"T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt."
Team Plagueis,
Happy New Year!! Another year of our lives past, let the reflection begin. I for one, have always marveled at how we spend a majority of our lives anticipating it was over. I often find myself wishing for the weekend or my next break from reality. This year I resolve to appreciate life, one day at a time. I would encourage you to do the same.
In regards to House Plagueis in the New Year, we are at a crossroad. Our recent victory, in the face of extreme adversity, during the Dark Crusade has us postured for continued success. We will rise above those who wish us failure as we march towards becoming a Clan. It should be noted, that there is no enjoyment to be found in the failure or struggles of an adjacent unit. At the end of the day we all represent the Dark Jedi Brotherhood. A love of Star Wars brought our members to the DJB. A spirit of camaraderie, enjoyment, friendship, and healthy competition keep us here. To that end, in the New Year, we should work tirelessly to cultivate this vision to all our members.
Admittedly, as such, there is much work to be done. The hard work and dedication of our members will propel House Plagueis into the New Year. We will not rest. We are at the aforementioned crossroad; the future is ours to embrace.
Adapt. Ascend. Avail.
After a long and arduous selection process, that saw many highly qualified applicants apply, SBM Kz'set was selected as the next House Plagueis Rollmaster. No stranger to leadership within the Dark Jedi Brotherhood, it is my pleasure to welcome him to the team in this capacity. I would like to thank KAP Famosus for a job well done during his tenure as RM. You were the right guy, at the right time for the job and House Plagueis will forever be appreciative of your efforts.
Many of you may have been wondering why we have not updated relevant wikis, provided a fictional update for House Plagueis post Dark Crusade, or gone shopping with our new Fleet Point Mega Million winnings. Worry not, we are eagerly anticipating the Final Report from higher and will, expeditiously and in good order, nest ours accordingly. Stay tuned because to varying degrees you will all help drive this effort.
2...3....10 Battle Teams... Behind the scenes there has been much dialogue in regards to House Plagueis Battle Teams. Currently, we have two teams and the plan is to expand those teams as needed with new members and veterans alike. I encourage each and every member of House Plagueis to join a Battle Team under the premise that is will not only ease a prospective transition to a Clan but foster healthy competition within the House. Please contact Dacien Victae, Plagueis Aedile, for more information regarding joining a Battle Team. In addition, I would like to thank the Veteran members who provided historical insight into the current construct. Let there be no doubt that the input of each and every member will continue to be taken into account moving forward.
I would like to take a moment to recognize the incredibly efforts of some of our newest members. Meleu, Naomi, Qormus, Taranae, and Zednich, have taken the DJB by storm and have continued to impress daily. In addition, those veteran member who work in the shadows providing mentorship and guidance, your efforts are appreciated. You are all awesome...keep being awesome.
MORE REPORTS...oh yes...what you have all been waiting for. More House Plagueis QUA, AED, and RM Reports, for all to enjoy. However, do not be discouraged, will will work diligently to avoid redundancy and the ever so deadly reports on reports. We owe you the consumer timely, accurate, and relevent reporting, and so it shall be done.
This will be covered in our esteemed RM's upcoming report. However, as customary I would like to personally thank the consummate professionalism and dedication to the cause, the men and women of House Plagueis display daily across the Dark Jedi Brotherhood.
"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed.Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or a gazelle when the sun comes up you'd better be running."
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Woo Plagueis! Great report! I particularly enjoy your ability to select awesome quotes :P
Excellent report Monty
Give it up to all our journeymen that are destroying the promotion records
What if it's a super smart gazelle who learned how to climb trees and line the bottom of the tree with claymore mines? That guy wakes up knowing he'd better develop some opposable thumbs. With Insanity and all that.
Also, wooo reports!
T. Rex also cannot defeat Zurg without a strategy guide.
Nice report Monty!