NAGA SADOW ROLLMASTER REPORT

MARCH 24, 2010

Per the Professional Behavior Standards I will be beginning all my reports with the following disclaimer.

This report should be read only by those persons to whom it is addressed. If you have received this report it was obviously addressed to you and therefore you can read it, even if I didn’t mean to send it to you. However, if the contents of this report make no sense whatsoever or you do not find the humor in it then you probably were not the intended recipient or, you are a mindless cretin; either way, you should immediately delete yourself & destroy your computer! Once you have taken this action please contact me.. no you idiot, you can’t use your computer, you just destroyed it, and by the way, you are also deleted, but I digress......

The Originator of this report is not liable for the transmission of the information contained in this report, unless they are the originator in which case they probably are liable and rightly so considering the content of the aforementioned report.

In the event that the originator did not send this report to you, then please return it to us and attach a scanned-in picture of your mothers brothers wife pet wearing nothing but hot pants, and we will immediately refund you exactly half of what you paid for the can of Pringles you bought when you went to Walmart yesterday.

I take no responsibility for non-receipt of this report because I am a drunk and take no personal responsibility for any of my actions In the event that you do get this report then please note that I take no responsibility for that either. Nor will I accept any liability, tacit or implied, for any damage you may or may not incur as a result of receiving, or not, as the case may be, from time to time, notwithstanding all liabilities implied or otherwise, ummm, crap, where was I..umm, no matter what happens, IT's NOT, and NEVER WILL BE, MY FAULT!

Thank you and have a nice day.

OPERATION KORRIZ

The Operation was a success with all treasures and secrets recovered in the name of Clan Naga Sadow. After some investigation of our spoils, new discoveries were uncovered which will lead to further missions.

Look for them in the next few weeks.

THE SUPREME PRIMUS

The Supreme Primus is a title in the Order of the Black Guard that represents the top member of Clan Naga Sadow in the Antei Combat Centre. There can be only One Supreme Primus and the title can be lost through challenges. Any member of Clan Naga Sadow may hold this title no matter their rank or position within the Clan.

Any member of Clan Naga Sadow may challenge the Supreme Primus for the honor of the title at any time. The Supreme Primus MUST accept the challenge or give an acceptable excuse which must be confirmed by the Captain of the Guard (Clan Rollmaster). There is no set time for the Supreme Primus to reply, but it will be up to the Clan Rollmaster’s discretion whether the Supreme Primus is missing in action and thus their title automatically removed.

To challenge the Supreme Primus one must follow these instructions:

1.Email the Supreme Primus notifying them of the Challenge making sure to CC the Clan Rollmaster. 2.Upon an accepted response from the Supreme Primus, the Challenger will go to the Antei Combat Center website and make the challenge official. Note: the Challenger will have the right to decide the venue and details of the match. 3.The combat takes placed and a Judge decides the winner. 4.If the current Supreme Primus is the victor, he will have defended his position. If the Challenger is the victor, they are appointed the new Supreme Primus of Clan Naga Sadow.

CARNAGE OF THE GOLDEN AGE

Once a year the competition known as Carnage of the Golden Age takes place in Clan Naga Sadow. This event is held in honor of the Great Funeral of Marka Ragnos and the ensuing battle between Sith Lords Naga Sadow and Ludo Kressh.

Only the strongest and most powerful of Clan Naga Sadow enter to engage in combat. The ultimate goal of this event is to decide who has the right and honor to hold the title of Supreme Primus.

This will be a Clan-wide ACC tournament. Signups and more details will be coming soon, until then get prepared and if you already haven’t…GET QUALIFIED IN THE ACC!

CONCLUSION

For those unsure, my beginning disclaimer is a just a joke making fun of a serious problem that thankfully isn’t in the forefront of Clan Naga Sadow. But it could just as easily be and thus we all need to read the policy and make sure to follow it.

http://coj.darkjedibrotherhood.com/ProfessionalBehavior.doc

These issues can take away from the fun every member of this club has a right to enjoy and what other members have NO right to take away. So continue to play nice. </END SPEECH>

Moving on we have some nice new things coming up in the future from the Office of the Rollmaster which include a new focus on the ACC. To continue on what we started in the Rite of Supremacy, we will work on homing on skills as well as tricking some new guys into thinking the ACC is actually fun. More details will be coming forth on the new event and position.

A continued effort to push the Master Student Program is ongoing. I sent out an email and the responses were disappointing which went well with the non-responses I got. Participation in the Master/Student competition was also disappointing. So some brainstorming (which is what I call heavy drinking) will be done to see what I can come up with.

Project Harassment also continues with mixed results. Each week, sometimes every few days, I email the Protectors and below of Clan Naga Sadow to see what we have for life among the younger members. I’ve gotten some nice responses and even seen a few promotions go through due to this. But I’m still trying to get through to some members, and I won’t be defeated so easily. So if you’re reading this report, which if you didn’t respond to an email I know you’re not, I’m not giving up and I will get you to respond to me. ;)

Thanks all and keep up the amazing work.

Sith Warlord Robert Sadow Clan Rollmaster