[06:11] <@RHawk> Man, I need to lose some weight|

You sure do Robin, all those cookies and hugs are making you like Whaley. So anyway, on with the show. This week Celahir and i decided to give a very special report and do one together. I get to start off and he gets to finish. I wish he'd let me finish for once. Selfish bastard in bed that's what he is.-

What Sang doesn't know is that I'm only selfish with him, that said, as some of you might've noticed already my favourite cum dumpster is back alive and kicking. Expect to hear and see more from him.(If you know what I mean.)

Now let's get serious.

Yes, lets, the RoS begins for Arcona on the 16th of January, where we'll most likely be facing Taldryan because CSP sucks harder than Dash on a Friday night in Chinatown. They got their arses kicked in gaming and with graphics and fiction in the mix for TAL to grab wins in.

Of course i couldn't let this bit go amiss. CP look set to lose in the first round against Clan No Show. I know, I can't believe it myself. 8 Time-outs and a rage quit from Ludy for her timeouts against CNS gives us a win-win. An easy opponent in the final when we thrash TAL and a good laugh as we laugh at their inepitude.

After the applications for BTL of Oblivion Brigade flooded our inboxes....not really. It was a difficult choice to pick a new BTL. As you should've read already Wally/Marick is the new BTL. Grats to him and good luck with that. *Note to self, Sang is an idiot.

How the fuck am I an idiot you little git?!!! Oh wait, nevermind.

Right, anyway. There's an Arconan Calender circling around at the moment. It would be awesome if there was a certain Aedile included in it, but as Juda failed to include me, it sucks. Nah, I kid. It's awesome, crude and not for the faint hearted, or christians, muslims, jews, nazis and Dash. Sex on Fire!

Sex on fire indeed as always our members have been collecting some medals: 11 Cf's for Ruluk Lan got 2nd in Orv's Holly comp resulting in 1 Crescent with Amethyst star and an Orv character drawing. ( I envy you, I could only find one.) And Sadly I had only 1 participant for my 3 (easy) christmas graphic comps. Cethugs won all 3 of them resulting in 3 Crescent with Emerald Stars.

Cethgus also won my comp, A Christmas Carol, because the rest of you were too busy stuffing your faces with chocolate and turkey. You make me sick! Or maybe that's the chocolate talking.

Onto the new members: Welcome to Idaia Jardia and Baretz Sonoc.

Both of them have been promoted since joining Qel Droma, congrats to Idaia for reaching Acolyte swiftly and congrats to Baretz for getting to Novice. Keep it up guys and rip TAL a new arsehole for us to bugger them in during the RoS. This is Celahir's little spam fest bit here, I'd like to think I'm classier than this, the truth is, I am. But Irfan is a chavette of the highest class. But it doesn't matter, I love him for who he is. A nympho. My favourite type of girl.

In honor of the Arc - Tar alliance... we give you our first work of vocabularitic art Sexcetra

Anal Blowjob Castration Docking Enemas Fellatio Gagging Horse-Play Incest Jacking Kicking Lactacting Nipple Clamps Oral Pink Sock Quicky Rimming Scrotal Piercings Tea-bagging urinary Tract Infection Vaginal Mutilation Whipping X-Bars Yaoi Zoophilia

Celahir,Ji,Maaks and Oberst.

So yeah, onto my part of the spam fest. I'd like to direct you to the fact that we're so awesome that we beat TAL in the GJW. That was without the countless new members we've seen join us over these past 7 months since the end of the GJW. We're gained some great new members in the likes of Cethgus, Braecen, Jaecyn, Driftan, Tol, Arack and Luciferus. The last two are in Galeres, shame really. But yes, if we beat TAL last time with your hard work, imagine how much we're going to own them in the RoS with all of us now.

Remember to work hard and play hard. Having fun is first and foremost on my mind for this RoS. But I want to beat TAL and win the RoS, why? Because it's the only chance I have of getting EQ1 before turning 22. So don't deny me that! Cause if you do, I'll come to your house and bum rape you, and not the good kind of rape, the bad type of rape which'll leave you with leakage. Ask Oberst for pictures. ;)

Over to you Irfan to round us off with some pithy little crappy emotional message....

Oh yeah, from me to you kiddos, ARCONA INVICTA!

According to Alex I'm a crybaby, only because my English is better than his. Once again Mal's brain decided to take a dump on me and leave me without any brainfarts.

Your English sucks just like Tim's xmum on a Saturday night in Tim's bed. When i'm coupling with her. Anyway, peace out chums.

Sang.

That said, I'll fill this spot with an image that will raise certain questions and maybe even complaints, in which case Sang is your man.

Always nice of Sang to leave the last insult to me. In which case, Sang....seriously, do I need to say it?

Arcona Invicta, let's kick some ass in the RoS

Celahir.