QUAESTOR REPORT: February 22, 2010

A haiku

Houses are closing Seven syllables is hard Go Project Fisting!

Hey Cestians

This past week we experienced... stuff... and... well more stuff. Sorry this report is late but I got into an argument with Sirrus last night and forgot to send it.

HOUSE NEWS

-Cestus is disbanding along with Tridens and Gladius. If you didn't know that you're more out of the loop than Clan Plagueis! Kidding... sort of... Anyway, within the next two months (longest) Cestus will have shut down and you all will be transferred. Good luck, bitches!

-Cestus RO has begun! I can't paste a link in here because I'm at the university and they'd yell at me for accessing the DJB websites (cause they're uni-fascists), but I will send you links as soon as I get home. I just want to say to have fun with it. While medals will be awarded this will be Cestus' last RO and just have a good time. I'm leaving the story VERY loose so you all can actually influence it, but if you want to make any drastic changes please discuss them on the discussion page before making them.

-For those of you who still have not read up on House Cestus’ new fiction please do so as soon as possible: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hieros_Lokhos_ton_Taras (this fiction will continue to be a part of one of the new houses with added lore)

CLAN NEWS

-PROJECT FISTING, Oberst's last gesture of benevolence during his term as Consul, is starting to take effect. It will result in every one of Tar's houses closing, being replaced by House Reinthaler (under Saitou) and House Kaerner (under Scion). Summits have already been decided upon based on merit so if you received an email, way to go. There is no whining allowed. Mostly because we don't care. If you like being stagnant, bloated with APPs, and spread infinitely too thin, then head to CP or CSP, because things are getting streamlined. If you want more info on Project Fisting just keep bugging me in this email chain and I'll include a full summary.

-Still waiting on Seals and CFs so, no... you have not been overlooked.

-We finally received the spreadsheet on new military forces. Our current fleet / army will be disbanded and we'll get all new stuff. Ranks and commands will be similar to what they are now, though it seems our groundforces will be heavily downsized (since 2 regiments costs the same as a Star Destroyer). While this is final from the DC there is still a lot of bitching among the Consuls so it might change, though I would expect not.

COMPETITION NEWS

Instead of requesting competitions for the RO, I will just be handing out medals to the top 3 participants. So... participate.

Unlikely Victory by Imil ends March 1st http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=4807 I want you to write a page, describing how a battle would go with a superior, in Clan Tarentum.

My Dark Jedi Valentine by Frosty ends February 28th http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=4788 The Jedi aren't allowed to have girlfriends but we aren't Jedi, right? Write a description about your character's female counterpart, or how would a date between you and her would go... But if your character is too dark to have a girlfriend please tell me why. The requirements are 1 page minimum, 12pt font. Have fun!

Happy Fistingday! Ish...

I love you all! (‘cept Raimi for obvious reasons)

Ji