Kordath Bleu sat behind his scarred and shameful desk, datacards had been piling up for the past month, and he suspected where they were coming from. That damn Neti, he was certain of it. The Ryn sighed as he pried open a dented drawer, wondering for the tenth or so time who this desk had been a hand me down from, someone with anger issues it seemed. Pulling from the drawer a bottle of dark fluid, which he subsequently set upon the desk, followed by a short glass. A quick pour later, the Krath sniffed at the drink before he began sipping, his nose crinkling a bit as the whiskey sent a shiver through his body.
Plugging in the first datacard, another audible sigh could be heard, and he set about the task of bureaucratic nonsense.
Aaaand it's January folks, which means we've survived another month! And year! And...stuff, right stuff!
The Dark Forge run-on is happening, started, whatnot...had some activity already from a number of you, which is brilliant, hope the rest decide to join in soon to hunt down rebels.
http://forums.darkjedibrotherhood.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7012 is the Forum post, go! Read! Blow stuff up!
Err, I mean write and work as a team, yes...yes.
New Years Resolutions, write up a list of your Resolutions, grading will be based off of humor and fun, so this is a 'for fun' write up.
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7432
Dozens of Games II is still running, week 4 so far I believe, go!
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7360
Top Gun, a ToR based competition concerning Starfighter and getting kills. https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7418
Hunt the FIST Staff, in which another ToR competition, where you attempt to get members of the FIST staff killed while playing with them. This is an odd one.
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7439
Monthly Mobile Gaming: Slingo Lottery Challenge, a high score challenge for a mobile gaming app. https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7442
Present Giving, in which you can write or draw a gift you'd give another member of the House, assume that humor is the winner here.
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7431
Imperfect Reflections, a really interesting fiction comp, that basically is an alternate history where you get to self insert yourself and change something. Expect some very odd and awesome submissions for this one.
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7419
The Battle of the Bakers, bake star wars themed cookies, take pictures, send them in, win shinies.
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7379
New Years Caption contest #1, caption the image.
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7429
And New Years Caption contest #2, caption the iamge.
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7430
Deviants in Distress, a fiction about being stranded in space, this is an Arconan journeyman's comp, so go and do it! (that and only 2 people have submitted, so SOMEBODY can pick up a third place shiney).
https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/competitions/7417
Right, that's...all...the...competitions....a lot to do this month if you like!
Ood was a busy boy this month, especially where it came to edumacation.
Courses Retaken: Crytography 201, Grammar Studies, IRC Operater Studies, ToR Basics, Writing Studies, Wiki Basics, Writing Studies, Philosophy II: Cults, Galactic Languages, Mandalorian Studies, Alchemy Studies, Poetry Studies, Planents and Stars(twice!), Leadership Studies, Races and Species, ACC Fundamentals!
He also snagged.... An Anteian Cross for helping Orv out with some stuff, a Dark Savant-Tactics and Combat!
He also became a XII: Graduate (egregia cum laude) in the Shadow Academy Society (with some 178 academic credits, which is both daunting and awesome).
Aaaand he became rank II in the Grand Master's Royal Guard!
And he earned 17 Clusters of Fire
A good month for the Ood.
Ran the Monkey Kick off competition. Participated in DoG II round 1, 2, and 3. Participated in trivia, Arconan Secret Santa (placed 2nd!) and got 1st place in Ghost of Christmas present!
Promoted to Jedi Hunter(12/17)!
And promoted to Dark Jedi Knight on the 31st, so congratulations on having a lightsaber you can stick in Andrelious now!
Also earned 49 Clusters of Fire
Academy courses taken: Vendetta 1,2, and 3, Essentials 4, 5, 6, Sith Core, Advancement Survey, Basics, Planets and Stars, Alchemy Studies, Wiki Basics, Philosophy I and II, Leadership Studies, Leadership Fundamentals, ToR Basics, GMRG History, Combat Tactics 1 and 2, Hand to Hand combat, Lightsaber Studies, Advanced Lightsaber Studies, Obelisk Core, Krath Core, ACC Fundamentals, and the Consular Core!
Pundit Vendetta and Essentials!
She also obtained Mavens for....Philosophy and Combat!
Promoted to Acolyte (12/8), Protector (12/9), Guardian (12/14), Jedi Hunter (12/26), and obtained Knighthood! (12/30)
Participated in....Monkey Kick Off, Wally's Saturday Morning Arcona Trivia! (which was won by a Non-Arconan, hah), Cethgus' IRC trivia (12/22) in which she got 2nd! DoG II round 3, Gevaar's IRC trivia, PvP Domination, and Verse's IRC trivia!
Ran a trivia!
Earned a Dark Cross for being awesomely active, and a Legion of the Scholar for trivia work/wins!
Again, congratulations on Knighthood!
Ummm, you alive mate? Haven't seen you about, getting concerned.
Participated in Monthly Mobile Gaming: Racing Santa.
Passed ACC Fundamentals and Combat Tactics II
Gained a rank in the GMRG (II)
19 Clusters of Fire
Aaaaand that's all for the month of December, good work folks, congrats to Lexi and Kooki on their Knighthoods!
Now go post in the Run On :P
DJK Kordath Bleu BTL Dark Forge
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Do you really want to be giving Kooki ideas, Kord? :P
I like this report, especially the part where you talked about beating up Cethgus.
^^^
A solid report. Well written, and hilarious. Good job!