Good evening Wichsflecken und Wichsfleckinnen

I decided to wait two weeks this time to see if I would get to send out

a beefier activity report. Personally I blame Summer for my starving

cow reports :(.

ACTIVITY

Terror:

Transferred to House Cestus! Congratulations and welcome to the uber

house! 

Mammath:

Also transferred to House Cestus so let’s all be sure to welcome both

of these guys.

Tier Avis:

Our resident rental car service is now hunting Jedi. Congrats on the

promotion, Tier!

Awarded Crescent with Emerald Star for placing 2nd in the “Tell me

why!” competition.

Awarded Crescent with Sapphire Star for placing 3rd in the “DB Monthly

Fiction” competition.

Awarded Crescent with Sapphire Star for winning the “Fist of Cestus”

competition.

Vai:

Awarded Crescent with Emerald Star for placing 1st in the “First

Parable” competition.

Runofi:

Awarded Crescent with Emerald Star for placing 1st (?) in the “Second

Parable” competition.

Adien:

Transferred to House Uber from House Who Cares! Welcome Adien! You’re

lucky I don’t send you the “Welcome to Cestus and the DJB” email that I

sent Windows when he transferred over . Either way, absolutely

ecstatic to have you here.

Passed Advanced Lightsaber Studies (Shadow Academy); 90%

COMPETITIONS:

[Broken] The Renegade Thief

http://darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Unit&sort=desc&ID=4378

Ends very soon and all platforms are available so ignore my hypocrisy

and get your entries in quickly!

Random Trivia

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Unit&sort=desc&ID=3707

I don’t even need to refresh this damn link, haha.

Vault of Knowledge

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Unit&sort=desc&ID=4226

Vai’s awesome trivia comp, another no-refreshee link. Still, these

trivia questions own all the other ones so bug him about participating.

Update that Motto

http://darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Unit&sort=desc&ID=4399

While I don’t think any of you could beat Beef’s epic barbecue sauce

motto, it’s worth a shot! :D. Seriously, though.. this is a fun comp

and you still have two weeks to finish your ideas so definitely submit.

Fist of Cestus

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/CompetitionDetails.asp?page=1&order=Unit&sort=desc&ID=4223

Can we just give Tier a medal at the start of every month? Actually we

have some badass new journeymen so prepare to surrender your Crown of

Crescents, Tier ;).

CLOSING NOTES:

I know activity is pretty sparse but Summer is winding down and, for

some reason, we’re all more active when we actually have a lot of other

stuff to do (we’re a bunch of dirty procrastinators, aren’t we?). So

let’s give it a couple months, participate where we can, and get ready

to destroy all the other clans this Winter… revenge!

Also, everybody smack Windows around with a trout for leaving us!

Kidding, congratulations on your appointment, Windy (i.e. RIP). You

will be missed.