As you all can see i have crafted myself a new header.

[20:37] <`Lan> that's the gayest header I've ever seen Cel.

So much for thoughtful observation.

Let's jump straight on top:

As per usual of this time of year, not an awful lot to report.

The majority of 'stuff' you need to know can be found here: Cliiiiiiiick

Kant resigned. He was walking home one day, only to get home to find that his penis had transformed into a red candle.

This gave reason enough, as I'm sure you'll all agree, to step down and avoid any forms of enhanced heat.

Sad to see him go, swings and roundabouts.

Thanks for your efforts with the BT.

With a BTL gone, I require a new slave- I mean person, he or she, human or animal(Juda >.>).

Hoping you made it this far, here are the requirements for BTL. (Oblivion Brigade)

• You can't be a(n) (t)it.

• Minimum rank of GRD.

• 24 Hour email turnaround (48 at most)

• Bi-Weekly Reports

• Monthly Comps

• 30/60/90 Day Plan

• Leadership exam/experience desired not required, same goes for recc's

App's go to Me,Dashles,Sang and Brae - [Log in to view e-mail addresses] - [Log in to view e-mail addresses] - [Log in to view e-mail addresses] - [Log in to view e-mail addresses]

+-+ Malidir's Brainfarts +-+

Nothing yet, expect some crazy smelly rants here anytime soon.

In the meantime, let's have some Maxfan ranting.

[Celahir]: Teu likes piss and cookies, her phone smells like gasoline, and was found in her...yea..

[Maaks]: Doors are necessary. They keep in the birds and the bees and will hopefully block the fleas. >.>

+=+ Closing Thoughts +=+

Fling poo at people, it kicks ass.

But don't get raped by stumps.

Also, fresh gossip needs proof.

Dash and Juda are currently in a relationship, congrats guyz. Do it safe, or get assbabies.

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Have a great christmas and new year y'all. I'll be spending lots of time with my boyfriend.

Hope you guys(and it's, we know who you are) enjoy it as much as we do. ;) Detailed report on that somewhere in Jan. !Beware 18+!

~Cel