Introduction
Goatham was screaming. Scithe was hiding. Bob-Fett was drinking, CrimsonAngel was throwing up, the Krath were scared and Bond couldnt careless.
FRED THE SEAL WAS BACK IN ACTION, FATTER THAN EVER, AND FEELING VERY RANDY
It was a most horrible, weird and down right insane day at HLK
News in Breif
Orbs of Power
Awards
Fred the Seal
PML
Web Page
CrimsonAngels Flying Compeition
Weelky AED Report
Weekly Sif News
Orbs of Power
Here is the message board URL
http://www.asp-dev.com/freeForum3/default.asp?board_id=549
The runon is under CNS Runons. You all need to join in the runon, because it is developing very nicely
The Orbs of Power Compeition now has its own URL:
http://www.geocities.com/adamlobacz/OoP.html
Here it outlines all the events for each order. People lets get a move on and start participating!!!
Its a really good compeition, and we should all get behind it
Awards
The Legion of the Scholar has been awarded to
PRT Pheniox (Sith)/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
The following reason(s) were given:
DB Trivia - Howlader
YAYA Pheniox!
Fred the Seal
Abel Malik has won the right to be Freds new guardian, this this following extract:
As a Sapphire & IW member i feel i must apply to be Fred's guardian in the memory of our late DJK ewok Neo. I'm sure he'd want Fred to remain in Sapphire after all:P. Fred can even help me grade some IWTA courses if he wants too; however, some of them might get Seal poo poo on them, eh? :D. Can you imagine the look on Delak's face when he gets his course results back covered in Seal droppings? (/me rolls on the floor laughing at that thought):P. Anyway i'm sure i can keep up the humor that marks are favorite seals character, and once i get my saber let those who attempt to harm Fred beware!
Ye shall not smite, kidnap, or anything else with Sapphire Squadrons mascot. I could have some real fun as Fred's guardian, mIRC levity may return with ol Fred and his shuttle. Fred can help round up new recruits too- i'll just send him out to get a few IW members and have him drag them back to us:P. Oye, i already have some plans and joke ideas in motion:P. Regardless, i have plenty of room on the Heisenberg for Fred too- he may end up with a few of my Twi'lek stripper's i keep on board though:P. Ah, i can just see me having Fred sit on some Krath too:P. To qoute a Hutt: "Bona nal kachu" or You're in trouble now:P. (Keep in mind i'm writing this after an all nighter so i'm more insane than usual).
Now, a message from fred
ARRF ARRF ARRF
Greetings Sapphire, I am back in action. I have spent the last few months locked away in Goatham personal prison, were some weird kinky stuff happened in there. No matter, I am back.
Now Abel, As my new guardian, I have the following Requests.
I need to be bathed by you nude, twice a day
You need to clean out my room pan every hour (Drinking causes me to go alot)
Massage me before i go to bed
Supply me with all your vodka
Protect me from the big bad goatham when he gets mad at me
Thank you abel, I will speak to you soon
Abel Malik, what have you gotten yourself into?
PML
Our witty Diamond commander has come up with this idea for a fun sith writing compeition. For details, check this URL out:
http://www24.brinkster.com/bobsquadron/pml.htm
It has an interesting concept behind it, so give it a go!!
Note - Both Sapphire and Diamond can compete in his compeition
Web Page
The URL:
http://www24.brinkster.com/crimsonsapphire/
I actucally did some work on it, did a image map for the contents frame, updated wverything and took alot of the old crap out.
I wil be slowly updating things as the days go by
CrimsonAngel Flying Compeition
Very Very Close right now
Send me all your pilot files, and the person who flys the most wins a Dark Cross, second and third gets 30 and 20 promotion points
Weekly AED Report
I have thought about this new enterprise given to me by our mighty SHW as to
show myself as a more active fellow and send some reports to you all every
week and, being so, I decided to make it look a little diferent than the
ordinary report. In fact, I request since then the help of the entirety of
the House Ludo Kressh members in order to fill a new design I have.
Here follows the explanations:
"AED Scithe's Cultural Point"
This work consists on a brief critical view of the "less official"
happenings around the House and its members, the newest pieces of art and
labor produced by the crew of this madhouse.
In order to have a loadful of subjects to address on these reports, some
major topic were created to give a basic guideline:
The latest comments on mIRC and quotes you'll never see elsewhere.
Something ranging from 1 pixel to an entire figure. The most creative visual
work or the masterpiece of your puny lives.
Ocasionally, there'll be some mad subject on the house lazy enough to build
us a mission or too. Being so, there must be a place such like this where he
can hang his piece of madness for all to see.
Anyone afflicted by this accursed disease is somehow forced to write down
some weird plot in text. Besides all studies on the field, no cure was ever
found until then, so the only smart thing to do is to show the product of
the sick guy in public.
Final comments of the House performance varying from catatonic to berserk.
All categories are open for everyone, even if you're not a real member on
HLK (this includes Fred and Malik too).
The top people on each category will be awarded with nice pieces of metal on
their breasts in order to them make other people jealous. The size and color
of the pieces will depend of the quality and quantities of work sent.
All stuff for all sections are to be sent to me: ([Log in to view e-mail addresses])
"I look forward to report your clumsyness"
Weekly Sif News
The Weekly Sif News is out.
http://daihok.tripod.com/wsn/11-26-01/
Thar found a funny horoscope thing and made some modifications =)
Quote of the Week
Background - Apparently Sildrin Snuggles with a Bunny :)
<den_gone> we don't want to know where you snuggle with that bunny
In Closing
Lets get PML and Orbs of Porn going, they are almost nearly over!!
DJK CrimsonAngel (Sith)/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow
Commander of Sapphire Squadron
FM/LCM CrimsonAngel/Raptor 2-2/Wing XX/ISD Subjugator
CMDR/CAP CrimsonAngel/Razor/Wing II/MC-90 Renegade/IW/EH
DOC/LCM CrimsonAngel/Wing II/FMC-IW/M-TFC LastHope
'Fear My Hot Pants!!'
[Tie Defender - CrimsonWing]
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