So welcome to another one of my dismal BTL reports. It has been a great two weeks for me culminating in a living hell of Zandro and Cethgus. Just kidding, they’re wonderful.

I hope you’re all good and here is some breaking news.

Shadow Gate news

There are two competitions out now that end on Friday this week. Here are the links:

Redefining the Shadows: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5858

Building blocks: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5859

I’m hoping you’ll participate and help me to develop the team.

Now some proper news, Ronovi and I will be working closely to flesh out the fictional side of Shadow Gate. While I’m looking forward to what Ronnie and I will come up with, your contributions are still wanted and valued. Remember, this is YOUR Battleteam. NOT MINE.

House Qel Droma news

Damn we’ve got a crap load of competitions for you to compete in for the next couple of weeks. Wally and Invictus are still riding my arse about doing stuff for you lovely lot, even when I’m supposed to be on holiday. I guess you’re not allowed to take a week off in Arcona. Probably the reason why we’re the best goddamn Clan in the DB!

Invictus is also looking for volunteers to help him fill out the fictional lapse in our history regarding the Vong War. If you were around and remember what happened, hit him up. Or just plain hit him, either way is a win-win for me. Check out his first Aedile report here: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/reports.php?report=14186

Competitions

[HQD] You know you’re a Qel-Droman if... http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5862

[HQD] What goes down in Hot Hands http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5863

[HQD] There’s Always Routine, Part 1:The List http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5864

[HQD] There’s Always Routine, Part 2: The Set-Up http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5865

[HQD] There’s Always Routine, Part 3: Best Day Ever http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5866

** Home Sweet Home**http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5826

I Remember when.... http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/dbjedi/competition.php?id=5869

Clan Arcona news

Communication Breakdown RO part 2 is ongoing and things are getting hot for Soulfire. Wally and Invictus have been given orders to send Shadow Gate into the mix.

Little FYI., Shadow Gate will be deploying in groups of ones and twos; mainly along the lines of one ex-Oblivion Brigade member to one original Shadow Gate member. We will be searching for Mr Lorden and our beloved blue balled beast Wuntila. When we locate, we will disrupt and neutralise the chain of command and attempt to extract him. There’ll be a post from me later in the week; probably tomorrow if the forums start working again.

The Arconan Arena has reached the 2nd round. Congrats to all who progressed and commiserations to all those who lost. Just remember this is all just practice when the real thing comes September and we intend to win.

DB news

Taig is on a LoA due to being a clumsy oaf, wish him well and a swift recovery. Meanwhile, Ronovi will be looking after the Shadow Academy. Don’t forget to cc her on all SA requests.

Good luck on your MOVE4POWAH Ronnie! thumbs up

Medals and Activity

Khaer Sordar – Dark Cross, Starfighter Studies.

Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar – Dark Cross

Promotions

None at the moment, but I hope that’ll change soon especially with all these competitions and activities for you Journeymen to be doing.

Closing thoughts

As you all know, if you read my last report; that I work with the homeless. Now it seems weird but I have plenty of funny stories involving their daily antics. Watching and interacting with them reminds me of how bad I was when I was a kid and how pissed off I must’ve made my parents. That makes me feel sad, old and “I’ve got hurt feelings”. Bonus points if you get the reference.

But enough of that maudlin crap, I’m on holiday, I’m hanging out with my mates and living it up: My final testimony of the report?

ARCONA INVICTA!

**Highlights

*Hundreds of competitions being run, go and get some done. Especially Gio’s.

*Invictus is looking for volunteers for the HQD wiki, sure to be rewards.

*Wally likes cock.

And I’m kicking it on holiday*