Quaestor Report

2001/12/08, 11:00 PM, Quaestor - Battleteam Ludo Kressh

Issue #0002 - December 9nd, 2001

Hail! Hot, brand new info on this week about some "loose screws" we have around here... In this special 2nd edition of my lil' piece of uselessness, I am honored to present you all with a true history about a very known friend and boss, Mr. Goatboy. But first things first.

** - Fast-Talk:**

As first thing, I have here a little declaration signed by our omnipotent and omniarguing SHW Yacks about this nonsense of mine...

"Scithe, I have to give you this... as much as you may
dislike the fact that you have to do reports, well, I
can honestly say that yours are the most interesting
ones I read.

Congrats :P"

=====
Sith Battlelord Keirdagh "Yacko" Cantor,
Sith High Warrior of the Dark Brotherhood of Jedi

No need to comment here, I guess...

** - Pic o' the Week:**

Yes, we have more files for this one, and it's not only one... I can even smell a little increase on interest on my rantings...

Well, what can I say about that? Two spherical, non-simetrical and odd colored thingies... What I think most annoying of all, they're both bigger than the first orb on the issue #0001. If this continues this way, I guess we'll have to open a new weekly report exclusive for odd balls with weird colors on it... (At least I could get back to self after looking straight on this blue, yellow, red, whatever color it is for several hours trying to understand why did Abel Malik do it...)

And it's not the end of it. See the other pic we have today...

There's something about this picture that give me the creeps, dunno exactly what. I guess it's because of the Plague. Somehow I can sense it around me. Well, I must admin that this one I can understand, even it being so odd colored as the balls up there. If I am not under effect of the orbs still, I guess this picture was Karim's doing.

I just have one question: "Why is a Krath Order Banner doing on an auxiliary Sith House weekly report?

Being so, and considering all questions os wisdom that should arrise on this dark hour, I have chosen the PIC O' THE WEEK (drum rolls...)

"The big red ball up there!!!" (It's the less annoying of the group...)

**_- Fry 'em

Out:_**

No stuff here this week. I wonder why...

Hey Kale, I guess this means you don't have a mission to use on your comp. (Better luck next time!)

**_- Sissy Krath

Plague:_**

I wondered if I should put Goat's story here, but I guess it's a little too HLK to be considered a Sissy Krath Plague. Which brings us to no affliction detected. (Yay! Again!)

**_- Special section: The

Conversion to the True Side of a HLKer_**

I am still amazed every time I remember the words of wisdom and bravery on this HLK epic. It brings me to tears. I would like to publicy and respectfully give our boss and Quaestor Goatboy, a.k.a. Xanos Goatham Zorrixor on his success on his rite of passage.

Now, to the tale that became a legend:

<div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:03] <MAJ_Malik> it's a goat...
[00:03] <MAJ_Malik> hey
[00:04] <MAJ_Malik> how unlike you to be on at this time :Þ
[00:04] < {JRai}> hehe
[00:04] <VA_XGZ> hey...
[00:04] <VA_XGZ> ya
[00:04] <VA_XGZ> i'm pissed :P
[00:04] <MAJ_Malik> why?
[00:04] <VA_XGZ> appologies if i' totally bad and wrong tonight
[00:04] <VA_XGZ> but i'm just a tad drunk :P
[00:04] <MAJ_Malik> roflmao
[00:04] <MAJ_Malik> you're kidding right?
[00:04] <VA_XGZ> a bottle of wins kinda taken me over the edge
[00:04] <VA_XGZ> i've been out of it for over an hour</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:05] <MAJ_Malik> this is a kodak moment
[00:05] < {JRai}> hehe</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:06] <MAJ_Malik> and I can accept that you got drunk after only 1 bottle since it's you :Þ
[00:06] <VA_XGZ> i know
[00:06] <VA_XGZ> i was wearing an einstein wig :P
[00:07] <MAJ_Malik> you were at a party?
[00:07] <VA_XGZ> no
[00:07] <VA_XGZ> school play
[00:07] <VA_XGZ> my cotechinician got me pissed and just gektp giivng me wine
[00:08] <MAJ_Malik> lol
[00:08] * MAJ_Malik is so happy that he's logging everything :Þ
[00:08] <VA_XGZ> everybody wishes they6 had a pic of me with a jamacan/einstein wig with a bottle of wine in my mouth
[00:08] <MAJ_Malik> lol
[00:09] <MAJ_Malik> but still...1 bottle :Þ</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:10] <MAJ_Malik> my "date" yesterday drank 2 bottles of wine :Þ
[00:10] <MAJ_Malik> and still not drunk</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:10] <MAJ_Malik> too bad I had to pay for them
[00:10] <MAJ_Malik> hey wolf
[00:10] <CPT_Wolf> heya
[00:11] <VA_XGZ> Well Mal
[00:11] <VA_XGZ> My firend
[00:11] <VA_XGZ> whos like the 'tough' scholar of the school
[00:11] <`Brian> Goat!
[00:11] <VA_XGZ> got pissed on one pint of beer
[00:11] <CPT_Wolf> nah
[00:11] <VA_XGZ> at least i managed a bottle of wine
[00:11] <VA_XGZ> and i rarely drink
[00:11] <VA_XGZ> he drinks often and can't take one pint
[00:11] <MAJ_Malik> one pint??
[00:11] <MAJ_Malik> roflmao
[00:11] * MAJ_Malik dies from laughing</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:12] <VA_XGZ> ya
[00:12] <VA_XGZ> thats what most of my year thought :P
[00:12] <VA_XGZ> i think a bottle of fairly expensive wine was at least something somewhat understandable
[00:13] <MAJ_Malik> heh
[00:13] <VA_XGZ> considering i've only ever had the odd glass in the past
[00:13] <MAJ_Malik> by my standards it wouldn't be acceptable tho :Þ
[00:14] <VA_XGZ> true
[00:14] <VA_XGZ> though i am only 15
[00:14] <VA_XGZ> and have only drunk like...5 glasses of wine in the past
[00:14] <VA_XGZ> the odd vodka and beer, but i mainly prefer wine
[00:14] <MAJ_Malik> aren't you 16 soon?</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:14] <VA_XGZ> in uh...
[00:14] <VA_XGZ> 31st
[00:14] <VA_XGZ> whatever that is
[00:15] < {JRai}> damn goat...i thought you were older than me, or atleast the same age
[00:15] <MAJ_Malik> heh
[00:15] <MAJ_Malik> goat is my age :Þ
[00:15] < {JRai}> hmm
[00:15] <Sharad> how old are u j?
[00:15] < {JRai}> 19</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:16] <Sharad> w00t 19!
[00:16] < {JRai}> in fact i just turned 19 last week
[00:16] <Sharad> heh i turned 19 3 months ago exactly :P
[00:16] <VA_XGZ> a lot of poeple mistake my age
[00:16] < {JRai}> hmm
[00:16] <VA_XGZ> though i think i'm going to turn into an alcoholic :P
[00:16] <MAJ_Malik> heh
[00:16] <VA_XGZ> ooh well
[00:16] <Sharad> mmm alcohol
[00:16] <VA_XGZ> i'm now a proper HLKer :P
[00:16] < {JRai}> hehe
[00:16] <MAJ_Malik> 'bout time :Þ
[00:16] <VA_XGZ> sorry sharad
[00:17] <VA_XGZ> forgive my slowness
[00:17] <VA_XGZ> bt who are you?
[00:17] <Sharad> OHC</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:17] <VA_XGZ> as havingo ps is confusing me
[00:17] <VA_XGZ> ah right..
[00:17] <VA_XGZ> i remember :P
[00:17] <Sharad> :P
[00:17] <VA_XGZ> anybody given you access?
[00:17] <MAJ_Malik> lol
[00:17] <Sharad> trev
[00:17] <MAJ_Malik> HLK is gonna enjoy this log :Þ
[00:18] < {JRai}> :P
[00:18] <VA_XGZ> oh jesus
[00:18] <VA_XGZ> mal you shoulda seen me an hour ago
[00:18] <VA_XGZ> people were kicking me
[00:18] <VA_XGZ> i was collasping on the floor cracking up not feeling a thing
[00:18] <MAJ_Malik> heh
[00:18] <VA_XGZ> i screwed up the end of the play</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:18] <MAJ_Malik> really drunk then
[00:18] <VA_XGZ> too drunk to know what was happening
[00:19] <MAJ_Malik> hehe
[00:19] <MAJ_Malik> I got bored at 5am this morning and walked 4 miles home from town...
[00:20] <MAJ_Malik> well I also ran out of money at that time
[00:20] <MAJ_Malik> but I wasn't drunk so it wasn't fun to walk :Þ
[00:20] <Sharad> well 4 miles would not be fun to walk drunk either :P
[00:20] <Sharad> you'd pass out after .1 mile :P
[00:21] <MAJ_Malik> yeah it is :Þ
[00:21] <MAJ_Malik> if you walk with a girl who's also drunk it's always fun
[00:21] <MAJ_Malik> and I had to followed my date home :Þ
[00:21] <VA_XGZ> i quite liked the name of te white wine</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:21] <VA_XGZ> fat bastard :P
[00:22] <MAJ_Malik> heh
[00:22] <VA_XGZ> kinda suits my current state :P
[00:22] <MAJ_Malik> lol
[00:26] <VA_XGZ> well
[00:26] <VA_XGZ> i think this christmas i'm going to me pretty out of it a lot :P
[00:27] <VA_XGZ> though i dislike my currenty state in public
[00:27] <VA_XGZ> its actually somewhat enjoyable
[00:27] <MAJ_Malik> lol
[00:27] <MAJ_Malik> I knew you'd be turned into one of us :Þ
[00:27] <VA_XGZ> heh
[00:27] <VA_XGZ> eventually...it had to happen
[00:27] <VA_XGZ> apprently all directors of the school technical society become alcoholics
[00:27] <VA_XGZ> seems i ain't gonna eb any differnet :P</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:27] <MAJ_Malik> well knowing this, I can die in peace :Þ
[00:28] <MAJ_Malik> heh
[00:30] * MAJ_Malik points at the MAJ part of his nick
[00:30] <MAJ_Malik> you didn't even notice :Þ
[00:31] <VA_XGZ> i kinda did
[00:31] <VA_XGZ> just don't care ;p
[00:31] <MAJ_Malik> bah :Þ
[00:31] <MAJ_Malik> neither did I :Þ
[00:31] <MAJ_Malik> now I just need you to update my uniform :Þ
[00:34] <TrevAWAY> Hmmmmm...
[00:34] <TrevAWAY> So where ya been Goat?
[00:36] <VA_XGZ> school play
[00:36] <VA_XGZ> doing the lighting
[00:36] <VA_XGZ> doing :P
[00:36] <TrevAWAY> Ahhhh......good for you
[00:36] <VA_XGZ> first act...ok
[00:36] <VA_XGZ> second act</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:36] <TrevAWAY> I was actually in the school plays :P
[00:36] <VA_XGZ> kinda blurred
[00:36] <TrevAWAY> Hmmm...
[00:36] <VA_XGZ> end of second act where i was meant to do lights for the directors speech
[00:36] <VA_XGZ> none existant :P
[00:37] <TrevAWAY> Oh god.....
[00:37] <TrevAWAY> Goatham.....staging is all in the lights
[00:37] <TrevAWAY> :P
[00:37] <TrevAWAY> You bitch :P
[00:37] <VA_XGZ> sorry
[00:37] <VA_XGZ> i've drubk too much</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:37] <VA_XGZ> so sue me :P
[00:37] <TrevAWAY> :P
[00:37] <TrevAWAY> Drunk too much?
[00:37] <TrevAWAY> I thought you hated alcohol?</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:39] <MAJ_Malik> he drank a bottle of wine :Þ
[00:39] <VA_XGZ> i thought so too :P
[00:39] <VA_XGZ> at least i handled more than a pint of beer</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:39] <VA_XGZ> which is what the apparent 'tough man' of my year handled</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:40] <TrevAWAY> lol
[00:40] <TrevAWAY> A bottle of wine, and a pint of beer</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:40] <TrevAWAY> Maybe there is some hope for you Goatham</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:41] <MAJ_Malik> maybe you'll start dating soon :Þ</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:41] <TrevAWAY> He's already started laying the playa game
[00:42] <MAJ_Malik> you've already walked down the dark path
[00:42] <MAJ_Malik> it's too late to return</font></div> <div><font face="Arial" size="2">[00:43] <VA_XGZ> thats exat;y wjat my brpther said earler tonight</font></div>

Another one joins us to the essence of the House Ludo Kressh. Let's rejoice. And alcohol in free, all on our Drunk Goat Quaestor's tab...

** - Weird Level:**

We have reached the end on another week, and I see that somehow the crew has evolved (or deranged) to a new level of weirdness. I hereby declare the state of our grand House as:

"Headless drunken revelry"

Good luck to all on your quests and specially to Goatham. We really want you to get back from your hangover alive...

**

SW Scithe (Sith)/AED/Ludo Kressh of Naga Sadow,
SC/WR-PM/DC-KC-O-C/(BNG)(BNAg)/(DSS) {SA: CORE-DfSS}

"I look forward to report your clumsyness"

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