Issue #0001 - December 2nd, 2001

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Hail! This is the first issue of the long awaited Culture Point, brought to you all by me, your milk drinking Aedile. Well, long awaited by our newly appointed SHW, Yacks guy, who "requested" a weekly report from both Quaestors and Aediles around the DB. Being so, if you need to complain or bug someone about me flooding your mailbox with this junk, please go to him.

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In this very first issue, I've prepared a little speech (well, not exactly a speech, as you can't hear me yell from here...) to boost the interaction betwwen the people inside our grand House.

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"DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND SEND ME ANYTHING FOR ISSUE #0002! NOW!!1"

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End of speech.

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Now, back to our weekly submissions (Yes, we have something for this issue...)

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** - Fast-Talk:**

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I don't know exactly if it was because nobody worried about it or was too busy laughing their asses off, but I received NOT A SINGLE entry to this category. Well, not that matters at all, I mean, being on mIRC and waiting to pick some weird and nonsense talk come up must be a hard work indeed.

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I'll then add myself an interesting piece of mind from myself:

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"It's all Bob's fault."

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Onto next topic...

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** - Pic o' the Week:**

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YES, we have a submission!

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Everyone take a look at this and say what it reminds you all:

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It's round, it's spherical, it rolls down the table if not held by something... It's the Orb of Porn... Thanks for this fine piece or round work, Abel Malik.

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Now, thinking again about it, why it's blue and purple inside? This looks like someone has crunched a Sissy Krath and a Whooly Obbie inside... Weird...

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**_- Fry 'em 

Out:_**

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I know it was not the idea of our beloved Emerald Commander to send this mission for me to evaluate (In fact, I don't blame him for thinking that way...). Afterall, it's not even a DB one... Well, as the saying goes: "Better one than none."

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There's something about that mission being used by a competition inside Emerald, but I can't remember what is it... Maybe is the milk...

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By the way, it's a bit frustating to try to evade all NINE rebel fighters after everyone on your dummy squad is gone... (And they are really dumb on Hard mode)

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****Get it here.

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**_- Sissy Krath 

Plague:_**

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I come forward to annouce that, since there was not a single word written on this matter and either on the Run-On (I guess Kale'll get pissed...), I hereby conclude that we have no casualties on the plague this week. Yay!!

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** - Weird Level:**

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Yes, that's the end of the report...

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Taking basis on the level of communications between the crew on the House and the results shown on this report, I give the House the certificate of:

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"Spasmodic Semi-Catatonic State"

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Which means that you have already been more weird than that. And more active too, by the meaning. Personally, I would take it as an offense, but who matters what I think?

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Thank you all for the patience to read all this bullshit (even if you jumped directly to the last line just to say you read it...)

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SW Scithe (Sith)/AED/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow,
SC/WR-PM/DC-KC-O-C/(BNG)(BNAg)/(DSS) {SA: CORE-DfSS}

"I look forward to report your clumsyness"