes each day, also, stop winning you gits. :P

There’s supposed to be some trivia sometime as well, which usually Is fun. Expect that at completely random times each week.

Spammage

So I come to my weekly spam spot, yes, my reports are fucking long winded, nothing like Legz’, he gives you the bare bones of it. Whereas I like to waffle.

All I can say here is that I’m fucking awesome, there’s nothing else to it :P That and Timeros’ mom is an ugly old cow.

Though enough joking around, I’d just like to say that it’s a pleasure to be in Arcona and I look forward to working with all of you. The weekly spam is right here

As Timeros is such a fan of House, which frankly sucks. Here is a little spoof showing how crap House really is! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBda4wfFlp0&feature=related

Yours in mocking Plagueis,

Sanguinius

Bare Bones

***Dash got Primarch!

*A furry got T:F

*Some CNS guy as P:GM

*Halc as new Taldryan Consul

Competitions to do*

DJK Sanguinius Tsucyra (Obelisk)/AED/Qel-Droma of Arcona [ACC: CL:1] GC / DC-SP / SN / Cr-1R-1S-1E-2T / CF / SI-BL / LS / S:-8U

{SA: DMGH}